i’m going to start rting like hell

at first i lolled then i serioused

🚨 BREAKING: It’s official, SCOTUS just upheld Texas’ gerrymandered congressional map, and Rep. Jasmine Crockett is being BOOTED out of her own district. This isn’t redistricting. This is political eviction. Republicans couldn’t beat her at the ballot box, so they rewrote the

i want gummy snacks but nothing ever hits like vitamin gummies why are those ones the best. i really want some melatonin i want to sleep right nneow

i feel like this every day

trans person: im trans society: okay phil lester: i think phyuri phil is rly hot

we need to start the real questions on the phatreon. Such as where did this hoodie go and can he bring it back

the 36 questions to phall in love but it’s actually a compilation of every pinof ask because honestly it could be fun to go through all those questions with someone

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ugh i didn’t have a shower cap so some of my hair got wet and now it’s curling up its so over wet i just look like a poodle fr

i straighten my hair once and i’m like yeah im dan is not on fire

wasn’t someone on here trying to get dnp to do color analysis because i saw somethng recently on reddit asking if dan was olive undertone and honestly i kinda see it but i wonder if im projecting because recently i realized im also olive toned

this nano banana shit is fucking insane i want to incinerate my devices and send a pigeon to deliver a crudely folded note handwritten with gel pen and stickers i’ve forgotten about to my friend reminding him to eat

i prefer to watch new movies with nachos and a cherry icee, on an oversized screen, as a communal experience, AT THE MOVIE THEATERS

for no reason in particular… retweet if you LOVE going to the MOVIE THEATRE!

I thought this was Dan Howell's dips

imagine growing up without favorite cartoons, without hobbies, without favorite children's book characters and instead having your brain totally liquified by borderline creepy violent fetish content created by soulless tech companies and predators. that's so cool 👍👍👍

men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"

i watched BIG again

i miss my friends