Michael B. Tager has left the Nazi Bar
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annnnd...I'm out for real. Leaving this profile up for parable posterity reasons but eff this place.
Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2010
Ok, I'm out for good. Fuck Elon and fuck Nazi Bars. Catch me on other socials. Smooches.
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@JohnCarltonKing "Political rights in a community come from land ownership, not residence" is just feudalism.
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The amount of people in the replies saying “actually, no, the haters were right in taking down coffee bitch” is mind-numbing.
Happy two year anniversary to my favorite discourse in the history of this website
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If you remove the final 10 minutes of Mean Girls, it’s basically a documentary.
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What time is it? ROOT CANAL TIME! Let’s. Fucking. Gooooo!
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I'm always wary when someone uses the buzzword "mainstream media" cause I'm like, what batshit alternative news source do you actually use then? (if they say Teen Vogue, I nod and say "proceed.")
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Guess who’s back. Back again. Michael’s back, reading every single day this week, which he hasn’t done since January of ‘22. Tell a friend.
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I’m a morning person, but scheduling a 9am meeting on a Monday is a bold move.
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What do you call the stage of adulthood where you’re excited about laundry day? Cause I’m there, baby.
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Me: I hear that new movie by that Green Knight/Slumdog dude is good. Deb Patel Friend: you mean Dev Me: so you think I was under the impression he had a middle aged white woman name? Friend:…autocorrect? Me: autocorrect
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Me: (singing Hard Knock Life) Mom: Do you know the words because you like Annie Me: Nope. I know the lyrics cause Jay-Z sampled it. Mom: Who's Jay-Z? Me: I don't know how to answer that... Mom: Oh wait! Do you mean Beyonce's husband? Me: Lol. Yes. A thousand times, yes.
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5/6 in the Tager household have COVID. If I owe you anything, know that it's coming...it'll just be late. All work and all caregiver make Michael go something something.
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Got three generations of COVID going on in my house right now (6yo, wife, mom). Happy Labor Day to us!
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Does anyone have any recommendations on informative articles that talk about queer culture? Pls and thank you
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I believe that your favorite fast food tells people a lot about who you are as a person. So…which fast food spot is your favorite? Me? It’s Checkers.
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Same. Best believe I will haunt the insurance company’s dreams. Or anyone’s. Once I took off work, drove to the dentist, walked inside, only for them to be like “oops, we meant to cancel.” It took me several hours, but I got the dentist office to pay me $200 for that.
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Oh hey! I feel like writing a story again! I might see what comes out in the near future Praise & encouragement is welcome. It’s been 2.5 years.
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I actually like my job, and I respect everyone with whom I work. These two things are related, I’m pretty sure
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6yo asked me what my teachers’ names were in Elem. School, so I listed them. My wife looked at me like I was insane cause I remembered them all. That’s not weird, is it? Pre-K: Ms Kathy K: Ms Silverman 1: Ms Ravetti 2: Mr Rappa 3: Ms Johnson 4: Ms Williams 5: Mr Marchetti
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