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south africa has many, very big problems and one of them is called bheki cele
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democratic republic of congo:
2 345 409 sq km
gdp: $68 billion
the netherlands:
41 543 sq km
gdp: $1 019 trillion
drc is 56x bigger, gdp is 15x smaller.
netherlands produces 840x more per sq km
you were saying?
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i was raised in a tiny flat on a busy street in johannesburg by my (single) mother. everything i have acquired in life has been through hard work and honest dealings. if anyone comes to take what is mine they are risking their safety.
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spent the day with my neighbours hunting five suspects in a farm attack nearby. second manhunt this year. don’t tell me this issue is being overinflated, i know better.
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you know what is really really bad for your health? worrying about how you’re going to provide for your family as the government destroys your livelihood.
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it’s been 3 days with no ex-flag.
can you feel it?
we’re more free, more united, there is less theft and murder, service delivery has improved and s.o.e.’s are performing well.
definitely was what the country needed most. definitely didn’t distract us from real issues.
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in other, more personal news:
the day before yesterday my beloved, demonstrably spartan wife
@DaniellaDeysel
gave a completely natural birth to our first born. her name is lente (the afrikaans word for spring season)
she is serene, healthy and alert and we can’t stop beaming.
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i’ve never had a ‘favourite tennis player’ but i do now.
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also,
my south african entertainment colleagues who have gone within the space of a single year from:
‘oh dear the draconian lockdowns are ruining my business!’
to
‘you all had better get jabbed or face penalties!’
you are a shame to your profession and to your species.
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though they’d been coming here since 531 y/ago, it was on this day, 367 y/ago, that my ancestors came & decided to stay. they brought the wheel, mieliepap, sheba sauce, a system of writing, & the scientific method. i’ll raise a glass (their gift) of wine (also) to oupa & ouma!
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‘pieter van der westhuizen’ is an unlikely name for a superhero and yet, there he is.
may he receive much strength and support in the face of the challenges ahead.
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it may be winter but south africa’s national flowers are in full bloom
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just a handful of us taking to the streets this morning in sandton to raise our voices against the evil of racial discrimination
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on this important day for remembering the history of s.a. also remember this:
120 years ago, 16 june 1900, the british forces in s.a. implemented the scorched earth policy, forcing famine, displacement & ultimately concentration camps, murdering >20 000 afrikaner women & children
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while driving through harrismith yesterday, i saw marius, johan, paulus and fanyan fixing the potholes which the municipality has clearly demonstrated it can’t/won’t. if the government takes a step back, the people of this country can make it work. step back!
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somebody somewhere is working hard on getting us to hate each other
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thank you
@solidariteit
for organising today’s march against racial discrimination. all these people, yet not a single thing was broken, members of the public who couldn’t wait for the convoy to pass, could pass through us without fear or harm. hardly a single paper was littered.
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dear waiter,
as a farmer i get 24 rand p/kg for my calves.
restaurant price 200 rand p/250g.
if you get 10% , it’s 3x as much per kilo for carrying it from the kitchen to the table than i do to
challenge drought, flood, theft, disease, ewc threats etc.
*put a smile on it*
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reminder that belgium has been without a government for 492 days (approaching its previous world record of 541 days) and the country can still function. my oh my could it be that governments aren’t really necessary?
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dingane’s impi lived under a brutal monarchy. no pvt landownership, no voting rights.
@CyrilRamaphosa
calling them freedom fighters on this day is deceitful & not reconciliatory. i distance myself from the reinterpretation of this day & reaffirm my ancestors’ religious intention.
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i don’t mind that multitudes of weak foolish sorry low intelligence sods have brought this fearful satanic energy over themselves. but i absolutely despise how they have empowered their tyrants to drag me & the multitudes of likeminded people into their hellhole of fear & envy.
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so, south africans, yesterday you would’ve died if you didn’t adhere to the covid regulations. today you won’t. it’s that simple, this virus is truly amazing.
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fed up with the supermarket queues and police harassment, i got my food from the wild last night. headshot, quicker than a slaughterhouse, honest, tasty venison for my family for this winter. left the innards in the veld for the foxes & vultures.
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do you believe that a system which lets everything fall apart around you, whilst stuffing its own pockets at your expense, which eats caviar while telling you to eat cake when you don’t even have bread, that this system cares for you because it bans a flag?
it’s a distraction.
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translated, paraphrased:
those bad boys at afriforum, whether you like them or not, whether you pay them or not, have just spared everyone in pretoria, regardless of colour, creed or party affiliation, some impermissible municipal tariff hikes.
thank them at your own leisure.
