Chris Girard
@chris_girard13
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PhD in "Quantum Rizzics" Instagram: @ chrisgirard13
Joined April 2010
DEAR COMMENT SECTION: I KNOW SHE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE. I AM JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE😎
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Spent months training for a marathon Caught the flu 3 days prior to said marathon
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Making my tuition back by betting against them every week
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I’d rather the severe weather take me out than have Sunday Night Football moved to the corner for the weatherman to tell me about it
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🚨 UPDATE: A number of former pro athletes played at private poker games organized by those indicted by the DOJ in “Operation Royal Flush.” One of them — according to multiple sources with direct knowledge of a game that took place in 2019 — was Kevin Garnett. @pablofindsout
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I really liked my girlfriend! The internet did not really like me!
can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures
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QUACK QUACK BABY🦆
Ad: SNKRS Shock Drop University of Oregon x Grateful Dead x Nike Air Max 90 >> https://t.co/JaoNkT1O5a
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Searched “Turnstile” to see how long their show would be delayed, just got a lot of fans saying their right tackle is a turnstile
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I’m about to start talking downright recklessly about the New England Patriots
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You choose Arby’s as your fast food destination, you get what’s comin to ya tbh
Arby's is being sued for false advertising Lawsuit alleges: • Ads make the sandwiches appear to have 'at least 100% more meat' than they really do • Made the meat look like rare roast beef when it is actually 'fully cooked' Arby's lost its motion to dismiss the case (via
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Having Tom Brady and Drake Maye as your quarterback in the same lifetime
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30 pieced by a team ranked 134/136
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Kevin Love this offseason
You hit 30 & it really is time for Jazz.
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