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London Mayor Results
1. Merton and Wandsworth
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Mum has been in A&E 27 hours now.
I don't blame any nurse, doctor or hospital for this. They're all working their arses off.
It's the fucking Tories to blame.
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Just for clarity after yesterday.
Anyone who thinks 15 min cities is anything more than a town planning idea is a fucking nutjob.
Can I make this any clearer?
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These clots were removed from a fully boosted male. These are not normal. Why is MSM not talking about this?
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These clots were removed from a fully boosted male. These are not normal. Why is MSM not talking about this?
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@cheesedoff3
You're hearing this before the ballot boxes have been opened.
You know you're lying
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Susan Hall just admitted on
@LBC
that she doesn't know who owns Hammersmith Bridge, and thinks that Hammersmith and Fulham are 2 difference councils.
@Councillorsuzie
you're an idiot.
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Idea for new GB News programme
Woefully thick pub landlord spouting hate for pennies on every topic that he has no clue about.
Called "Bargain Cunt"
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If your first thought on hearing that someone famous has died was "were they vaccinated?" then you're a cunt.
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@cheesedoff3
Yes I have.
There was no exit poll for the Mayor of London.
Which is why I know you're lying
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I'm listening to Iain Dale interview Liz Truss.
She's still fucking mental.
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@lennythepen
It is illegal to take photos inside a polling station.
You've broken the law
@ElectoralCommUK
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@Otto_English
Oh you mean the same business person who has been wanting to move to Rochester for 5 years?
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Dear
@RealFairbrass
You post something utterly horrific, you deservedly get a lot of flak.
You then quietly delete it without apology, and try to deflect by sharing videos of cute animals.
The internet doesn't forget, you coward
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Truth hurts eh Tommy, you racist grifting, paedophile protecting, multiple convicted coke addicted cunt.
@TRobinsonNewEra
Hi Stephen,
Do you still hang around with kiddy fiddlers?
Regards,
The World
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Just saw a car park up with 2 anti ulez protesters taking their banners to a pathetic little protest.
Thought I'd check their vehicle.
What a surprise.
Morons
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@sharrond62
@danwootton
@GBNEWS
Why are you appearing with a presenter who is under investigation for serial sex offending?
Are you endorsing his alleged behaviour?
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@sophielouisecc
Boris ran away. Twice.
Ironically the same number of times you ran away from university.
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June posted racist shit.
Then shit herself
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Who would I trust more with a vote?
A 16 year old learning every day and switched on or a moronic 40 year old who doesn't understand 15 minute cities?
No brained isn't it?
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So in the last 24 hours we've had Laurence Fox claiming he could have been Batman and Susan Hall claiming she was pickpocketed when she dropped her purse.
What a time to be alive.
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Oh racist Wayne.
Gotcha!
Thank you for shitting yourself in public. It was a beautiful sight.
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@adrianshort
@AdamBienkov
Wow. Only local people can vote for a local mayor.
Are you upset that you can't vote in a US election?
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@Councillorsuzie
You rejected free school meals for kids. You failed to support banning of zombie knives.
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I can say this without fear of litigation.
Martin Branning is a pervert and sexual predator, involved in either revenge porn, blackmail or sexual manipulation.
Sue me, Martin Branning. Sue me.
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Andrew Bridgen
Kicked out of his family business
Kicked out of his party (twice)
Kicked out of his home
Kicked out by his wife
Will be kicked out by his constituency
You can see why he likes Fox so much.
So much in common
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Dr Malpractice and his Twitter circle.
Or as I'd like to call them. Cunts
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@palmer_mj
It's a town planning concept where the ideal is that people have everything they need within 15 mins.
That's literally it, but the idiots think it's about trapping people.
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@Figuregirl1977
How does he pay £500m a year in tax when he has a net worth of £400m odd?
Oh you made it up.
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@LouiseStaite
@Councillorsuzie
No. She's a bigoted nightmare.
She doesn't deserve to be anywhere near power.
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@thereclaimparty
No your career was destroyed by your own behaviour.
As usual you refuse to take responsibility for your own actions.
You're fading into insignificance, and you'll go more extreme to get the attention back on you.
We know how this will end
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@sophielouisecc
They didn't.
Seriously Sophie, do you want a bit of advice.
Stop tweeting. Every time you tweet you just make yourself look more and more out of your depth.
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Measles is on the rise. And this is totally due to grifters like Malhotra, Bridgen, Malik, Cahill, Kirsch, McCullough, RFK Jnr and every other psycho making quick money out of this.
They're not your friends. They're bastards
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@HermioneChapma1
@guardian
And again. You invaded.
And yet you are taking pleasure in the death of an 8 year old girl because of the colour of her skin.
Hence why you are an utter disgrace.
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@HermioneChapma1
@guardian
No, there was an indigenous population there.
You were an invader.
But yet of course rules don't apply to bigots.
A child died here. And all you care about is the skin colour. Hence you're a disgrace.
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Last thing I asked
@darrengrimes_
was why he was strangely quiet about the BBC case whilst all his fellow
@GBNEWS
ghouls are literally wanking over it.
And this is how he reacted
I win Darren. I always win.
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May I present to you the Reform candidate for my constituency. This is his LinkedIn profile picture.
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Dr Malpractice up to his old tricks.
He's a fucking disgrace.
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@SickOfEverythi6
He also has convictions for fraud, violence, stalking and contempt of court. He lost a 6 figure sum for libeling a 15 year old boy. He's also a huge coke addict, paid for by gullible racists, and is a known paedophile protector.