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long drive to senekal, short mission statement:
solidarity.
i hope to see many of you there.
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no water at our holiday town.
someone suggests a bribe so municipality expedites action. i explain that we’ve already paid rates & taxes & shouldn’t incentivize hostage status.
‘it’s how it works in africa’
no.
it’s because of how it works in africa that nothing in africa works.
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we just harvested this for our family, from our garden. having lived in a big city for almost 50 years, i know how hard it is to get city folk to truly understand the joy and fulfillment this brings. the food you see here is grown from heirloom seeds, has had absolutely no…
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came home from tending to our cows & found a bag full of wholesome, homegrown veggies that a neighbour had just left there for us on our porch. the splendour of the cathedrals i have seen in my worldwide travels don’t come close to the joy & marvel of this simple act of kindness
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watch this coming week how farmers, still slaughtered like abattoir stock, continue to be swept under the rug by the same journos who now get a hissy fit from some roughing up at the hands of those they’ve been promoting for the last 10 years for their clickbait
WATCH:
@Netwerk24
Multimedia journalist
@adrian_DK
attacked by
@EFFSouthAfrica
Deputy President
@FloydShivambu
while trying to take a picture and asking for comment at Parliament in the presence of
@IOL
@TheCapeArgus
@eNCA
@TimesLIVE
@SABCNewsOnline
@News24
@ewnupdates
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but seriously, now that
@Our_DA
has completely alienated me due to their cowardice, inconsistency and cheap politicking, i am faced with the dilemma: who do i vote for now?
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i don’t know if hashtag tradwife is still a thing but last night my wife gave birth to our latest in our home, 60km from the nearest hospital, without any assistance (except me, i cut the cord with my hunting knife) both are very well and happy. life is good.
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@mel33
@GiveSendGo
aww… when people who don’t know jesus have opinions on what jesus would do
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ok, so i need to believe that the d.a, a party who 2 years ago would not protect my bodily sovereignty, my right to move freely, my right to choose whether or not to have an injection, my right to breathe freely without a facepanty, will protect my land? give me a break, loser.
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gonna call it as i see it: the clicks brouhaha is fabricated. there is no way in the world i can believe a ‘mistake’ like this can be made in these times at that level. i believe it was intentional and the smoking gun is in the hand of whomever profits from us hating each other.
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what we have in s.a. is moral failure on a massive scale. this moral failure is the consequence of decades of lying by government and media. when millions live in a perpetuated lie, their moral compass gets confused so that an arbitrary trigger justifies looting & destruction.
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speaking of diseases, the mental disease that has taken hold of south africans (apparently spearheaded by upper middle class white women from the cape) is that after 2 years of proving incapable of fixing any of the ills of south africa, 2 speeches elevate him to lord saviour.
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while denmark, ireland, finland and england have lifted all covid restrictions, i got recast for a ten call part in a tv series yesterday because i refused to let someone inject their concoction into me 🤨
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highlight? when the miniscule, yet titanic kolbe realized he can no longer physically contribute to the game, pulled his jersey over his head and endeavoured to pray the springboks to victory.
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barely 20km from my home, ‘millions of litres’ of diesel leaking into the pristine highlands from theft damage to the pipeline.
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how come cyril diligently and meticulously heeds international expert advice on dealing with covid, but neither he nor his party have for many years heeded international expert advice on dealing with the s. a. economy’s hapless downward spiral?
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this kick in arnold’s back is a gift. i would almost like to thank that brute. by tomorrow this time he will have singlehandedly done more to bring the violence & racism in south africa to the attention of more people in the world than ernst roets could do in two years.
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how many politicians understand that they are our servants?
how many of us understand that politicians are our servants?
why do they behave like rulers and gods?
why do we treat them like rulers and gods?
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if a cop kills my brother i’m going to steal a private citizen’s television.
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let’s not forget to allow all due credit to
@Julius_S_Malema
‘the kingmaker’ for ensuring the presidency of jacob zuma. 9 years juju. not all your hand washing can make this disappear. you are complicit in this disaster and have irrefutably proven your political foolishness.
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men’s hands to the side, all the ladies’ hands in front.
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that there hasn’t been any loadshedding for weeks, is a good reason to not vote for the anc.
because it shows just how rotten they are: debilitating load shedding of up to 11h per day, destroying businesses.
and then, in the months running up to election, *miraculously* nothing.
