Jefferson Quavis III M.D.
@QuavisM149481
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Reincarnation of Robert E. Steeze
Birmingham, AL
Joined October 2024
Saw my gym crush use the same bench with an Indian guy. That’s a body right?.
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Got woken up by a Charley horse in the middle of a dream involving that girl from 2019
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An all clothes off shit at a Cracker Barrel in the middle of bum fuck Michigan is exactly how I saw this weekend closing out #sendhelp.
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Could not have had worse timing for Taco Bell breakfast, 3 coffees and 4 zyns this morning
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A southern would be less shocked if you showed them a flying car vs. them seeing a black not say “excuse me”.
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Literally shaking thinking about day drinking on Thursday because George Floyd decided to fent tweak.
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Just felt the envious gaze of half of Chicago leaving Mikes with this warhead
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Genuinely jealous of my ethnic Uber drivers ability to always have a shawtie to call.
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5 vodka sodas at the company happy hour and my random back pain went away. Must be the water I drank at 2pm.
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Go on a Carnival Cruise. Have 13 mixed drinks. Tip $0. Blame it on a fat black person. Get food poisoning from the clam chowder.
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Quavis is trying to muster the courage to talk to a black chick tonight, wish a nigga luck!
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Giving my nephew the shopping cart at the grocery store so he can run it into the heels of Indians #theysmell
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Someone just hucked an apple at Steve Angeli as he crossed the stage like he gave a shitty Shakespeare performance
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Nephew diving for the two hearted; kids got a bright future
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Every guy group needs a nigga nicknamed “skip” or “butch” that’s violently racist/italian and will always have your back in a bar fight.
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It’s Friday night so are we cranking hoggingly or hogging crankingly?.
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