Saw a 3 year old girl in target today asking her mom for a lightsaber. Her mom asked why and asked her if she wanted a swiffer wet jet sweeper instead and the girl just picked up the lightsaber and struck down everyone in the target with great anger. Wow

Macklemore but he’s Spanish, macklemas. Macklemore but he’s church, macklemass

We should live by bartering alone

Choose your words dangerously

Are you?

Apply to jobs you aren’t qualified for. Lie on your resume. Leave friends as references. Build out fake portfolios. Make fake companies on linked in and link to them as former employers. Get the job figure it out. Don’t pay debts ever. Dislocate both shoulders boxing. Be a man

Yo bitches who got vowels in their name tho 👀🙏

Nothing gets me harder on a Friday night than tax documents

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pussy from a girl who umm. god i can't do this. i just dont say stuff like that

Bout to buy a man all about love by bell hooks where’s the point where I should be concerned

Me explaining the green knight: there’s a guy and he’s sexy and there’s another sexy green guy and then it’s like there’s cool colors and the best movie ever

I like the meaning behind the pain call that subtext

babies are so dumb. they get a little light up toy and they’re enthralled with it. i’m only entertained by art house cinema personally

I have never read an author so incisive and aware as bell hooks. Rest in power

john carpenter's The Thing is a christmas movie

Sometimes the alcohol drinks you and that’s okay

This is fucking phenomenal praxis

i’m such a little slut for being a slut. like yessss!! slutttt!!! ❤️