FTWM, Riajuu, Part Time Kombucha Brewer, Mom for 4 Princesses, Liberated conservative, Breastfeeding Peer Support and a Kelantanese.
I rant mostly here. Shoo!
2022 for me is a year full with positivity:
UPT +ve
Denggi Rapid test +ve
And the latest,
✨covid RTK +ve✨
Rabbiyassir wala tuassir ya kareem
(next nk gaji +ve byk2 pls)
“Sabarlah sekejap. Apakah tak penting untuk kita selamatkan orang yang miskin tegar? Kita sekurang-kurangnya hidup susah. Dia nak hidup pun susah.” - Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim,Perdana Menteri
Perdana Menteri menjawab gesaan untuk menaikkan gaji kakitangan awam.
@malaysiagazette
Sedih tau. Kdg2 pg kedai excited tgk ada 'kids menu'.
But the said kids menu be like: sosej kecut,nugget, fries overcooked, nasi goreng cina with peas kecut and bitter...
Why cant kids have proper meals like adult but in smaller portion? Why? Susah ke?
Ada org tanya xsedih keee pm letak jawatan.
Dude pls. He and his menteris are all public servants. Pegawai kerajaan je mcm org keje cikgu doktors etc. So if pegawai kerajaan ada KPI, kenapa KPI utk menteris ni mcm so low.
T10 'entrepreneurs' be like 'pls support us,buy local,buy from us'
And their IG feed is full with pics of them eating at atas places,buying from another T10. They never portray buying from SME or local roadside stalls. Wheres the T10 supporters,Are mostly the barely M40 and M40.
balik dr jepun, dpt kerja as travel sales operation
Tiba2 jpa panggil utk interview.
Lps IV, interviewer ckp, 'ure better working in private sectors. We dont have anything to offer you'
Kakakakakaka joke of my life.
Balik dgn semangat bkobar2 nk berbakti last2 dikata xdiperlukan
IDK la. Materialism amongst kids kuat kot. Anak aku balik almost nangis sbb ada classmate dia dok parade beg smiggle baru complete seset. Pastu ckp xnak kawan anak aku sbb anak aku xpakai smiggle. Anak aku pakai randoseru kot. darjah 1 ya
Ramai member aku tanya kenapa aku tak buat side hustle. Guilt trip dgn 'see kitaorg mampu pg trip overseas' 'kita org mampu beli sekian2'
Jawapan aku senang. Aku malas. Aku nk pg keje balik keje on time the xnak pikir pasal keje kat rumah weekend aku nak off aku boleh golek1
whenever I hear about hustle culture I always think about this post on reddit
Im at the age where my side hustle is doin random stuff and sleeping more (whenever I can) so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone crap. I refuse to feel guilty for being
Meh nak jawab serious.
1.cari yang grad overseas mcm german,korea atau jepun. Dorg2 ni kalau keje as foreign language speakers starting fresh grad aja dah 4k ke atas. 8k pun ada.
EAT LOCAL EAT LOCAL EAT LOCAL
apa salmon2. Makan ikan kembung selayang selar la. Kaya dgn omega dha dll jugak. Dok pandang cod,salmon je. Tuna? Ikan tongkol pun keluarga tuna jugak. And dont samakan santan dgn sosej.
Husband balik bcerita pasal scammer call dia
Husband: tadi ada org call ckp kita ada saman tertunggak,suruh tekan 9. Lepas call connected, kita pun cakap 'moshi moshi, dochirasama desuka? /hello,who is this?'
Scammer: encik,kalau ada masalah mental,telefonlah hospital.
Kenapa even malaysian produced stuff mesti mcm
"smells like xmas"
"autumn vibesss"
Why cant produce stuff like
"Melancholic tengkujuh"
(yeah coz many will get anxiety due to flash floods)
"Dreamy durian"
"Megi kari night"
"Feels like waking up to the fragrant nasi lemak"
@imrnfarik
@gotthesin
Surrogacy/ibu tumpang.
Amik air mani anak, cantumkan ngan ovum isteri anaknya,buat kat dalam lab. Pastu masukkan embrio tu kedalam rahim ibu tumpang. Setel. Silibus sekolah menengah. Shah rukh khan pun ada anak pakai ibu tumpang
Hidup susah: masih boleh hidup,kena la berkorban sikit,kurangkan kemewahan. might be as small as cancelling movie streaming subs or selling ps5 away
Nak hidup pun susah: at this point,kena pilih moral ke maruah ke kelangsungan hidup. Most at the brink of losing oneself
@Azfarovski
Kahkahkah rumah hantu fujiQ.
