Chaz “Eggnog” Bo, Ph.D., J.D.
@chaz_b0
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Certified ball knower | Slopes enthusiast | Gambling addict | Slave owner | 91’ NCAA pole vault champ | Alpha Male | Idaho State ΣΝ
Joined November 2024
I’m putting my last $13 in my tank (had to go inside to pay with cash) and there’s a kappa driving a Porsche in front of me. It’s like I’m being mocked
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@boblikesjoe2 This is nothing compared to what I’ve harpooned back in the day #deadliestcatch.
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Protestantism is truly something.
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Ex wife told me “there’s no way you carjack a steamroller and drive it home” and that was mistake number 1. Eggnog is about to put this thing in fucking gear
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Kid is drinking spiked hot cocoa out of the freakbob mug at a rush event. Holy fucking steeze alert 🚨
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@theman47__ Guy is going to church to take a picture what the fuck😹I wonder if he actually went or just walked by and threw the location filter on.
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Fuck it, 2014 tri delt shirt to the bar (you thought I’d self dox nice try)
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@themanjeffdavis Trump needs to DEPORT them as well. Ship them to Mexico or Nicaragua or dump them in the ocean I don’t even care.
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Just fired off a “happy birthday I love you” to the goth girl from high school I haven’t spoken to in 5 years. Low percentage shot but I don’t care. Accidentally clicked on the birthday tab on Snapchat. Maybe it was a sign from god. I’ll keep you guys posted.
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We got a white boy pick six in the Super Bowl? Yea Trump is definitely back.
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I love skiing because it’s all fellow rich whites and everybody gets along.
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@simmonssteve Hey man if you don’t know puck just say so. The US could put Hellen Keller in net and still win because it’s what we do. WE WIN. It’s what’s we fucking do. Sorry your soy twink country doesn’t win.
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I.Was the knight in shining armor in your movie
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Some inconsiderate broad had the audacity to walk past me wearing the same perfume as my 10th grade girlfriend. I’m just gonna throw in the towel on the whole day and start drinking FUCK.
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@Slime1K4L @seemourbutts69 @fprosk @OrangeRemembers You said “title favorites” because you were referring to the team, as a plural. You might be retarded dude. Just admit you’re wrong, and consider deleting your account.
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19 page lab report complete. Started last night, woke up at 4am and finished it off around 11am. Time to dial in and study for this exam. Home stretch baby. Then it’s off to Nola #9thinning.
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@prebid_lock This guys also Jewish I’m pretty sure. There are 2 fouls on the play, both on the offense.
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Update: this one’s hanging on the rim forever. I personally am not ruling out the possibility it still goes in
Just fired off a “happy birthday I love you” to the goth girl from high school I haven’t spoken to in 5 years. Low percentage shot but I don’t care. Accidentally clicked on the birthday tab on Snapchat. Maybe it was a sign from god. I’ll keep you guys posted.
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@chadradcliffe17 Talk to her like a normal person and have a real conversation. Sheesh it’s not that hard. Who am I kidding I’d snap a cheeky pic for the BV, start to approach her, get cold feet and abort mission 15 feet away. Maybe try the eye tag line once I’m blitzed but stutter like Joe Biden.
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I’m gonna listen to country music and day drink and there’s not a damn thing the jewish owned liberal media can do about it!.
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The things I’m about to do to this subway sandwich are illegal in 85 countries
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Fired off approximately a million drunk texts and one of them cashed somehow. I’m currently so blitzed my eyes are watering because I’m trying not to throw up while I look myself in the mirror. There is a 0% chance my schlong can get hard, nevertheless we play ball.
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Rebound Bosh, back out to Allen, his 3 pointer BANGGGG. TIE GAME WITH 5 SECONDS REMAINING
Just fired off a “happy birthday I love you” to the goth girl from high school I haven’t spoken to in 5 years. Low percentage shot but I don’t care. Accidentally clicked on the birthday tab on Snapchat. Maybe it was a sign from god. I’ll keep you guys posted.
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Yea sorry dude this circle is only for PMillar Barbour Lily Lang type dudes #Shrink #LANK #CaitlinClark
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@depressivehacks @MySportsUpdate 15 yard fair catch interference penalty which moved the spot up.
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Just had the ex-hole send me money for a new door after kicking mine in a few days ago. Good to know I’m still living rent free!
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INTERESTING: This 97 year old diner still makes Coca-Cola the old fashioned way!
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I am such a slut for a mini soda can. Yea what the hell I think I’ll have 5 of these fuckers. Shoutout this car dealership!
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Is there something worse than shrink? I want to shoot this guy in the head
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I read transfer to Baylor and my heart rate shot up 80 bpm.
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I sit on my phone through almost every class and get better grades than you in a more rigorous major, guaranteed. Sorry your feeble mind can’t absorb information the way mine can. Grow up.
If you go to class and sit on your phone, you shouldn't be going to college (your literally paying to be there).
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Anybody displaced by the fires in California please DM me. My place is open for anybody needing a place to stay (must be on birth control) #CaliforniaBurning.
