Edwin “Biscuit” Garcia
@BruceBearl
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Joined May 2016
date party tn with the lady. To the honey guys, when do I pop this bad boy?
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@daksthirdleg jesus scott, take a chill pill pal. Just an experiment man, don’t have to go full incel on me😓.
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Balls deep in a 11am marketing class. O/U 11.5 burners in this room.
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“and bro, this girl went down on a dude in the alley way”
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20 years of trying, 20 years of frustration, Dale Earnhardt Sr has WON the daytona 500
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Electrical Engineering Spring 25 PC looks sick. Twisted tea and fipping ppl off😈 shoulda rushed blue collar life
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last night i took the lady to a nice dinner. Gotta treat the woman right. little $250 burger to tell her I appreciate what she does for me. Be a man, not a boy
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Please just fucking drive. Hate fuckers like this (we almost rear-ended a trailer 2 mins ago)
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Wife’s father paying for this pearl here. Really can’t complain. This is my ‘Never Kill Yourself’ Moment
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slight Self Dox but super fuckin fitted up today. snow tmr got me crankin hog all warm and cozy probably. these fucks at Hartsfield-Atlanta Airport aren’t ready for my BallHazers #fooda #crankinhog #churchfit
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@brodysheetzESPN Go thru me and my dads texts every once in a while and get some great laughs. God rest his soul. Gotta enjoy moments like this.
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@TheSteveBalboni Maybe, steve, you’ll find a girl from dixie with a tenth of the respect she shows me. till then, stay one girl away from getting laid. Ed.
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Chene Boy, don’t forget to turn on to gay street 🤟🏼
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I’m going to take a stance . I’m Team BenjBenj. Cancel me, go ahead. Cant change my mind. #BeastMode
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Please just fucking drive. Hate fuckers like this (we almost rear-ended a trailer 2 mins ago)
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@Real_Landlord7 20-year old 3rd year college student. kinda expensive. that’s a week of what I make working.
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With election day right around the corner, I think it is fitting for me to put all the burner talk aside! Vote Blue #Kamala2024 #BlueTicket
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Ole miss head to toe. 5’5 at BEST. Just ran into this guy in the pisser, talked about how his nose was itchy and “finally stopped bleeding” to his buddy. Makes me sick👎🏼
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gonna be the guy that posts other people like a looser. this might be controversial, but this guy is tripping a PM vest when it’s 85 degrees out. i live vest szn more than anyone else, but cmon man
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didn’t make it 45 mins before being asked my prof fruit who’s on twitter. Seen a whole lot of burners just dox themselves. over hits.
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Kid pulls up in Coach shoes at a rush event, wyd?
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the wife found the burner. mass deletion of roughly 20-30 tweets. June 26th is my 9/11.
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4.0 gpa secured, IPA flowing, Auburn pillaging Ohio State. only forfeited my old car to be here. RIP to my 08. Let’s have a day
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@teddy2steps It’ll put some hair on your nuts. the lady got the same thing. hopefully you don’t like steak done well.
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did i rush the field against A&M at 4-6? yes. am i eating Auburn players postgame meal? yes. i’m a glazer
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shrink (this guy just got a Gin and Juice with orange juice and cranberry)
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No school the rest of the week, Daytona 500 tickets in my pocket, some cheeks to beat once i get off work. I am so fucking back
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the hometown crackhead on snapchat this morning. thought i’d share
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update on the beach internship. Mom got a fuckton of beer and the woman showed up. life is good.
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Weekend Internship on 30A starting off rough. Mom forgot the beer (fuck) and the girl is going to the south Tampa bars with her “friends” (shoot myself in the balls)
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I wonder who had their first popular burner post on the porch tn #holyfuckingshitgetofftwitter
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ladies and gents, if you don’t think this guys (or girls, not too sure) shirt doesn’t absolutely fuck then unfollow me. this thing fucks.
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@sindinglethorn been there, done that. Unless you’re actually really fucked, just deny and never settle. You’ll win.
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@thajollyrancha this is scary. never been in a burner standoff. lets just say im at the back (please don’t dox me).
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#CarDox but I totally backed into a construction truck today. I feel like such a woman. Spring break off to a horrible start.
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I heard these things are placebo. can anyone attest?
