Captain Kickass Profile
Captain Kickass

@cmdr_kickass

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Lover of fine wines and turtles of all shapes and sizes.

Joined October 2014
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@usmntonly
USMNT Only
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FIFA and 2026 World Cup tickets. Nasty work.
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@MikeNellis
Mike Nellis
29 days
Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk is absolutely a choice...
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@StuartFeiner
Stuart Feiner
2 months
ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY! SEATTLE SEAHAWKS VS ARIZONA CARDINALS! WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK! MUST REPOST AND BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN! I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:30 EST! TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!
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@ArtButSports
ArtButMakeItSports
3 months
@momof2boys99 Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805
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@RealJakeBroe
Jake Broe
3 months
Essentially this is what Gavin Newsom's team has been doing to MAGA the last month and they are losing their minds. @GavinNewsom @iGardon @GovPressOffice
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@MelBrooks
Mel Brooks
6 months
I told you we’d be back
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@quadcarl_carl
Quadcarl
8 months
I’m gonna keep calling him Governor Hot Wheels.
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@PiperK
Karen Piper
10 months
WTF is Elon talking about? It's not a crime to know who is controlling the US Treasury. It's a crime to hide it.
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@cdlenthusiast
nick
1 year
44th in education 49th in healthcare 44th in quality of life 44th in adult obesity 42nd in poverty rate 50th in standardized test scores
@ConservativPoke
ConservativePoke
1 year
Never leaving this great state 🇺🇸
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@VirginiaPosting
Jefferson
1 year
This guy looks like if Islam originated in Cuba
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@BaileyCarlin
B.W. Carlin
1 year
Right into the subtitle hall of fame
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@_billyreid
Billy
1 year
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@HalfwayPost
The Halfway Post
1 year
BREAKING: An executive of the gay dating app Grindr says the Republican National Convention is “basically Grindr’s Super Bowl.”
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@mistergeezy
greg
1 year
But "Sleepy Joe" Biden... 💅🏾
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@Patriots
New England Patriots
1 year
The greatest of all giveaways 🔥 RT to win a signed @TomBrady jersey. Sweepstakes rules: https://t.co/AprEWKAQDl
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@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
2 years
The Wildest Homicide Case in Massachusetts History Gets Even Wilder, with Allegations of a Coverup and an FBI Probe Disproving the Prosecution's Theory https://t.co/3c6OUBkN50
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@vonderleyen
Ursula von der Leyen
2 years
Putin fears nothing more than dissent from his own people. The world has lost a freedom fighter in Alexei Navalny. We will honor his name. And in his name we will stand up for democracy and our values.
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@CheriJacobus
Cheri Jacobus
2 years
keep retweeting until everyone understand what Trump did.
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@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
2 years
Be Best.
@KamalaHQ
Kamala HQ
2 years
CNN: A person close to Trump says that he is rattled by President Biden and his campaign’s efforts to get under his skin. Biden campaign aides have said the taunting will keep up
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@twaniimals
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2 years
he thought he found a bigger dog
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