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Account regained. Can’t keep me down
Free my buddy Chaz, systems wicked (he said the n word too many times).
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Fruit pledge brought me a coconut, just absolutely drained that shit
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Already let the profs know I won’t be in tomorrow (slight fever), time for a cold one and some soup. Sorry liberals, America is winning again!
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Just woke up at 12pm in slacks and a polo. Didn’t even change out of the bar fit. I still have a fucking belt on. Yea I think I had myself a night!.
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6 consecutive 3s? Me and you aren’t so different Rory.
Rory's start at the Masters 😮. 3 on Hole 1.3 on Hole 2.3 on Hole 3.3 on Hole 4.3 on Hole 5.3 on Hole 6. McIlroy is the first player in Masters history to start a round with six consecutive 3s or better on the scorecard.
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@sirboggington1 What a disgusting looking creature. Good lord almighty, get these things out of our great country.
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The fat Indian from McNeese sucks actually. Why are creatures like that in America
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Is there a way to disable the 1 year ago today feature on Snapchat? I can’t keep seeing pictures of me happy with the ex-wife FUCK.
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@JhiBaylor When do the alarm bells go off? No hate on Scott drew but something clearly needs to change.
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Got my buddy’s A2000 on walking around the pregame. Might wear it to the bar honestly. Reminds me of playing the hot corner back in the day. God I was disgusting. Probably would have went D1 if I didn’t quit to pursue hockey (didn’t go D1 for puck either)
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Valentine’s Day I’m chucking up 70 shots at the bar tonight. I’m pulling up from halfcourt. I’m taking contested shots. Fucking hell I’m shooting from the locker room! I almost feel bad for someone’s daughter (no I don’t).
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Dig a pit and throw a coin in it. Cover with dirt while they fight over it. Repeat until the 👃 problem is solved.
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Had to mute the Chiefs/Bills game I was getting physically angry listening to this dogshit biased commentary. There’s something kind of therapeutic about watching football in silence honestly.
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@al_niggemeyer @bclear420 Save this anger for when she gets engaged and then kill her fiancé in front of her.
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You’re not gonna meet your future wife out at the bars. She’s probably spending the evening with a good book and a glass of wine. This means you can blackout and be an absolute problem with no remorse and not have to worry about her seeing you.
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Ex wife just showed up hammered and crying in the front yard of the frat house confessed she still loves me, would break up with her new man for me, and then asked to kiss me. Are we fucking back?.
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@rcardinal124 DEI in this case is actually very important. Lifeguards must be able to quickly identify black people in the pool, as they’re very unlikely to be able to swim.
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@MrRacismhater Thanks Hiscock! These kids from down south are getting on this Jersey cat’s nerves. Glad to see someone else gets it.
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@QuavisM149481 Are you supposed to just wear a solid green shirt or something? Jesus dude this is a #airball.
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Just remembered I left an entire sack in my room back at school. Gonna be an awesome little late Christmas present to myself when I get back and can instantly go fucking ham.
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Drinking tweas for the first time in years, feel like an 18 year old. I would not wanna be a soft 6 at the bar tonight. Nobody is safe. Pulling up from half court all damn night.
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God dammit I fucking love Thursdays man. I love drinking. I love hanging with my friends. I love hitting bars. Tonight is gonna be so awesome let’s goooo.
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Coming back home and remembering my car here gets 31 fucking miles to the gallon is just so awesome. Shoutout sedans on god!. Yes I drive 6 speed manual and yes that says 164k miles. Treat a car right and it’ll last you a few decades
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I made a net profit of $3.17 sports betting today, seems only fair if I spent $65 at the bar.
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Pub trivia is the greatest thing ever invented just in case anybody forgot. And the Quizlamic Terrorists are fucking rolling right now.
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Pub trivia tonight, so excited I’m literally shaking.
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Today Canada discover a well known truth. The USA wins when we want to. When the US wants to win, will win. No questions asked. Anytime the US has lost, we’ve let it happen for one reason or another. The US doesn’t “lose”. We win. That’s it. Plain and simple. We win. Not sorry.
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The “Rooney Rule” is so fucking funny to me. You have to interview blacks for head coaching jobs. Imagine being forced to interview some thug who just wants to rob people and steal cars right before a high IQ defensive specialist with years of experience😹.
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@nba__whiteboy Great play. Always know which beer is yours if you happen to set it down, keep the hand warm and the brew cold. Also can be an easy conversation starter.
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Ran out of towels in the 3 bedroom Airbnb were putting 12 people in, had to dry off after my shower with 6 individual hand towels #resourceful.
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Thursday game plan:. -grind like a slave on homework.-45 minute power nap (currently at this step.-70s power hour with the fellas.-black out and stumble to bars.-lose my wallet again.
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30 seconds after taking this picture I pit maneuvered this car it was just raw instinct
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On my flight to Colorado I sit here peacefully for about 8 seconds and then a U14 soccer team gets on the fucking plane. Now there’s 30 Mexican illegal wetbacks just yapping away in Spanish. I can’t fucking do it anymore man.
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