Xander Williamson
@cocainewalnut
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Cameron Brink (would) | New to the game | SEC certified ball knower | hook ‘em | Maui Jim Enthusiast | Temu Specialist | Widespread Panic
Joined July 2024
Guys everyone chill the fuck out. My son is a little bitch anyways.
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What a shame. College has finally caught up to me in the weight department. I’m officially a no bun man.
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They don’t pay taxes but they sure can wait in line for the newest kicks 🤣
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@wintershrinkage 97 year old diner serves Mary Kate Cornett the old fashioned way Lily lang style.
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Fucking hate Jimmy Fallon but I had to tune in for the rizzler.
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Freshly moved into the college house. Can’t wait to have a night. good to see all the guys again.
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Dumb bitch get off the machine and let a white boy get a set in.
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So hungover. Canned Gatorade and not moving all fucking day. Also last episode of the penguin tonight. FUCK YES.
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Skipped all classes today and now I’m chowing down on a double chunk.
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Your bike is not a fucking car. Get off the street.
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Do I quit cocaine or double down for my last semester before graduation?.
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Ik we’re new to the SEC but this is definitely the right call.
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Absolutely racked at Twin peaks right now. I have to see my grandmother tomorrow. Jesus Christ.
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My buddy and I have been making an all black name team for a couple years now.
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Let’s stop putting laxatives in blow in 2025. For the love of god.
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162 game season just to be decided on a 3 games series is fucking bullshit but whatever. Go ‘Stros.
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Just got handed this bitch on campus. I mean what the fuck.
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Dudes can’t get away with anything now a days. Fucking ridiculous.
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Great day so far. Thursday night just started. Hitting local dive bar. Should be fun.
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Real ball knowers remember Monte Ball. This guy could carry the fuckin rock.
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I’m so happy Skattebo tasted Victory for a split second and then it was ripped from his fucking hands and shoved up his ass. Fuck that phag.
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Appreciate it mom. Unfortunately this is for a bag not beer.
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Black Uber driver just dropped me off at chili’s and was raving about it the whole way. I think I found out why.
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You can take the thug out of the hood but you can never take the hood out of the thug.
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Whole bag of Molly in the blue berry faygo. Is this the play?
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PLEASE DONT LET ME HAVE A DAUGHTER. PLEASE DONT LET ME HAVE A DAUGHTER. PLEASE DONT LET ME HAVE A DAUGHTER. PLEASE DONT LET ME HAVE A DAUGHTER. PLEASE DONT LET ME HAVE A DAUGHTER. PLEASE DONT LET ME HAVE A DAUGHTER. PLEASE DONT LET ME HAVE A DAUGHTER.
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Ya let’s just sit on the machine for 40 fucking minutes. That’s cool with me.
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Doing sack with West Point cadets. If WW3 happens I’m not worried.
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Thinking about driving to 6th street tonight hitting bars and whipping that baby back home.
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Nothing like an old head sitting in front of you in class.
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The rizzler might be my favorite social media personality of all time. How could you hate they guy.
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Lucky beer to get me right for my Econ exam tomorrow.
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Not a care in the world today for Xander. Cruising through this life thing at the moment.
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Suck my dick and balls the horns play football today.
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We have a pledge from Ireland. I mean this is fucking awesome. Sounds exactly like McGregor.
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This country is amazing. Harris/Walz are trying to ruin this.
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I hate waiting in line for a bar I go to 4 nights a week.
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Hotel pregame ➡️ Topless pool ➡️Grateful Dead. Yes that’s a day
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I bet the hawk Tua girl actually gives horrible head. Teethy.
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