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my astrologer told me i had pathological demand avoidance
Paying an Etsy witch to force me to lock in at the gym
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i can't believe a creature of this caliber exists
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you either die a fork in a kitchen or live long enough to see yourself be a polar bear in arlington, texas.
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ive been so tapped in recently ive had something like this happen genuinely every day the past week like when i randomly out of nowhere got scared about rhe scenario of being diabetic and stuck in an elevator and the same day my diabetic oomf got stuck in an elevator
eleven years ago I met a man in new york city and felt strongly that I knew his birthday. I asked if I could try to guess it and he said sure. I said March 25? and that was his birthday. nothing like this has ever happened to me since
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im incredibly guilty of this
haha, that’s amazing, it actually reminds me of a similar story. well, not similar. but I’ve been wanting to talk for awhile and I think I found a tangential connection to shoehorn it in
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this year feels like being a dog begging for whatever’s being heated on the stove not realizing it’s a pot of boiling water
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Oh no psilocybin for me, thanks, I’m already open minded and curious and try new things to foster neuroplasticity all the time.
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ferrari
That Friend Who's Balanced By Having Low HP
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Trans person: I’m trans Society: Okay Your gay friend you try to ignore: Frank Iero is sooo hot
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imagine having an illegal car and still fumbling this bad
🚨 According to paddock rumours, McLaren narrowly escaped DSQ in Brazil for once again running with an excessively worn skid block. McLaren is said to have found a way to heat the titanium supports of the floor plank. As they expand, the wood wears down less. This allowed
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LIFE IS SO WONDERFUL
🏹🪽My next book EMPTY AND MARVELOUS is a darkly comedic novel about existential anxiety, angels, and Ralphs supermarket; a picaresque of the psyche turned tale of supernatural eros. Like Death Valley and Milk Fed, EMPTY AND MARVELOUS will be published by the angels at
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i bought this im not even joking it was the most awkward interaction ive ever had with a cashier but i couldn't leave without it
Can we talk about this deeply disturbing boner pill I found in a gas station
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cosplaying the ferraris so good he pulled out the lico and a dsq to commit to the role
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went so MAGA she discovered communism
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