Member aku masuk dgn awek, tpi dia lari tinggalkan awek dia sbb takut. Selipar pun tercabut sampai hantu tolong kutipkan dan pulangkan.
They say, the faster u run,the hantu is even faster.
@mishkatov
@KupuKupuKelam
Byk pornography. Baca komik even doraemon pun ada scene2 skirt flipping,shizuka mandi.
Baca novel lama2, even org putih pun nampak ankle pompuan pun dah cukup nak naik syahwat.
@bekalmom
1. Xcukup space for all kids to eat. Canteen kecik.
2. Mostly malaysian kids are quite picky with food.
My daughter ckp her RMT-receiver friend selalu kasi mydaugther buah sbb the friend tak makan buah. Xsuka katanya.
Bukan buah pelik pun,just tembikai,epal,oren je.
@twt_Raziman
@AinulNunanaa
Tolong pesan kat kawan, kalau nak tulis apa-apa, kalau nak bahasa inggeris, guna bahasa inggeris sepenuhnya. Dan dia tak tahu nak eja 'dia' ke? Maaf, sangat ralat baca cerita dia, kalau nak campur sikit-sikit tu takde masalah la.
The i fixed you.
@NabellaAnuar
Ni sama mcm mak i n bapak i.
Suatu hari arafah, mak i ckp kat bapak i,semua sunat hari arafah dah buat kecuali mengusap kepala anak2 yatim. Then mak i pun pg gosok2 kepala bapak i. Pastu mak i suh bapak i usap kepala dia pulak. Sama2 anak yatim kan dia ckp. Adik i speechless tgk
I bukan maksudkan kedai mcm chillis ke burgerlab ke.
Kedai mcm kedai tomyam kedai western melayu kdg2 ada list kids menu. Kan best kalau ada menu tomyam for kids xyah nak ckp tanak pedas xnak ajinomoto.
Ha gitu
Yang darjah 5 okay la sbb dia ada sense xnak sama ngan org. tapi faham tak, i dont want to just provide then with whatever they want. Nak phone okay jom pg beli phone. Nak buku oraito jom g kedai buku beli novel baru.
Gv birth in a car a few days ago on my way to the hospital.
Stayed 1 night at gov hospital,in a 2 bedded room, airconditioned, private bathroom. Hospital charged the room as 3rd class room.
Total bill: less than RM20. I'm not even a gov servant. Tq KKM fr the usual great svc.
@wushiivt
I was in japan for nearly 6years. Every Time need to go to city hall,library,post office,banks, hospitals, everyone speaks to me in japanese. No translator. If need translator we gonna need to find our own la. whenever ask if can speak english they be like 'no inggulish.'
And yes,environment sgt memainkan peranan.
Kat SK ok ke peers dia tapi kat kafa ni pelik sikit. Biasala kafa swasta. Budak mcm2 bground. Dari sjkc, SK, homeschooled, private etc.
@n_ahwal
Sekarang,yes, doc just lalukan blade or just prick a bit.
Dulu2 like 20-30years ago, bidan2 kampung yang buat khitan ni and yes, those bidan akan potong buang clitoris or a part of it. bukan labia.
@ahmadchin88
@AisuruHikari_
Dah 2023 nak masuk 2024 kot.
Dah boleh start rumah-org-tua-shaming or guilttrap.
Dah banyak kot "rumah org tua" jenis pondok utk belajar agama.
Ramai juga warga emas yang minta hantar ke pondok2 sbb nak beribadat dgn tenang tanpa layan drama anak menantu cucu.
2.dorg keje area cyberjaya, damansara,bangsar south.
3. Kebanyakan dorg bawak kapcai, myvi atau bezza jeeee. Xde la H H ni. Selebet2 je dorg tapi poket tebal.
4. Tapi, jarang utk dorg2 ni single. Kejap je kena sambar. So be fast!
@nurunnawal
Laki i ckp siap2 awal2 kawen, nak cakap,tanak cakap. Xyah nk pendam2,hint2,bajet2 org blh faham,coz nobody can read mind. Tanak masak,cakap. Penat nak tidur,cakap. Need some time off nak kuar kejap,cakap.
And of course,nak beli pape,cakap
Can we stop this dasar pandang ke barat, white-idolizing stuff?
We're in the khatulistiwa! Surrounded with sea. We're blessed with good sea produce and local veges.
Jepun pun buat campaign eat local and their people choose local products more than imported.
Dah mengajar anak beli benda mcm ni,pastu dok menuruttt je bila anak nak,mmg anak reti la. Satu lagi suka menurut anak minta masuk 7e ke speedmart ke mesra ke. Anak xnak g tadika,ok boy/baby jom singgah 7e nak. Anak tantrum, ololo mami bawak g 7e occay?
