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#1 Columbo Fan • Hatsune Miku Evangelist • 27 • Developer (Websites, Software, Games) also I'm learning the Piano!
Washington, DC
Joined November 2009
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Mark somehow came across this tweet on Reddit btw 😭😭😭
YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”
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“Raise them right,” I murmured. “Teach them about practical effects, cosmic horror, and independent filmmaking.” He thanked me repeatedly. “What are you going to do now?” he asked. I smiled. “Don’t worry about me, son. I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
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“But,” I continued quietly, “I happen to have a couple extra tickets.” They jumped for joy and hugged their father. I handed over the tickets and leaned in close to the father.
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Their father was visibly shaken, clutching his popcorn like a life raft. “Kids,” I said, crouching to their level, “you’re not alone. Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing. It’s been sold out for weeks. Mark doesn’t miss.” Their faces fell.
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The two little girls immediately perked up, tugging at his jacket and shouting, “Dad, we want to see Iron Lung!” “But…” he stammered, “I thought you wanted the to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now chanting. “We want Iron Lung! We want to see the blood ocean!”
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I am settling in for a showing of Iron Lung and the theater is PACKED. Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No,” I replied flatly. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see Iron Lung.”
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"You may be able to use buy now, pay later for rent," per CNBC
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they gave the trans girl ultrakill movement
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YouTuber Markiplier allegedly slept with the Iron Lung (2026) directors' wife. Despite this, he still managed to maintain his lead role in the film. Source: It came to me in a vision.
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Discord advancing the field of groomer tricknology by leaps and bounds
Discord is working on a new feature called Voice Dares. With Voice Dares, you can challenge your friends in your voice channel to complete a task. These tasks can be timed or tied to other conditions, such as winning a game.
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We’re bringing back creepy Omegle point games
Discord is working on a new feature called Voice Dares. With Voice Dares, you can challenge your friends in your voice channel to complete a task. These tasks can be timed or tied to other conditions, such as winning a game.
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beautiful woman on his arm and hakari is glued to his phone....... he makes me sick
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