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@Tesco
I was about to cook my favourite vegetable of all time (broccoli) and after unwrapping it, to my surprise, found caterpillars inside! They’re really nice and we’ve ended up keeping one as a pet and naming him. but just as a heads up, some of your broc has c-pillars😳🐛
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ppl: "black cats are evil" "black cats are bad luck" "stay away from black cats"
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don't mean to be a hater but i'm gonna be a hater.... fireworks are loud and annoying and they scare animals and polute the air
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so you're telling me that they can create a medical grade fleshlight but they still haven't created a less painful way to perform mammograms and pap smears....
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you know you're unmotivated when playing animal crossing sounds like a lot of work
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the smell of the water on pirates of the caribbean, rt if you agree
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every time an alternative person turns out to be a conservative jesus freak, the world dies a little
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hot take: sally was too good for jack, jack ignored her most of the film
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me minding my own business going through my camera roll & stumbling upon my nudes
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i don't trust anyone who is actually attracted to serial killers... it's not quirky or cute it's disturbing
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i haven't stopped thinking about that tweet that said that your customer voice is basically baby talk for boomers bc it's so true omg
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me whenever i spend the night at one of my non-spooky friend's house
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don't hate me but...... t*ylor sw*ft
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bisexual ppl are still bisexual if they're in a straight relationship btw
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so many dudes wanna fetishize goth/alt ppl online but when it's time to finally see one in the flesh they get scared lmaooo
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them
every yapper girl deserves a quiet boy who just listens and admire her
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i do look like this, but when dudes see girls who actually look like this in real life, they're scared of us because we're simply a fetish to them online
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i don't wanna associate w/ anyone who follows @ xxxorcist_ like are we just gonna forget that she's a pedophile??? absolutely disgusting
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a reminder that you can dress dark alternative/gothic/spooky & still listen to whatever kind of music you want, there are no rules, just do what you like
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can we not be weird about short/petite women... i speak as a petite and short woman who often gets mistaken for still being in high school almost all the time WE ARE TIRED
I've said it once and I'll say it again
If you think Jenna Ortega is hot you weird as shit and pedophilic she looks 12
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i may be a halloween obsessed hoe but i'm very particular about the halloween stuff i buy, i don't just buy anything that's halloween related does anyone understand what i mean
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call me boring but this looks fkn awful
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at work i told this girl i liked her dress with bats on it & she turned around & saw my face & i forgot i didn't have my usual makeup on so i looked like a normie & she was like "um thanks" like no i'm one of you i promise!!!
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bc i wanna show twitter that i'm hot, duh
Thirst traps are pornographic in their very nature.
Why are you posting it?
Who are you posting it for?
What do you expect from posting it?
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ok twitter goths/spooky ppl/alternative ppl who work with the public, what's the most rude comment you've gotten from a customer because of your appearance?
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i support sex workers but i do not like women like this who willingly cater to p*dos and make a mockery of east asian culture. this is not feminism if it tears down certain woc. also getting off on cheating???? you need help
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oh how nice it would be to live in a world where everything is gloomy & blue tinted like the first twilight movie
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@hexxzander
i understand enjoying old cemeteries & even doing little photoshoots as long as you're being respectful, but sitting, jumping or standing on graves seems disrespectful to me
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i won't settle for anything less than someone who adores me the way gomez addams adores morticia
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nobody talk to me today nyx discontinued their matte black liquid liner i'm in mourning
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if you support tr*mp in any way pls unfollow me u are not welcome here k thx <3
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who's gonna tell her that discharge is completely normal & healthy
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there are no rules in makeup but just one thing.. PLS wear a foundation that matches your skin & isn't 10 shades darker, i'm talking to you, my fellow white women. woc have a hard time as it is finding a foundation shade that matches their skin tone, pls buy your own shade
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ever since i started watching breaking bad i've thought about all the possible companies out there that could be laundering drug money posing as a successful business and my first idea was edible arrangements. like how many ppl do you know still order fruit baskets?
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are you too nervous to dm & make friends with your cute female mutuals or are you normal
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damn how embarrassing for a makeup company to tweet something like this
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as a woman i think i should be able to let out a blood-curdling scream for no reason at least once a day
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men need to understand that just bc a woman likes to sexualize herself sometimes, it's still never an invitation to sexualize her
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did u know if u step outside today "decode" by paramore will start playing
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i did not spend as much money as i have on makeup for me to look the same
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celebrity halloween costumes don't impress me bc they have a whole makeup, wardrobe & hair team doing all the work for them. ppl who put their own costumes together & do their own makeup & hair is way more impressive to me. support small creators
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don't ever fake an orgasm for a guy... let him know he failed
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having anxiety stunts your emotional growth for sure... i'm 26 & having anxiety makes me feel like a child who never grew up
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i love when they combine valentine's day stuff w halloween that's so me
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am i the only one who's in a food rut right now... like i never know what to eat anymore & i'm burned out on everything i normally eat
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me, minding my own business as a vegan:
someone: oK bUt If YoU wErE sTrAnDeD oN a DeSeRtEd IsLaNd aNd YoU hAd tO eAt mEaT tO sUrViVe
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lmao but like why do most alternative men not go after alternative women
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traveling back in time to go shopping at late 90s hot topic, who's coming w/ me
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tbh i feel like the crow shouldn't have a reboot, out of respect for brandon lee
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PLEASE don't ever do a live action version of corpse bride or coraline those movies are sacred ok
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mentally preparing myself before wearing a band tee out in public & having to make the difficult decision of choosing what my favorite song is bc i just know a man is going to quiz me to make sure i actually listen to them
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imagine a gothic flower shop with like venus flytraps & various black flowers, what a dream
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ideal house + ideal car
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to my fellow bisexual people out there: never let anyone tell you you're not queer enough bc you're bisexual
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all my cute short girls where u at i know it's hard to reach things but we're all so cute
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trend??? i still wear tuk creepers like everyday what do u mean
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sometimes it's hard to remember that we are living through something we've never dealt with in our lifetime & it's completely normal to feel unmotivated or disinterested in what you normally enjoy
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have you ever dated someone who fcked you over so bad that from then on that name is forever ruined for you
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colourpop's blowin' smoke palette is a great affordable smokey eye palette that doesn't have like 10 of the same neutral shade :-) highly recommend
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the only thing stopping me from making an OF is that i don't want to make men happy
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