Saya pohon perdana menteri yang baru ni turunkanlah harga benda alah ni, atau at least kuatkuasa undang2 tidak dibenarkan letak di kaunter bayaran. pitam bila anak genggam n peluk 6 biji sekaligus.
Yang benar, papa yg koyak dompetnye.
Lagipun the menteris still dpt gaji as MP. Harta2 dorg berkepuk2,kikis pun xluak. Kita nak sedih utk dorg? Seriously? Some of us nak bayar balik ptpn pun xmampu. Nak hidup kena korek EPF,amik makanan dr food bank etc. Still nak kesiankan kat org y hidup selesa berjaman2?
@fararaudah
Why nk kena jaga lelaki. Sepatutnya lelaki yang jaga perempuan. Lelaki melayu (triggered in 1,2,3...) je yang selalu salahkan vagina hitam tak ketat la kulit hitam la apa la. banyak sgt tgk porn eh.
@tidur222
Ya i tahu,ada berhutang kredit kad bagai tapi telekung kot. Telekung bawak solat. Kenapa sampai bhutang taleh ke pakai murah2 punya? Why why whyyyy.
@inchannnnn
@chairman_GLC
Yes this.
Sama mcm my husb, dia minat bola, history, movies,saham2
I suka games,books.
So nnt bila ada benda menarik sama2 share la walaupun bukan interest. I tolong tgkkan jadual bola dia,dia tolong dlkan games i nak,belikan gunpla
Randoseru anak aku beli secondhand je pls. Kat jalanjalanjapan.
Bukan branded pun. Aku kasi anak aku pakai randoseru sbb tanak anak kena penyek masa naik van sekolah.
@bekalmom
Some new canteen operators did try the best to comply with KKM regulation. Ada dietitian visit once in a while tapi tu la. Kalau dr rumah tak biasa makan sayur buah well balanced meal,kat mana2 pun susah.
@__loveshak
Sbnrnya anak aku pakai smiggle jugak utk lunchbag. Cuma aku xbgtau dia benda tu smiggle. Ni circle kafa swasta. Len maciam sikit tau. Anak aku sulung pun ckp mcm tu. Member kafa sikit2 ckp pasal sapa ada phone baru,sapa naik kete apa. circle SK okay. Sweet je.
@pja_chan
Dia nak flex ngan randoseru kawannya tak kenal tak tgk anime. Yet!
Tgu la dah besar sikit kenal anime haaaa motemote la yang pakai randoseru.
Additional info
dorg2 ni biasanya low profile dan xsuka drama. So kalau rasa diri tu jenis nk bdramaaa, kena otp berjam2 all day long, percayalah,xsesuai.
Dorg2 jg spesis ada side jobs dan busy dgn benda2 macam programming, saham, 3D printing, gaming dll. Xpun amik cert IT
@ffarishputraa
Berapa % org kat kampung tu ada smartphone DAN mampu bayar internet bulan2? And how cute for u to assume petronas is everywhere nak guna setel tu bila banyak org2 kat kampung2 tu pakai petrol beli dlm botol kaca je.
@ArwenmhEvenstar
My confession pulak.
I tak expect almost semuaaaaaa rumah kat KL/sgor hidang ketupat nasi lemang n rendang masa rasa. Kat kelate rumah lain2 juadah. Ada nasi dagey ada sate ada nasi minyak
@ConfessTweetMY
Sis, tempah safety bracelet atau necklace. Tulis nama mak sis, no phone n nama utk dihubungi kalai emergency n tulis medical condition cth:dementia,diabetes etc kalau ada.
Pakaikan kat mak sis n make sure mak sis xleh bukak senang2.
@Haniff_hamzah
Suka dgr radio dr jepun sejak zaman study. Balik kelas,on radio sambil rehat2,malam2 pun sambil buat assignment dgr radio. Saya pakai apps radio garden.
@1Obefiend
Otoh, masjid besar2 toilet jauh2 susah. Contoh mcm masjid putra, masjid besi putrajaya,masjid negara etc.
Tandas/tempat bwudhuk nun jauh kat bawah. Nak menapak naik solat jauh,kena jaga aurat lg.
I miss japan. Not as visitor, but as a resident. Skang rindu duduk kat Tokorozawa. So calming, sampai xsangka its so close to Tokyo. Like aku boleh pg beli ikan kat Ameyokocho,singgah beli ayam kat shinokubo ke ikebukuro ke.
@chairman_GLC
Diploma in chem eng.
Degree in biotech.
Masters in BioMed (cancer research).