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@GraphicW5
until war criminals like blair, bush and obama have their day in the international criminal court, we have no reason to acknowledge their claim to legitimacy.
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where are john steenhuizen and his d.a. moral posers when the bloody handed warmonger foreign regime changing victoria nuland is slithering her murderous hulk across our borders?
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môre boere.
staan op.
werk.
doen wat julle weet julle moet, soos net julle weet hoe.
doen dit sodat julle kos in die monde kan sit van die wat julle liefhet, maar ook vir die wat julle vervolg, spot en haat.
julle loon staan op die lande, in julle harte en, veral, in die hemele.
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not to brag but my studio has the best view ok i’m bragging
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the season’s first snow just started in my backyard
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wish to be an objective observer? ask yourself how come a journalist from the biggest news agency in s.a. is ordered by the press ombudsman, twice within a year, to apologize to the organization. (and remember, your ideas about afriforum are mostly shaped by the press)
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no one, no individual, no state apparatus, no thought stream, ideology or narrative will decide for me what things mean to me. i acknowledge different feels and views, but i shape my own and to presume to prescribe them to me awakens my resistance.
President
#Ramaphosa
: Apartheid flag & Die Stem are not symbols of Afrikaner identity; they are symbols of discrimination, oppression and misery. Barriers to unity exist in the minds of those who would deny that apartheid was a crime against humanity
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what seems foolish and ill devised, becomes clever and meticulously designed once you realize that destroying the economy is not the result.
it is the goal.
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racism? because mother tongue education? mr 30% grades, 70% envy, one of the smartest things your government has done the last quarter of a century, is to withhold decent education from your people. because an uneducated electorate doesn’t hold you accountable. i value education.
I just hate racism when I see one! A race based institution in a non racial society won’t succeed. Please don’t remind us about apartheid
#AfrikaansOnly
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very high tech solutions being applied here in the free state. we have roads that are designed in such a way that if you fall asleep behind the wheel, the car stays on track.
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you can't break anybody's heritage by breaking their monuments. in doing so, you can only build your own heritage as a vandalising criminal.
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when the media reports ‘concerns over increase in covid cases...’, whose concerns exactly? i’m not concerned. none of my friends are. i have met very few people who are concerned about covid.
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we have to find this woman! heaven knows how many racisms she can commit on her rampage! if you see her, don’t approach her, escape, report, hide. if you are physically able to perform a citizen’s arrest, practice caution by sticking a banana in each ear first.
#Wanted
Racist Vicki Momberg. She is on the run. Anyone with information, call
@SAPoliceService
Crime Stop on 08600 10111.
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We're already at breaking point - booze bans and hard lockdowns are no longer an option. Maybe restrictions on the unvaccinated is our last option.
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also remember that the guy telling you he’s raising your fuel price is
a) a billionaire
and
b) has his own fuel paid for… by you.
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friendly reminder that if you celebrate the easing of restrictions, what you are in fact doing is stockholm syndroming with bubbles and balloons.
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the only real ‘pandemic’ is a pandemic of hype, misinformation and international state collusion to reinforce power over citizens.
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what has been happening during the past two years is that a normal, natural state of being has been declared a crime.
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trigger warning: don’t look if you get chest pains from culturally homogenous communities endeavoring self sovereignty:
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the love of my life, my best friend and the mother of my heart’s apex caught in a moment’s repose with coffee by the fireplace on this cool mountain morning of her birthday
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if you pay 40% tax, it means you’re forced to labour for the government from jan -may. everybody going on about the horror of slavery, but what is this? how many hours a day makes you a slave? 24? 16? 8? 4? you’re forced. it’s not a
#TaxRevolt
, it’s a slavery revolt.
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one of the the concealed blessings of living in a failed state is that while europe are bracing for the possibility of rolling blackouts we have been practicing & adapting since 2008.
(this weekend south africa deals with 9 hours of power cuts per day)
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every once in a while it hits me; how much of a miracle making a baby is. the whole process of creating an incredibly complex human being from two half cells. we live in a truly wonderful universe, where miracles are so abundant we don’t even recognize them as extraordinary.
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@stoneyybaloneyy
because nothing you can do could be a greater contribution to making this planet less of a hell hole than bringing a *loving human* into it.
it remains the miracle of the ages.
**a loving human is made by loving a human you made.
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if biden gets the virus from trump at the debate and dies, can it be said that trump killed biden in the debate?
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dear south africans commenting on world affairs based on information from american media using american social media subjected to american standardized social media censorship, what does ‘invasion’ mean?
