STOLEN GOAT - PLEASE HELP FIND TACO

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@ask_aubry There's so many of these type of men.🙄

Did you have a terrific birding trip to Iceland in May, but then lose your SD card with your 3,700 bird photos in Norfolk? I have it!

The funniest social media ads of all time: 1. IKEA

Still applies.. Sadly.

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My wife's make up business @WildorchidMua is going from strength to strength but by next year she may be the breadwinner in our house. I've told her she needs to cut down her hours and make it a lifestyle business but she wants to keep on growing. Am I in the wrong for wanting

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When my kids were little one or both of them did something unsafe that scared me. I told them that if anything ever happened to them, that I would be the saddest mommy in the world.  Today is 7 months since Eddie died and now I know that is not true.

Today I talked to a young person who stopped going to school in Year 7. He told me, when we looked around the school they said that detentions were only for when you did something really wrong and most people didn’t get them. Then, when I got there, I found out that in nearly

⛳️ @ShootersHillGC on Eaglesfield Road, SE18 is offering residents in the Shooters Hill area who are non-members of the club use of their #clubhouse facilities on Tuesdays & Thursdays throughout April without paying a fee. ☕️🥂This pilot initiative includes use of the lounge 👇

The latest episode of my podcast is out, and I talk all about my terrible experience with the awful @MoonpigUK. Please retweet and help spread the word so more people know to avoid using this company. Episode link - https://t.co/ed5E4TlXXe

Wishing for a miracle. Would appreciate a RT and any advice. Last night at midnight myself & Orla got a Dublin Taxi from Baggot St. We had the engagement ring only two days. We left it in the back of the taxi. Absolutely devastated. We got the taxi on the road and paid cash.

I’m gonna share what happened to my mom yesterday in hopes that it can help someone else. Yesterday she opened her laptop to find the screen had gone blue, and there was a recording playing telling her to call this number to fix her computer. I wish she had called me first 1/

Thanks a lot, @MoonpigUK, for failing to deliver the Mother's Day flowers that I ordered for my mum today. Being in Canada means that I put my trust into services such as yours and expect you to deliver on the date I selected. I spent a small fortune, and you've really let me

Hi @JamesBlunt, to celebrate your 50th birthday tomorrow, I would love to send you 1kg of your favourite cheese! All you need to do is tell me what it is.

A long shot but we got on a train at Surbiton (final stop was Guilford). It was the 17.06 from Waterloo. Anyway, there was no one in the 1st carriage but there was a bag of presents, all for ‘Holly & Dan’. Pls retweet if you can, hopefully these can find the recipient 🤞❤️