Chris Steller Profile Banner
Chris Steller Profile
Chris Steller

@chris_steller

Followers
13,375
Following
13,404
Media
33,456
Statuses
310,414

former twitter personality cbsteller at gmail

Mpls
Joined May 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
8 months
Minneapolis right now
68
259
3K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
If you’re in bed, STAY IN BED
51
3K
28K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
6 years
"The Post" was great for the first 10 seconds then the screen went black and it said "You obviously love great journalism."
77
1K
10K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
5 years
Good on Sting for helping out
@seattlepi
SeattlePI
5 years
Sting uses fake Amazon boxes, GPS to catch would-be thieves
40
38
145
69
409
5K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
6 years
A little ditty 'bout Black & Cyan Two depleted printer cartridges doin' the best they can
25
375
2K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Show me a more annoying tweet format. I’ll wait.
489
136
2K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
This is the color palette of Minneapolis
Tweet media one
82
106
2K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Goodbye, Dinkytown McDonald's.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
50
124
2K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
4 years
Perth, Australia is the farthest city in the world from Minneapolis (17,118 miles apart)
10
381
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Greetings from the new Minneapolis
Tweet media one
44
61
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Gummies in Minnesota should be Swedish fish, not taking questions
22
108
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
@WittenbergJason Still looking for my photo of a receipt/order slip at the Thai restaurant near Macalester that indicated we were white.
11
9
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
All flights are grounded, all bus service is suspended, it’s too icy to walk or drive, and try not to breathe the air for another few hours.
37
160
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
6 years
Again, no one in Minnesota or Minneapolis says "Minny"
80
127
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Tweet media one
31
158
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
@LindsayGuentzel From the website, seems like a weird way to say it
Tweet media one
27
85
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
11 months
Not as random as you think ...
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
27
152
1K
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
This is the water flowing through the Upper Saint Anthony Falls Lock tonight.
38
158
962
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
Big cruise ship docked in Minneapolis harbor this morning
Tweet media one
30
49
884
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Minnesota: Put cheese *inside* the hamburger before you cook it. Wisconsin: Before you *cook it*????
13
61
760
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
5 years
I feel like Minnesota missed an opportunity by never building a stadium in the shape of one of the great Minnesota inventions, the Bundt pan.
Tweet media one
33
62
701
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Oh I thought it was a tornado warning, I didn’t realize it was an “I have a finished basement” bragtweetup
19
35
718
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
10 months
@jesterbestie "I'm just a massive military force, standing in front of an equally massive military force, asking it to fight me."
2
21
759
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Who called it Reply All and not The ...
Tweet media one
13
40
712
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Me letting go of a tweet I was reading when the timeline skipped
Tweet media one
7
83
696
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Tweet media one
17
108
670
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Tweet media one
3
142
689
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Tweet media one
3
56
629
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Tweet media one
1
13
607
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
6 years
This Queen album is terrible.
Tweet media one
23
105
563
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
11 months
Just reading my morning paper
Tweet media one
16
138
661
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
how it how it's started going 11/26/2020 2/5/2022
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
15
182
583
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Tweet media one
3
10
487
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
a bunch of pfizer vaccines fell off a truck in minnesota and weren't found till the next morning but they're fine
10
49
507
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
7 years
The Cowboy Junkies are looking terrible
Tweet media one
14
139
470
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
This headline gets it across
Tweet media one
8
110
505
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
8 years
Don't @ me
Tweet media one
4
193
426
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
8 years
#PhilandoCastile pulled over 8 seconds after officer turned on squad lights. One minute later he was dead. Squad dashcam video caught events
7
355
431
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
Good morning from Minneapolis
Tweet media one
19
24
509
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
@NoTheOtherJohn @EllenKushner "You're supposed to quarantine!"
Tweet media one
0
17
474
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
7 years
CONFIRMED: Minnesota is the only state of the Lower 48 forecasted to have total cloud cover during the #eclipse .