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Slight self dox but Hugh said “Bag and Hoes fs” after the Auburn L
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Slept in till 1:30, woke up to momma cheffing biscuits, cinnamon rolls, bacon, fruit, and eggs. Today i am going to: . -Stare at this tree (GA power stole the fucking chattahoochie) .-make my mom buy me beer and liquor .-Probably jerk off .-think about working out but not
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saw this guy today. anyone know what this thing is?
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Dude holy fuck i finally made it onto Auburns marketing shit. Why tf did they have to dox me ughhh. Already heard some pi phis walking past and saying “Would!!” #Lovett #Doxbutfuckit #AuburnDox
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laying a skunker at 8:30 this morning at the office, wyd?
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some of my bestfriends graduating this weekend. fuck
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@ernestpringle69 Ernest Pringle. I have been down so bad you have no clue. While things can 100% get worse, you know they’ll get better. Head up, great things coming soon. -Edwin.
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This ryan williams guy got everyone at bama thinking this guy is gonna be the shit… looks pretty normal to me? no way he’s a 5-star?
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Gonna be real for a minute. Been 2 years to the day since the day i lost my dad. Make sure yall text the old man every once in a while. You’ll never know what it feels like till he isn’t there.
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i took this picture at 1:12 AM. found out my phone has this cool night mode. thought yall would find this interesting
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I just sent enough bills to bankrupt a small town and made a paperclip chain while watching NASCAR crashes . I can not wait for this to be the rest of my life
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Just fell to my knees in Northcutt Realty (my quaint 6 unit apartment with great neighbors is getting torn down for a new development) . Thanks for ruining the election, stupid fucks
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Yeah so i’ve spent 6 hours in Gainesville. This school is so fucking ass it’s unbelievable, i understand the UGA guys now
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On my usual 8:00 am diarrhea break skunking this toilet in the ADA stall. Is this normal? like clockwork for me.
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deep into my drunk in tuscaloosa. Meet the wife, and i ask her about the game tmr. she tells me, “it’s about who wants it more, look at GT and UGA. both good teams, but it just looked like GT wanted it more and ended up short” . is this the one or is she getting ran?.
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Can’t believe i missed this guy the other day. count your fucking days pal
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Immediately thought of that really funny commercial. Have y’all seen it? . If not, a guy goes “High Tide” instead of “Roll Tide” and it’s really funny because the players are really confused getting off the bus. It’s a really funny commercial 😹😹😹
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Goddd fuckk why does nobody fuck with beer omgg this class is so ass
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@WarDamnStool refreshing to hear a coach that really cares (not looking at you potatoman harsin).
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@bobby_brinks Brinks, it was a theme for a marriage party. If that makes you upset, not sure what to tell you. - Edwin (Edward40Hands).
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for 1k followers . should I just straight up fuckin dox myself just hardcore doxxing ? . fuck yeah sounds cool lmk.
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Can we just take a step back and appreciate how fucking cool college is. Like this shit is awesome. the school part is ass but it’s not that bad.
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saw this in the student section here tn. Just threw 100 on jarquez over 68 Yards
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@ohbeewankenobi Strong. Went to the hometown for this one. Texted the mom, “you’re on DD standby” after my first. I’ll be damned if the lady didn’t finish hers and a a glass of wine after, though.
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Edwin In / Out. In .-College .-Fishing.-Darius Stims .-Making fun of people who are dumb and gay .-Slut Shaming.-Baseball. Out .-Vaping.-Gay.-Girls being dumb.-Fortnite .-DUIs .-Fingering.
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Christmas Day Stats: . Shits taken: 2 .New sock pairs acquired: 10 (fuck) .Returned gifts: 1 .NCAA Dynasty seasons: 2 .Waters: 0 .Powerades: 3.Bets: 1/4 (fuck).Cranks: 0 (surprisingly) .Ounces of healthy food: 0 oz . Total Time spent in front of TV: around 6-6.5hrs.
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@msurmom @Real_Landlord7 I understand where your coming from slightly. Definitely gotta enjoy certain moments while you have them tho. I for sure will take the lady out to a nice dinner on my dime if it means we can enjoy it and be happy. Ed.
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I took this last night just so yall know. Killing my liver tn🤟🏼
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In places you’ve never heard of (San Antonio) drinking beer you can’t afford (Modelo) playing a game you aren’t good at (i’m ass)
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Let me set the scene. It’s Sunday night. I’ve had 3 sips of water, A big mac and 10 nuggets, and have basically ripped through a pod all on my own today. It’s 10 pm, test due at 11:59. Website to take the test is down. Crunch time. Cue Sirius by Alan Parsons Project
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