Alexander Newman
@AlexNewman55
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Avid Sports Fan / MAGA / AWL / Degenerate College Football & Basketball Gambler / Hater of Savannah Bananas, Disney Adults & Harry Sisson / 2x Covid Survivor
Joined February 2023
Actually feel so bad for this dude and his mom. Fuck these saviors defending his dad and this whore, both terrible people.
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My brain is so fucked. Tell me why I read this in Big AJ’s voice.
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The worst chick you know finds these two hilarious
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Just walked in the apartment gym with my roomate… and we’re out. Five smelly Indians doing high knees is enough to make me call it a night 😷
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@friendlyarms You came to this conclusion because I said I feel bad for the dude and his mom who both got cheated on? You’re retarded.
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Holy shit Bonnie Blue is 25??? She looks like she’s at least 40 years old.
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With that being said, I’ll take back what I said about Mary Kate if that one post about the dad being a creep with her is true. However, there is tons of evidence on the other side.
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Not to mention he’s half of the creation of the glorious Lyla Garrity
Before there was NIL there was Buddy Garrity, the most legendary booster of all time. 10 reasons why he's the GOAT 🧵
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Oh no all the Paul Skenes dickriders found this tweet.
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Is this dude genuinely okay? Florida burners give me updates lol
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Just found out the girl I send my playlists to has other dudes that also send her playlists…
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This dude makes me wanna delete Instagram. Tell me I’m not the only one.
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@ShadedJust Philly sports fan calling someone else a terrible person is the definition of irony lmao.
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I’ll put Shake Shack up against any fast food burger and fries in the game 🐐
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That’s that napoleon complex lmao. You know he’s probably like 5’6 😭😭😭.
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@DavePoorboy No question. Just would need to duct tape her mouth so I wouldn’t have to hear her say any dumb shit.
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10 likes and I’ll replace this abomination with a Trump flag
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@octaviusrex_612 Something that someone who greened out the first time they hit a joint would say.
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Don’t understand how this is getting some mad replies, didn’t think much of the caption. Saw a beautiful MILF and the words came to mind. I’m a follower of Jesus and he is King ALWAYS, obviously she is not really the mother of God!.
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@fordmotorsblow Are you 12 discovering the word fuck for the first time? Lose some weight fatass.
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@Dickmcfadden69 Agreed. I think she’s the most annoying woman on social media. With that being said, would as well, but if she says Chicken Caesar salad in her stupid voice she does I’m leaving.
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The dudes being upset about this being gay are the ones who are actually closeted fags! Tell me you’ve never had close friends without telling me. Nothing better than crossing streams with the homie(s). Get some friends!.
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Never would’ve ever imagined seeing Trump on ESPN. Suck it libs! Golden age of America incoming.
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@localburnergirl @CycloneLarry69 Not sure it was worth it? That’s probs the understatement of the decade.
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Had to say goodbye to my childhood dog of 16 years today, worst day of my life.
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@thadburnerr I have a lot of Lulu but never in my wildest dreams would I think of taking all my shorts out of my drawer and posting a picture of them. Pretty gay. Disney adult type beat.
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@UGAchampy On God didn’t see that tweet before. Great minds think alike tho. Get ur money up lil bro.
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I CANT ESCAPE FROM THIS FUCKER. Everywhere I go, there you are.
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My biggest pet peeve is when I hold the door for a grown adult and they don’t say thanks. I guess I’ll go fuck myself.
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