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But I was told we need 2 seasons, 4 30 year olds and 6 CL winners to beat Sheffield?
Glasner hasn't just improved Palace's attack—he's completely transformed every aspect of the squad.
Hughes is balling. Mitchell is balling. Clyne is all of a sudden good??? Nobody is having bad games.
Three wins on the bounce, all vs. Top 8 teams. The Eagles are SOARING 🦅
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I don’t want “experience” in the summer, I want characters. Born winners.
Palmer had 0 prem goals coming into the season but look at his mentality and personality. That’s what matters.
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Fr we should mass vote Washington man that would be toooo jokes😭😭😭😭
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“SebC” was running baleba > caicedo prop because of a data chart😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Baleba has to be one of the worst midfielders in the league
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Chelsea will encourage offers for Beniot Badiashile this summer.
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@sds_pod
Lol acting up for rival fans because he’s insecure about his BMI is too jokes man. Defo got sent shops as a yute
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Certain people hate on this jugador cause he can’t sprint like mudryk man I’m in tears😭
Enzo Fernandez completed a ridiculous 14/17 (82%) long balls against Burnley 🎯
The only other CM who remotely competes with him for this volume+ accuracy wise in PL is Rodri.
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“Derek” pretending to be interested in football in big 2024
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Look at how the mood around Selhurst Park has changed within 2 months!
A manager who comes in and instills a philosophy that breeds results and attractive football can change the narrative around a club pretty much overnight.
All of a sudden these players look brilliant.
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@yerdas_outV2
We made Antony look like a competent footballer and Amrabat look like zidane. It’s United (A)
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@billahibarkley
How he isn’t considered a t3 midfielder in the prem already is an incredible failure on the clubs part icl
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I’ve just clocked, how the fuck can you possibly have a TEN WEEK set back from a 4 week injury?😭😭😭😭
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@yerdas_outV2
Poch has him camped in the left half space crashing the box and running from his own box to the opponents box? It’s simple
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The narrative that he “can’t run” is fucking embarrasing. This is the 100th minute of the most end to end game of football you’ll ever watch. Enzos engine is his most overrated attribute
Enzo was so crucial for the winner, won the ball back for the counter attack and then assisted Palmer
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I’ve deeped it. Saka doesn’t come close.
Range, ZOI, flair, influence, pausa, creativity, aura, passing and unpredictability
Saka can’t sit at this table
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Mudryk, I can’t defend this pal
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This coming from a Madrid fan is insane. Your greatest ever player literally smacked a child’s phone out their hand😭
i’ve said it before but cole palmer’s attitude is absolutely horrible.
must be incredibly unbearable in the dressing room.
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Imagine pushing 40, being overweight, having a strange infatuation towards a rival player in his 20s all while your biggest achievement in life is a couple people let you talk on their washed up podcast🤣 string up you fat mess
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@Ic3Evaa
At what? Checkers?
🇫🇷 Malo Gusto (20) vs Premier League right-backs, per 90
○ Crosses - 1st
○ Key passes - 1st
○ Progressive runs - 1st
○ Passes to final third, % - 1st
○ Assists - 2nd
○ Accelerations - 2nd
○ Interceptions (PAdj) - 2nd
○ Offensive duels - 2nd
○ Expected assists - 3rd
👉…
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One of the cringiest things in sport when “fans” force this objective analysis like stfu man my players are good everyone elses players are shit, end of. Think I’m gonna get on my knees to prop “saka” gtfoh man😭😭🫵🏼
“Palmer should start over Saka”
No he shouldn’t and he won’t, I love Palmer and his time will come when he gets to start, let the force arguments go.
This is Palmer’s first senior season and he is doing amazing, he is not there yet with the likes of Saka and Foden.
Please…
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Enzo winner would of sent me to the moon brevv
Just realized Mount blocked the Sterling pass to Enzo. He tried so hard to stop us 😭
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Jackson scrapping his own players for penalties at 4-0 up but can’t show up in open play when it matters. I’ll never forgive him
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Pochettino sympathisers will still try convince you we signed scrubs btw
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I don’t think Brighton would accept it either if they had spent 1B
Have seen more justification/excuses for De Zerbi's season than backing for their own manager. Wonder how many Chelsea fans would tolerate a 0-4 loss to Luton, or a 0-4 loss to Roma, or a 1-6 loss to Villa, let alone all of them in the same season.
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“On my mums life mainoo is better than enzo”😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Yeah let’s just ignore that he’s won trophies everywhere he has played😭
Love how the goalposts move depending on who peoples favourites are😭
Proper losers
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Crazy right
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ftblchels, you have moved me in ways you will never know
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Crazy cause out of all the midfielders to go for 100+M, enzo is the only one I’d happily go and spend it on again.
I get that Enzo and Caicedo aren't 100m players. But surely we've seen enough of them in this league to know that they are top 6 level footballers even if you want to be biased. Yet there is a manager pretending he's handicapped because he has two of them in his team, hilarious.
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Haha but they’ll still tell you that their 10 division 1 titles while London was being bombed by hitler outweigh our 2 UCL’s🤣
Personally, I’d happily finish 17th this season if it means we win the Champions League in our own city. For the first time. It doesn’t get more special than that.
We’re set to dominate the Premier League for the rest of this decade anyway.
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@B03GHB4L1
Those first 4 games of the season man, what on earth was going through pochs mind to put him in the 10 for the next 4!😭
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levels to this game
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@dreezabz
Under any manager who prioritises control and him being a top 5 CM in the league wouldn’t even be a debate, he’s that good.
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they think we’d trade our 6 prems and 6 European trophies for havertz and a handful of community shields
such an embarrassing fanbase moving like they wouldn't do anything to switch places with us rn
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“Palmer should start over Saka”
No he shouldn’t and he won’t, I love Palmer and his time will come when he gets to start, let the force arguments go.
