as someone fresh out of a five year relationship outta nowhere, dunking on projared has been the therapy i need. thank u sweet lord for providing me the punching bag i needed.
last week i made a meme that will probably haunt a mainstream artist for a year or two.
today i made a tuna sandwich on my lap because i didn't wanna go to the kitchen.
cool sleeping technique: instead of sleeping 6-8 hours every night, just take several 2 hour naps.
the only side effects are that you'll be exhausted and horribly depressed.
also instead of drinking water only drink milk.
hey ive been streaming on a laptop since i moved across the world. that laptop went to shit and i cant do god's work on twitch tv.
naturally i bought a sick streaming pc that was out of my price range. being a Wise Capitalist, i'm going to do a 12 hour to try and make u pay 4 it
i gave my train seat to an old lady. i wasn’t satisfied with the response i got from the people around me so i thought id take it here.
i am a good guy is what im getting at. one of the best, they say.
For those wondering: no, after over 10 days
@BurgerKing
has still not contacted me with a resolution on how they are going to make up for this inedible meal they served me on September 5. I e-mailed them back a third time tonight bc the franchisee still hasn't reached out! Wow.
after a year+ of living in japan i can make my official pros and cons list for foreigners looking to live here
pros:
old men buy me drinks at the bar
cons:
people lookin at me funny
no one can understand me
no second amendment
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@sears
sales associate farted on me while i was shopping for a step ladder. i asked him to apologize, but he kept saying everyone makes “ass mistakes” and that i should just get over it.
hello gamers, i'm here to announce my new game, SUPER PSYCHO BASEBALL. it is a home run derby roguelike that i've been quietly working on. it's coming out dec. 19. if you're interested, please wishlist this thing! trailer incoming this week.
Fuck it, 12 hour stream tomorrow. We’re gonna play through as much of the PS1 catalogue that we can. Maybe the gamesmaster will even stop by.
See you at 12pm PST.
hello. at long last im releasing "winsworld" .. a collection of theme park songs i've made on stream over the past year or two. u can buy on bandcamp or stream on soundcloud.
tomorrow, my game SUPER PSYCHO BASEBALL will be released on steam at 6pm PST. it's a little arcade-y home run derby roguelike. you click a ball. it is five dollars. it is frustrating and difficult (by design). i hope you enjoy it, dear.
this is bullshit.. i started streaming because i dreamed of winning The Game Awards' Content Creator award. i thought i did enough to lock it down this year..
there's always next year, i guess..
tried to ask a waiter what he recommends from the dinner menu in Japanese, but accidentally ended up asking, “do u love?”
sir it was not my intention to get so personal
UPDATE: internet is back but currently out of town on vacation, will be back to stream as usual as in a week and a half. dont watch any other streamers until then or ill ban you.
ive imported five giant bags of hot cheetos to japan since i moved here. 30 bucks each. did you know with an amazon prime membership you get a free subscription to any twitch streamer?