Tweet media one
33
164
404
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
4 years
If they do cancel the Minnesota State Fair, free headline: NO FAIR
25
26
453
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
How it How it's started going
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
32
454
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
I choose to believe that St. Paul’s Portland Avenue is named for Maine and Minneapolis’s Portland Avenue is named for Oregon.
16
25
484
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
If you are ever in Minneapolis, author Louise Erdrich’s @birchbarkbooks is probably unlike any bookstore you’ve been to and worth a visit.
Tweet media one
22
38
488
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
People who live outside of MPLS and don't have skyways: where do you go to walk two blocks out of your way, a story up from the street, and oh also lemme get some peanut butter m&ms since I'm here, why not, incidentally where am I
11
38
464
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
For a fee, I am available this evening to coach national journalists on the pronunciation of “Mankato”
24
19
463
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
NASA: MN: Hold my 3.2 beer
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
42
455
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Downtown is so bad, suburban megachurches are moving there
@StarTribune
Star Tribune
2 years
The Minneapolis Warehouse District building that formerly housed the Tony-winning Theatre de la Jeune Lune has been sold for $10 million to River Valley Church.
11
2
7
30
42
433
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
Looking south on Marquette Avenue in downtown Minneapolis at dusk
Tweet media one
15
24
465
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
Your periodic virtual crossing the Mississippi video
9
24
458
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
11 months
Longfellow Gardens, Minneapolis. This is built over a busy state highway.
Tweet media one
10
24
459
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
I have never seen a nine-star edition of the @StarTribune before
Tweet media one
31
29
459
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
New chain of lakes dropped
Tweet media one
7
30
452
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
6 years
Tweet media one
10
63
382
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
4 years
So basically every home in California is now under Hotel California rules.
15
95
371
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
If there's going to be mass vaccination at the State Fairgrounds, everyone should bring one seed for a huge piece of crop art
10
36
398
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Going out on a high note
Tweet media one
10
20
412
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
One Christmas some decades ago we got what we assumed was a dwarf tree for our tiny apartment in California. We brought it back in a pot to Minnesota and planted it as a kind of small shrub landscape accent.
Tweet media one
13
21
418
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
6 years
When Paul Westerberg and his post-Replacements band played "Can't Hardly Wait" on SNL in 1993, drummer Josh Freese (at Paul's direction) shouted whatever came into his head during the song's signature pause. He opted for "Burt Reynolds!" #RIPBurtReynolds
17
118
356
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
5 years
The History of Minnesota In One Photo
Tweet media one
7
47
353
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
4 years
If @StribOpinion is gonna publish a counterpoint to the @nytimes 1619 project, they should provide their readers with the original NYT 1619 project.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
31
60
356
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
4 years
Public Safety Commissioner says a car pulled over for no license plates got out and tried to douse the car with a gas can
17
153
317
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
7 years
I want to have half as much fun as the person who selected these photos
Tweet media one
9
83
313
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
Good night from Minneapolis
Tweet media one
6
22
367
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
5 years
Hard seltzer is the vaping of beer
12
56
306
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
"ambushes" is the wrong word
Tweet media one
19
26
326
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
5 years
Here it is, the first photo of a black hole
Tweet media one
8
30
319
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
The Four Genders
Tweet media one
6
22
331
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
6 years
Reminder that Minneapolis has two buildings standing next to each other by Minoru Yamasaki, architect of the Twin Towers.
Tweet media one
18
73
324
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
4 years
A six-tweet primer in how to not let your bar get taken over by Nazis.
@IamRageSparkle
Michael B. Tager is leaving cause X is the worst
4 years
@birdpoems I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."
87
6K
18K
4
175
326
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
11 months
Fact: Minneapolis opened the first bridge across the Mississippi River, anywhere along its length. So to honor our nation's birthday, Minneapolis is closing a bridge over the river at 10pm for the better part of a week.
