Mickey got excited about popping Gus' back zits. Is this a common thing in relationships or does @JuddApatow just magically knows my life.

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a

Anyone realize the words succinct and succinctness themselves are not succinct or have succinctness.

Check out The Last of Us and come make some jokes with me about a zombie outbreak!

Shame on you @AmericanAir. Charging close to 1900 dollars for 2 tickets to Gainesville and you have planes with part failures causing deplaning. I should not be paying over a months rent for this. Flight AA3760

There’s a special place in Hell for people who call a customer service line 2 minutes before close and take 30 minutes to ask their questions and ask the same questions over and over.

I’ve been making my way through my childhood favorite show and decided to pick up the next spinoff series. After the melodrama of “SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVIL EVERY EPISODE”, having the tone of “Oh no I’m gonna get kicked out of Duel Academy!” makes me laugh so hard. #yugioh

We’re all thinking it right? Pete Davidson and T-Swift yeah?

Why is it the day that I start #SquidGame, the neighborhood kids play Green Light, Red Light right outside my window? I’m thoroughly creeped out.

Yes you’ve tripped so hard you questioned life’s existence, but have you tripped so hard that you question life’s existence and shopped for term life insurance?

All the hate on Lil Nas X for sexuality needs to stop right now. Where was this outrage when Katy Perry made herself a LITERAL cream pie with “California Girls”? You all are just mad that you got turned on by two guys getting it on. #lilnasX #StopHate

Did the @NFL really just do that comercial?

Does anyone know if they are planing to putting back the high speed mail sorters and mailboxes that were mysteriously taken from the USPS?

So we’re all expecting @nbcsnl to do this Pete Davidson character sketch of the coup right?

For the people who think this is over, the US reported A SIXTH of their total COVID cases in the last 2 WEEKS. That’s less than a TWELFTH of the total time of the pandemic. Stay the fuck home and wear a fucking mask. It’s not that hard.

There are 13,555,547 registered voters in NY. There are only expected 8,503,585-ish votes. That means over 5 MILLION people are expected to NOT vote in NY ALONE. It’s great more people are voting, but this election could have been drastically different if everyone voted.

Does Pence have a thought that’s NOT from USA Today?

If you can mute someone on Zoom if they are talking inappropriately, you can mute a microphone in real life for the same reason. #MuteInterruptingTrump

If we slashed the NYC police budget in HALF, we could give every cop a $50,000 salary and STILL have 250 MILLION dollars in the budget. #DefundThePolice

Still feel this way?

Yes, he did. We all saw it. We all heard it. He did.