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Old Ned. Writes jokes, tells jokes, suffers consequences of said jokes. “Effervescent” - Reviewables Podcast

London, England
Joined August 2009
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Colin Chadwick
7 years
If you’ve seen #Trainspotting you’ll know why this is a terrible view to wake to up to
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@Comedyfox
George Fox 🦊
1 year
Please retweet this for the attention of @Edinburgh_CC maybe they might actually finally do SOMETHING we have multiple people with disabilities in this building struggling and I had to wake up coughing up blood this morning but it really seems like they couldn’t care less.
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George Fox 🦊
1 year
After over 2 years of everyone on our street desperately trying to get #EdinburghCouncil to remove a dangerous neighbour, he finally almost killed us all yesterday when his apartment went up in flames and almost took us all with it.
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@OFalafel
Olaf Falafel
2 years
My cat’s going for the MGM job
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Colin Chadwick
2 years
Vardy suffering from unavailable groin apparently, a terrible affliction #BOULEI
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Colin Chadwick
3 years
Nice of El Tony to let @AliWoodsGigs close his LST show
@AliWoodsGigs
Ali Woods
3 years
My first ever stand-up comedy special is out now! Free to watch on my YouTube channel: https://t.co/mVs90QOb17 It’s completely self-produced, so if you could give this a share, it would mean the world to me x
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Colin Chadwick
3 years
There’s a park in Westminster where you can recreate that scene and traumatise a new generation #neverendingstory
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
For sale…never worn
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
At @brightonfringe this weekend with @lhcomedy apparently it’s going to be 17°C (close to my melting point) and I’ll be wearing 40 T-shirts on stage. Come along and see if I survive https://t.co/E4dODeMR5W
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
Whenever I hear about a comedian getting attacked on stage, I’m just thankful for all the promoters who are so protective of me, they won’t even let me gig at their club
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
I save my best acting for takeaway delivery drivers, answering the door with a pleasantly surprised “oh!”, as if I haven’t been tracking them on multiple screens, like they’re Jason Bourne
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
Roy Keane not knowing what to do with his hands after watching Ian Wright’s emotional segment
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
Google photos reminding me of when @DangerFarm was in a house/aquarium share with some fish. His housemates didn’t like me visiting because I displace a lot of water
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
Old phones that claim to have 50% battery then suddenly die, that’s me when I’ve had a few pints but say I’m on the ball and wide awake
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
“And if you don’t want to know the results, look away now” #MOTD
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
Wow they’re really running low on tests, was sent this to check if I’ve got it #Omicron
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Colin Chadwick
4 years
4 months to #StStephensDay anyone else predrinking?
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Colin Chadwick
5 years
In terms of getting the most rejections?
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Colin Chadwick
5 years
If I was a ghost I'd be pissed off getting the job of hyping upcoming ghosts rather than being scary myself #covideoparty
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Colin Chadwick
5 years
🎵Urinals are coming 🎵Urinals are coming 🎵Urinals are coming 🎵Urinals are coming #happychristmas #coke
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