GOD: With this terminal you have access to literally anything. You can change universal constants. Rewrite time. Traver-- ME: uv pip install numpy GOD: What ME: you gotta do it first

Theoretically if I were to disappear on a zeppelin for months or years, I would stack the galley with loads of sweetened condensed milk, canned oysters, and canned high vitamin C fruits. Hard to go too wrong with that.

you say you're "dedicated" to your startup are you dedicated enough to spend 15 years training a shark to chew the undersea data cable of your biggest competitor? or are you an armchair founder?

Everyday is a new adventure in the ER

BART service has stopped between Richmond and MacArthur in the Antioch, Berryessa, Richmond and SFO directions due to routing issues.

Bart computer issue says no trains, uhhhh

I recently opened a private seminar at the Bank of England with “The most likely reason for me to be in this building is to exchange demonetized pounds while being an unbanked foreign national. Instead I am summoned to speak as a systems engineer about systemic risk.”

If you're running a process that people want to hack, and you're not actively measuring attempts to hack it, it's being hacked.

like people were so afraid their loved ones were mad at them for not texting back that they were scared to respond and doing CBT exercises to be able to text back. the world is truly not so black and white and people are not so simple

Occasionally one of the llms will throw a standard refusal - the Flux image model dutifully uses that as its image prompt. Here is one of Flux's images of an Opus refusal.

This is by far the funniest refusal I have ever gotten from a model 😅

A lot of medical interventions are prioritized *immediately* after birth because a chunk of patients will never be seen again. Eg placing an IUD right after delivery has higher failure rates, but is often offered bc some women will be uninsured after pregnancy-Medicaid ends

New on mobile: Draft and send emails, messages, and calendar invites directly from the Claude app.

Got back last night from the World AI Conference in Shanghai. Megathread with photos/videos/thoughts from the conf itself + giant expo next door (ended up going back to the expo 3 times bc there were so many interesting booths) First up: robots robots robots (yes, inc Unitree)

@OnDisasters One of my captains made a sticker from this piece of art

This video is a good example of why we have "sterile cockpit rules" https://t.co/DTIfL1ygLi

I've found the perfect Instagram account. Seattle's Twice Sold Tales owner Jamie recommends books and shows her cats. That's it. IG twicesoldtales

The funniest entry has to the “best cheat” prize. The source was one byte of code; just a space character. But, they hid Perl in their header search directories; escaping the sandbox and generating infinite error output! Sadly, the competition closed in 2015 due to lack of

“Instead of building some freakazoid robot to move a box for 30 billion dollars why don’t we just buy a forklift and automate it” >no hardware founder has ever tried this before apparently

I practice Micro-death to avoid fatigue, by lying down and closing my eyes six to eight hours per night.