carla xcx 🪼
@closerdotmp3
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idk if I’ll ever get my 2012 twitter back
Joined February 2024
they killed him for being too sexy
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Send your girls to girls schools man. The REALEST, happiest and funniest women I know went girls school soz.
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im 26 and if it ever comes out i bagged a 40yo man i do NOT need to be saved i probably moved mountains to make it happen mind your business
Ohhh I get it…🥰🫠where is my hot 40 yr old French Canadian who is also multilingual and loves dogs?
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Uh I’m pretty sure 7 faggots have hung out before lol
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the ‘doomboy’ face… my forever weakness
We don't talk about namjoon's sexy nukim verse enough he tore this up
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the budget for promo is unreal this year
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sorry to the rest of yall but me personally i can handle him
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the disrespect to moo deng
2020 - frogs 2021 - axolotls 2022 - capybaras 2023 - i forgot this one actually 2024 - sharks 2025 - seals 2026 - ???
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if you were not old enough to drink or party in 2016 the trend is not for you 😭
I’m sorry if you were born after 2003 I don’t really understand what 2016 nostalgia you had 😭😭
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The gays are thirst trapping in ways that have never been thirst trapped before
tea so good i had to slightly watermark it
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They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.
No cake, just steak. Happy Birthday @SecKennedy! We are so grateful for your leadership and determination to Make America Healthy Again.
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you don’t realise how young 17 is until you’re not 17 anymore, and when you see someone 17 - you see how young they are, they’re silly, they have school, they are kids. somehow when i was 17 i thought this was it but that was barely anything.
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This video looks like it was literally shot in hell
Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Clavicular, and Andrew Tate were at a Miami nightclub where Ye’s song “Heil Hitler” was played at their request. Follow: @AFpost
https://t.co/GILzzZ4fGi
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Let's be real: No-one has an definitive explanation for the construction of the Great Pyramid
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Damn y’all was THAT big ?? 😭
JUST IN: Weight loss drugs like Ozempic on track to save U.S. airlines more than half a billion dollars in fuel costs this year.
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If English is your first language and you can’t even read F Scott Fitzgerald, there is no hope for you
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It's better to collapse and die like a beautiful flower underneath the weight of your buddy's loveseat than to send this text.
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Thank you for confirming that Israel is committing a genocide.
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