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@TRobinsonNewEra
Hi Stephen,
Do you still hang around with kiddy fiddlers?
Regards,
The World
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Fox is a car crash
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But it's not fake Dr Malpractice. This is you shitting it because it shows your grift.
And you need to be exposed more and more as the lying charlatan you are.
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Just a reminder for you all.
This man is a coward.
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@ThatAlexWoman
Bless
"We didn't win so it must be fraud"
When are you going to storm the Capitol?
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The new Laurel and Hardy remake looks a bit shit
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Any account claiming Susan Hall has won the London Mayoral election before one vote has even counted means at least one of 2 things
1) It's a Tory lie
2) There is a case for electoral interference by the Tory party.
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@_whitemothers_
May I present to you Australian, New Zealand and American people.
All of which pre-date any "white" people in those countries.
You're a disgrace.
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Happy Bank Holiday Monday
The grifting c*nt has started his gaslighting early it seems
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@thecarolemalone
And yet you have no comment on the Tory MP bailed 5 Times and charged of rape who has yet to be named?
We pay their salary and expenses too.
But hey, go for the one target eh?
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@sophielouisecc
So tell us Sophie.
Are you a narcissist or just immensely insecure. Or both?
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Fox is shitting himself and GB News are tearing itself apart
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@TottenhamConse1
Khan used to get public transport until the Tories started attacking him so he ended up getting death threats.
This is utterly awful by you
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Did anyone have "Holly Vallance is a racist fascist" on their 2024 bingo card?
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@HHepplewhite
Sack him for what Heather? Because you don't like him? Because he's brown? Because he's a Muslim? Because he's Labour?
Which one is it Heather? Or is it all of those?
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I see the grifting c*nt is still on his world tour.
Paid for by gullible idiots
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Disgraced individual converting to Christianity as a cover to play the system and hide hideous behaviour.
You're welcome
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Reform come last in an election.
And guess what - they're making allegations of electoral fraud.
What a fucking surprise.
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@AnthonyAinsdale
Is this you?
I'm voting Reform then. Lifelong tory but not any longer.
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@Antipolluters
Because of people like you making credible death threats to Khan and his family that the police had to step in.
People like you made this happen, so you're not in any position to complain about it.
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@LeeAndersonMP_
@GBNEWS
@danwootton
What about the sex offenders card, Lee?
Did you mention that to Dan?
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@HermioneChapma1
@guardian
Except you didn't "discover" the place.
The aboriginals did.
You invaded.
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@Councillorsuzie
If you're listening, then apologise.
Apologise for the frankly disgusting campaign you've run.
Apologise for lying about being robbed.
Apologise for making promises you can't keep.
Apologise for withholding details of the tfl fare increases you were planning.
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@sophielouisecc
Back on form.
Making everything about you.
Literally not even your handlers care about you
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@Councillorsuzie
Care to explain how London is falling down the table in terms of crime and other areas are getting worse. West Mids, Cleveland, Yorks.
What you're actually saying is that Khan is having an impact, in the face of Tory cuts.
It's not the win you think it is.
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@benhabib6
@Keir_Starmer
Ben "3rd in a 2 horse race" Habib showing us yet again why you should be nowhere near parliament.
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@sophielouisecc
No Sophie. We don't hate you. We feel sorry for you. How you are being used. How you make everything about you. And how wrong you are with every tweet without realising it.
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@sophielouisecc
No Sophie.
You're only here because you are being paid for by someone at Tufton St to lie, lie and lie again.
They're laughing at you. They're sending you the thickest of tweets, knowing you'll just copy and paste them.
And you get the flack for it.
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@Councillorsuzie
So in this picture you're listening to a Tory activist
@NathanSmithHW
You only listen to people who will vote for you.
Which is why you'll lose. Heavily.
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@Councillorsuzie
How many did Boris close Susan?
Oh yes. Double that.
You have nothing. Nothing.
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@Councillorsuzie
No your party gets super rich dodgy donors.
You know. Your party. The Conservatives. The one you're too shy to name.
And now you're on a grift
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@sophielouisecc
Your constituency is Thurrock. Which went to Labour.
You've dropped out of uni again to work for a campaign that totally failed.
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Get the fuck in.
And this was the tweet that did it.
About time that fragile cunt showed his true colours
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What is Laurence Fox going to claim he was offered before being outed as a racist today?
The Boxing welterweight world title? The throne of Belgium?
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The end result is always the same. They run away because all of these right wing loons are massive cowards.
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@Knitknurse
No.
The Tories have spent a lot on social media.
And she's still 17 points behind
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@sophielouisecc
You're never "right" Sophie.
You just don't like it because it's a black focused carnival.
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@sophielouisecc
They don't.
They don't.
And they don't.
This isn't patriotism. These are thugs looking for a fight.
And you're siding with them.
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@Councillorsuzie
No we've not.
Londoners don't have a £12.50 daily tax.
As usual Susan, you're lying
Even your "robberies" claim is a lie
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About 15 years ago I called Russell Brand a cunt in person.
I wonder if I get a redemption this evening
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@Councillorsuzie
And I will repeat. It is legally impossible to "scrap" it on day one. You are lying.
And what you're not telling your voters is that others costs will go up because of it. ULEZ, CC and transport fares. You want EVERYONE to pay more to appease 5% of Londoners.
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