This is Palmer’s first senior season and he is doing amazing, he is not there yet with the likes of Saka and Foden.
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@Iewdawg
Saka went missing in the run in when AFC was pushing for T4 & bottled it to end up 5th
He went missing in the run in when AFC was pushing for the title & bottled it to end up 2nd
He went missing in the euro final shootout.
Saka is detrimental to any team challenging for anything
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“Tetas” phase 5 was 8 CB’s and counter attacking footeh vs villa at the emirates
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Till death do us part hermano
🚨🗣 Enzo Fernandez:
"I’m trying to get there, to the version of me that you saw at the World Cup. I want to feel like that Enzo, that was playing at the World Cup. I want to get back there."
"I feel good, getting better each day, but I still don’t feel like I’m at 100 per…
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That 11 goal season would of cooked his rep so hard
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I present to you, the Wythenshawe Messi
Look at this, the form Lionel Messi is hitting this season ISN’T NORMAL! 🇦🇷🐐
No other player can arrive at a club BOTTOM of the league and have THIS amount of impact.
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kdjdhd😭😭 bro just had visions of him getting cancelled for this one😭😭😭
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@yerdas_outV2
Mudryks technical ability isn’t limited. He just lacks the experience and and know how to execute his actions consistently. Mudryk has far more in his bag. Mudryks speed isn’t even his most impressive attribute
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Find shame you creature🤣
that Mount cameo moved me man, he's LEVELS ahead of all our players, only Carney can possible chat to him in the future.
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LOOOOOOL
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BCT showing up for this annual kovacic contribution after 15 stinkers
real talk, if you are a serious team, you would never let go of a unicorn like Kovacic for an immobile hoof baller like Enzo.
We even spent about 80m out of pocket to make this downgrade. Tears.
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Ah yes. Messi is shit because he has 0 goals scored on a Sunday evening on the 3rd week of April when the sun is setting in the east🤣🤣🤣 add another filter you mong
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the TL might explode when they find out how many UCL away goals he has past the R16 since 2013
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Reece James
Enzo
Caicedo
Lavia
Colwill
Gusto
Nkunku
Palmer
Badiashile
Paez
You can’t gaslight me into thinking we have a shit team man I’m sorry
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Stfu man you and your neeky pals were running “Gallagher outperforming 200m flops” on your shit podcast
Gallagher oh my goodness gracious.. how do Chelsea bear with this on a weekly basis?
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Chilwell and gallagher TL slander is just further proof that NO ONE actually watches us and just runs with shitty fabricated narratives because of tribalism
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We need to get him in as a mascot
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Rightfully so. Wanted wages that didn’t reflect his ability. Also proved he was in it for the money by moving to Man U just for the money
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I’ve worked on HS2 and I know it’s probably a drop in the ocean but they literally employ people to stand about all year round, like literally they do nothing but stand in the same spot all year🤣
£100bn was spent on HS2, not even a quarter was built, it didn't even pay for the train stations, only 140 miles of track.
That is over £600m a mile, or £300,000 a meter.
Who has stolen all the money?
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Cole Palmer is 1 goal contribution away from equalling Sakas best ever PL season
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You don’t get to celebrate this W you creep
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“can’t wait to try it my guy”
🌶️😂 Declan Rice about to try Saka's new Nandos sauce… 🏴
Saka: "Mans been cooking!" 👨🍳🔥
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Not to diminish what these comp makers do but im ngl I don’t even bother watching these “23/24 so far” when it’s a player like palmer and it’s only 2 minute comps. This brother needs a 6 minute cinematic masterpiece
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In the bag
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Mounts new PR agency to ten hag in the morning after spending weeks writing up briefs just for him to shut them down 4 hours later:
🚨 Breaking Erik Ten Hag :
"I don't think Chelsea wanted to sell him. They wanted to keep him and offered him a new contract many times. But he wanted to make this step." (
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I’m supposed to believe that enzo was detrimental to all these managers teams and he’s always been average? Lol funny guys
Pochettino just doesn't know how to use a player like Enzo...
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@UtdEIIis
Missed the part where he has had his intestines popping out his groin for 6 months mate?
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Who tf said he has put on weight looooool???
Next season, Moisés Caicedo cannot play as much as he has this year. The amount of ground he's covered whilst putting on some weight could hurt him in future seasons.
Lavia/Ugochukwu (given he stays) both have big parts to play next season.
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Another manager better than poch
🟡⚫️ Watford confirm the permanent appointment of Tom Cleverley as the Hornets’ Head Coach.
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This would of been the best day of my life if Gary Neville was on commentary
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@Lu_Class_
@Trinitie18
@EduardoHagn
@LeGrove
@afcjxmes
@DailyAFC
@VipArsenal
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@iemadAFC
@afcDW
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@Arsenalnewschan
If you think chelsea are ahead of arsenal why is it not shown in the graphic?
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aight man
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Cucurella is better than chilwell so already a false statement
Not only is Cucurella the worst player in our first-team squad by a considerable distance, he is also one of our highest earners and has cost us two fantastic young LBs.
One of the most farcical transfers of the 21st century. Ali Dia in a wig.
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If anything, this sums up what enzo has to deal with😭😭😭😭😭 shit no look passes and back heels man wtf just give him the ball back you ain’t neymar g
Enzo at 20 mins against Man City tired legs after 120 mins Wednesday
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How many clubs in this league want to keep flexing OUR trophies?😭
£120m gets you a few chest pats, 0 trophies won, 10th place, and below average performances
An academy graduate gets you this:
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Off topic but clubs really need to stop listing line ups in numerical order
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