Moving over to the other app 🦋 full-time now, would love to see you there

Really liked @alicelowe's #Timestalker! Even if the performances and direction weren't excellent, it would get a lot of credit for its originality alone.

X now constantly sending irrelevant push notifications is certain to bring people and advertisers back en masse, congrats to the X team for yet anothet masterstroke.

Never seen a film like #TheSubstance at the cinema before. While we were leaving I told @nolliepops that it overdelivered - even as a woman in the row behind us was quietly apologising to her friend for making them see it. Go see The Substance, it will change your life.

Well

Nintendo launch a product designed solely to make @nolliepops kill me in the morning.

RT @NUJ_LFB: 📢Freelancers - take the survey and share w/ a freelance friend.

Eight stories per shift is absolutely insane. Just a storm of slurry adding no value to anyone.

The restaurant has a pelican

RT @SwiftOnSecurity: It really sucks cigarettes are so fucking cool.

Bet Dickens is feeling like a right idiot now.

#Hellboy: The Crooked Man is really good! Surprisingly faithful adaption, a good folk horror in its own right, and visually impressive (other than a few early CGI foibles). Definitely worth seeing.

Really enjoying #EchoesOfWisdom so far. Very early into the game it presents you with a vast number of options for exploration and combat. Weird performance drops, mind.

Can anyone point to any scientific research or essays about why hammering rain makes me, Chris, specifically, so happy please

My hard drive is on its way out but I'm giving it the Joey's Recliner treatment - leaving it alone in the hope it heals itself while I'm out.

RT @TheNewEuropean: Having successfully collapsed the fortunes of the United Kingdom via Brexit, we can't wait to see what @michaelgove doe….

The greatest artistic endeavour in history - replacing the protagonist of Zelda: The Wind Waker with a horrible goose - is nearing completion.