7
49
350
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
I’m at a backyard cookout in Minneapolis. It’s 37 degrees
29
7
327
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
9 months
Modern Times cafe, Chicago Ave S, Minneapolis
Tweet media one
16
13
353
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Tweet media one
15
33
300
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
The Minneapolis Star Tribune has ceased publication of “Dilbert”
Tweet media one
25
26
328
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Let the record show that at 10:30 a.m. on the opening day of the Minnesota State Fair, I received my first direct message containing an image from the Crop Art exhibit. “Grimes and Misdemeanors” by Jill Moe shows the recording artist and her ill-fated houseboat aground in Mpls.
Tweet media one
12
29
332
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
8 years
Prince never stopped being an underground 1970s artist, in the best sense of those words.
1
68
279
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
Those are boats.
@BelTel
Belfast Telegraph
3 years
Number of UFO sightings in Northern Ireland rose in 2020
Tweet media one
9
4
16
9
29
293
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
"check trail conditions" they said
Tweet media one
11
25
305
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
7 years
a poem about Prince's death, on the @MetroTransitMN train from Minneapolis to St. Paul
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
117
266
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Let’s make it a great last month of Twitter!
7
34
282
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
you get these every year or two
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
52
28
319
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
Train, Minnneapolis
9
36
317
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
The University of Minnesota has an underground library built into the rocky Mississippi River gorge’s west bank and marked above ground with an obelisk
Tweet media one
22
16
309
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Tweet media one
2
39
301
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
FACT: The Minnesota @Vikings STILL have not lost a game since @Lizzo accepted the invitation from @LibnOfCongress Carla Hayden to play James Madison’s Crystal flute. #rockfacts #SKOL
@lizzo
FOLLOW @YITTY
2 years
IM COMING CARLA! AND IM PLAYIN THAT CRYSTAL FLUTE!!!!!
233
3K
58K
9
31
291
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
I choose to believe Portland Avenue in Saint Paul is named for Portland, Maine, and Portland Avenue in Minneapolis in named for Portland, Oregon.
20
10
303
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
@TUC_Defender @LordofThe7s @realchuckeeboo @MortalKomrat @BingMapsFan @kiutary @i_zzzzzz Minneapolis Elegy -Where you goin'? -Skyway! -Dont forget your stupid hat and gloves!
2
7
263
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
“Neutralized over Lake Huron” is the second single off the new Hold Steady album
Tweet media one
8
44
308
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
11 months
This archway at the main downtown library in Minneapolis is from the library two buildings ago at 10th and Hennepin
Tweet media one
11
23
310
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
5 years
If you've never seen a Frank Lloyd Wright-designed gas station, this is a Frank Lloyd Wright-designed gas station
Tweet media one
22
25
261
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
This short clip has quickly ascended to my top 5 films of all time.
@WedgeLIVE
Wedge LIVE!™
1 year
Wedge sinkhole gets a man on the street interview from @FOX9 : "I walked up and I was like 'whoa look at that sinkhole, that's a crazy sinkhole,' that's what I thought when I walked up here."
14
113
701
9
30
303
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
Two-tone Minnesota Stare Capitol That’s not artificial lighting. It’s the setting winter sun catching only the dome. Which by the way is the largest self supporting marble dome in this hemisphere, and largest in the world after St. Peter’s
Tweet media one
12
30
303
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
Pothole Solution: Scrape all the streets down to the brick and buy back all the Twin Cities Rapid Transit streetcars.
7
27
302
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
3 years
whoa, hyperlocal captcha
Tweet media one
7
14
286
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Starting to think that what led up to Grimes running aground on the riverbank in Northeast Minneapolis was not the worst life decision she’s made
7
26
271
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
2 years
Watch the full story of discovery/recovery/identification ….
@WCCO
WCCO | CBS News Minnesota
2 years
PRINCE AT AGE 11: WCCO stumbled upon a priceless film in our archives while looking through footage of the 1970 Minneapolis teachers strike. See the journey @Jeff_Wagner4  took to solve a Minnesota music mystery. |
Tweet media one
201
2K
7K
2
50
274
@chris_steller
Chris Steller
1 year
GOPHER LIQUOR STORE
Tweet media one
21
17
289