Now working as Japanese speaking ITHelpdesk.
I love doing science and labs tapi keje skang ✨kachingkaching✨
I know this kinda contrast to what i tweeted a few days ago.
Amanah (the sifat amanah la bukan political party) is amanah.
You can be ihsan n belas without jeopardize amanah
@azmanrocks
8-5,mon-fri, Deskbound job.
esok my 3rd year with this job.
We have strict rules,everyone kena amik short 10mins break between 8-11am and 12-5pm. Time rehat,keluar,logout pc.
@ladymissazira
I am speechless he has to ask whether his kid gonna change at daycare or not. acceptable If and only if the msg was during 1st day or 1st week of school.
@sirennextdoor
I pakai uniqlo masa I study (2007-2012),ni jaman uniqlo sblm rebranding jd international. Dulu2 uniqlo ni pakaian org marhaen je sbb murah sgt. Tshirt 500yen. Jeans masa mula2 dorg keluarkan pun dalam 1500yen je. Paling2 kot 3990 yen. Org kaya pakai gap.
Kinda cringe tgk org beli biskut yang individually packaged pastu bukak satu2 susun dalam bekas lain.....
I know biskut timbang wouldnt look atas but its environmentally better....
@Azfarovski
I got married at 25.
We still (doraemon pikachu gundam kenshin gonkurapikakilluareoleo boruto yotasubato onepiece manga anime ps4 nswitch gunpla)-ing together along with our 3 kids.
And ikan 'dory' yang korg dok gah2 kan tu,sebenarnya adikbradik patin jeee. Try google pangasius dory and tgk la cara farming ikan tu. Turn off forever
@nzranasr
Wehhhh that iklan was like budak2 sekolah agama's(me included) pertemuan impian. Cute guy, syariah appropriate self,mainmain mata kat library. Auch.
@faizzmh_
@nnnadzifah
Integriti faham tak?
Polis dah salah guna kuasa dia utk pull over org tu, amik info, pastu guna utk kepentingan sendiri.
Patutla penyamun2 negara boleh bebas,enabler merata2.
Pastu dorg2 ni ramai yang terror masak. Dah lama kat overseas kurang2 3tahun,kena la masak sendiri. Ada budak team aku(lelaki br grad,umur 24,melayu) dia punya bento cantik sgt. mcm bento org jepun. Xleh share IG profile dia,sbb dia penyegan.
@Nadia_Nazir
My friend pun ada kena raid masa dia stay kt hotel with her husband and their kids. Pegawai xnk percaya dorg da kawen walaupun da tunjuk kad nikah. End up dorg ckp 'xkan la nk buat maksiat bawak anak kot'
True.
Masa awal2 PKP, husb used our master bedroom as his workspace. He had sleep disturbances and anxiety to the extend i found him in the middle of the night doing some work. He works 9-6 btw. He sleeps much better once he relocate his workspace to other room.
It’s true . Never use your bedroom as a workplace.
There was a research that showed 70% of people who use their bedroom as a workplace has some sort of sleep disturbance , some till the extent of chronic insomnia.
@linsharliana
@ask_nik
Satu lagi, bila foward facing, baby senang overstimulate. so instead of baby jd tenang rilex je,baby jadi makin meragam.
Dt segi keselamatan,kalau nauzubillah,the wearer terjatuh, probability jatuh hempap muka baby sangat tinggi.
@nipponsushi_my
@ceobatu
Seriously?? Ikeike? Buat mata sepet?
Pastu guna bahasa pun salah. Oshii maksudnya regretable. So xsedap la.
Oishii baru la bermaksud sedap.
Hi all, my current team is looking for a few Japanese speaker position.
Location : currently WFH. office in cyberjaya
Working hours : 8am-5pm (Mon-Fri)
Xyah jawab calls, email je. Xsupport chat juga. MNC, benefits quite interesting
Come and join us!
@LumrahL
@Twt_Cyberjaya
@chihohoho
Teringat ada org pertahankan resepi leenchikang kena ada laichi sbb 'laichi'kang 🙄
i'm a kelantanese but i grew up eating leenchikang. Biji teratai, snow fungus, kembang semangkuk etc. mak beli bahan2 dr kedai singseh.
@HannZiq
Pernah tanya, ada org jawab lesen2 ni manusia yang cipta. Ni tanah allah buat,patutnya tak ikut undang2 manusia buat sbb undang2 manusia ni x sempurna.
@psunster
@ComicsByVieN
@Typical_Mikhail
Most of them dont subs netflix. Watch frm telegram etc.
2, most malay i know, really dont care bout rating. N wont even bother. 18+also gv kids to watch.
3, FOMO