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there was a time i was addicted to twitter. first thing in the morning, gaps during the day, sometimes during sleepless nights.
but now family, chopping wood for the fireplace, writing, composing, tending to my cattle and mountain walks captivate me and twitter feels like duty.
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merry christmas fam. may the coming of peace, grace and salvation that this day celebrates, bless you and your family.
and, particularly, to my fellow christians, may the mercy of christ, the love of god and the communion of the holy ghost be with you.
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now, more than ever, it is important to watch 80’s music videos, so as to not forget what normal should look like.
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every time i see a mask i am reminded of how rapidly and comprehensively the world had succumbed to the utter madness that it had coveted for many years in the runup to this perfect excuse of fear wrapped in fascism.
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having a child is the most amazing adventure i’ve ever had.
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niks in hierdie wêreld kan jou so vuil kyk soos ń bemaskerde wit vrou in woolies nie
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teaching your children manners:
- is a service to their fellow humans
- facilitates their progress in life
- attracts goodwill
- probably most importantly, fosters self control
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in south africa the amazing thing about this is not the small amount of the donation or the big amount of donors. it is that the large sum of money didn’t disappear into corrupt pockets. that is the silent excellence of this organization.
A monthly donation of R10 from hundreds of thousands of members is what it took to fund Solidarity's private Afrikaans university and now it's ready to kick off learning soon.
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this is a problem. to me, the country feels tenser at the moment than at any stage since 1994. to have this within the military, and with this sort of reaction from the leadership does not bode well.
Senior officer in the SANDF comments on social media that a white elderly man should’ve had his eyes & tongue cut out. His punishment? He was “reprimanded”. Imagine if a white officer made a comment like that.
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💡 change your voting habits
Joburg, here's how to survive
#Loadshedding
💡🕯
💡Know the load shedding schedule in your area 👉👉
💡Charge all your devices 💻📱
💡Cook ahead of time🥘
💡Snuggle up with your blankets to keep warm.
#SaveEnergyJHB
^LM
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totally at my wits end with my wife. she’s pregnant, good. at this very moment in front of the stove, making flapjacks, fine. but she’s wearing shoes and i don’t know how to bring an end to this incorrigible obstinacy.
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one thing that has been a straight line of unwavering consistency throughout this, has been my scepticism.
They said the vaccine stopped transmission. Now they are lying and saying they didn’t.
Video proof here 👇
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so, ja, kilimanjaro. not the easiest thing i’ve ever done, neither the hardest. but i can absolutely recommend it to any and every person. here’s me trying to blue steel at uhuru.
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adriaan is of french stock. basson is the french word for a bassoon. the bassoon is a non-transposing instrument known for its distinctive tone colour, wide range, variety of character and agility. it is also called a fagott. all these things are true.
Disgusting fear-mongering in the highest degree. Will
@afriforum
take disciplinary action against
@ErnstRoets
for distributing fake news? Will they apologise? We need cool heads - not arsonists - in this debate.
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this statistic is patently false. there is ample evidence that usa, germany, italy, france and sweden are not going to wake up any time soon.
Average wake-up time:
🇿🇦 South Africa - 6:24 AM
🇨🇴 Colombia - 6:31 AM
🇨🇷 Costa Rica - 6:38 AM
🇮🇩 Indonesia - 6:55 AM
🇯🇵 Japan - 7:09 AM
🇲🇽 Mexico - 7:09 AM
🇦🇺 Australia - 7:13 AM
🇺🇸 United States - 7:20 AM
🇸🇪 Sweden - 7:21 AM
🇩🇪 Germany - 7:25 AM
🇵🇭 Philippines - 7:28 AM
🇧🇷
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i would rather perish from a real climate crisis than live under the oppression of a fake climate crisis.
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vanity smurf time!
my secret to health and happiness on my 50th birthday? here it is, for free:
marry for love (and ask my wife how she takes care of me)
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this, kids, is how to be professional and committed to your craft. almost 60 years at it, selling over 350 million books, and still dedicated to writing fictional horror:
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
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many opinions on s.a. twitter belittling malema, calling him a child, idiot, unimportant. but the truth is that the inaction of the s.a. human rights comm, much of s.a. media & ramaphosa proves his power. they are afraid of the consequences of dealing with him & eff members.
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the information revolution was wonderful when it hit - everything i ever wanted as a curious child. but it has taken less than 20 years for the information to be hijacked by self appointed curators of information, to become what it is now - the age of misinformation.
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still struggling to forgive the weakness of churches during the covid schpiel.
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