Brody Bowens
@BrodyBowens
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Ex Pledge Class Vice President | Waffle House Enthusiast | John Wall Fanatic | UVA Hater | French Canada Enemy | #FreeTayK
Joined March 2017
Buddy is cooked, girl has elite ball knowledge though
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Freshmen walking to 7/11 in the cold and loading beer up into their backpacks puts a smile on my face
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Do your research on Sacred Heart University, small private Yankee school but I swear every girl who goes there is atleast an 8
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Someone get “the frat kids worst nightmare” guys over here, pool is very dirty and needs cleaning
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For the 2nd Friday in a row I didn’t get the memo that class was canceled
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Yeah I’m sure your ex is in shambles cause your Zeta Psi sweetheart
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One of my last couple of days of being unemployed this summer
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I would win gold in white trash olympics
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Before you say these aren’t 8s where I go to school blah blah blah WE ARE TALKING YANK 8s.
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Went all the way to campus to walk in on an empty class with the lights off. That’s fine we recover.
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@gillyocon He just spam posts VT 2027 story, campus celebrity, shows up to every rush and is weird, definitely has some sort of autism.
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Campus cig was NEED not a want. Don’t sit next to me in class if you don’t like the smell!
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Alright VT BV I have talked to some associates and a new era will be starting here in Blacksburg. Raj Raj era has officially started.
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This is what I’m wearing to KKG formals, any questions or concerns? No I don’t know my date, yes she is chuzz
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@JervJunk Kid I knew in elementary school who had a dead beat Dad had one of these, wonder how he’s doing.
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How sick would it be if I was in gold club and put Pi Kapp letters in my bio🤙.
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Since a lot of people are using the hashtag #rape I would like to propose a new hashtag, #consensualsex here’s an example, #consensualsextreatyoakrevival.
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Kid with turtleneck and suit jacket in coop line. What happened to the town I loved. #shrink.
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@MMASensei_ @MMAUNCENSORED1 @SStricklandMMA So the value of 50k in Dagestan is the same value in Vegas? The answer is no you are pretty fucking stupid.
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Guys don’t mind this tweet just around a bunch of women and need to seem like I’m doing something important, thanks.
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With no internship going into the summer I’m down to my last 2. Will be making my decision in the next coming weeks. #respectmydecision
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250$ for season tickets? I have an idea. We do a VT football pride quiz(lockdown browser webcam) and you answer questions about VT football history. The kids who score well get cheaper tickets and better seating. The kids from New Jersey who score bad pay 500$ and sit in the.
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FERDA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA. FERDA, FERRA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA. FERDA, FERRA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA. FERDA, FERRA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA. FERDA, FERRA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA, FERDA. FERDA, FERRA,
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@xanderhuffield Let the guy live his life, of course a UVA fag would post this #goshrinkyourself.
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Shout out to Wendy’s, the fact that I can still get full meal from this in the Big 25 is life saving
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Gas station employee whipped out the bag and pen to calculate if my ID says I’m 21 or not.
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“In Glock we trust” fucking beer asf dude #shrink
Have shrinkage content but it might’ve been at centros cause Brody was feeling devious, does it play?.
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How it felt getting brought to the principals office after getting caught with a vape in the high school bathroom
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Send me to the Middle East with this combo and in 4 weeks Islam will no longer be a religion
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Just got punched in the face by an exam. You know the drill(yes I’m in my signature spot @ACC_Ball_Rules )
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@WillBuchananSr I have Willy it’s just rare to see a school north of the mason dixon that have so many hot women. Thanks,. Brody.
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Just took my last exam of the year, really had a great run at the end of this semester but don’t know if it will be enough to get my grades to my .mother’s liking.
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I just had the craziest memory, in like middle school I used to play Xbox with Seth Allen cause he posted his gamer tag on insta one time and I got him his first Fortnite win.
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Highschool aged cousins just arrived to the dinner table with one AirPod in. Shrink my family.
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Shoutout to my boys pledge for doing my homework while I’m on spring break. He is the man!
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Ferda chant at coop at 12:01. I’ll start it just need my fellow BV friends to continue it.
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BREAKING: Lowe’s has offered Brody an interview.
With no internship going into the summer I’m down to my last 2. Will be making my decision in the next coming weeks. #respectmydecision
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DEVASTATING NEWS:.
We’re back.
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This body of yours is absurd, or whatever they say, you get it
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IM league game tonight, yes I am bumping Pooh shiesty to hype myself up.
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Went to day drink and server happened to be my neighbor, got a free meal. Yes I left a hefty tip. Brody is full force running the ball and nothing can stop him.
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wtf happened to Soft 7s working at Dunkin now it’s all migrants.
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