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I Was Going To Announce My Pregnancy But… (AKA: The First Sign It’s Not The First Time.) https://t.co/UqxZ5xcqrO
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I want to live in a world where the only headline of the day from every major news source is…
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Sorry, Dr. Seuss, I tried. Like a toddler presenting a handmade noodle necklace to his mother…
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My Valentine's ode to my toddler is on Scary Mommy this year:
I love you more than coffee, baby. And also more than deli meat and sushi.
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In case you were looking for a last minute gift for someone you hate. Merry Christmas.
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[debate] TRUMP: no one has more respect for women than me [later] TRUMP: such a nasty woman
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Scary Halloween costume idea: nobody having more respect for women than Donald Trump.
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Hillary: I know where all these places are located and who lives there. Trump: I do not like them in a box, I do not like them with a fox
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Part 3 in a television series nobody ever wanted to see. . . . . . . . . . #debate #debate2016…
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Shh...don't tell Jack, but we totally went to @duckdonuts today after I dropped him off at…
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No good deed goes unpunished. The other night, after dinner at my parents', she was being so…
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This weekend, I did what I thought was impossible: I went to Target and only bought the three…
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Perfect Gifts For Toddlers That Don’t Cost Money, Need Batteries, Or Take Up Space In… https://t.co/b1hTgC0UZo
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