Been drinking water nonstop today because I feel like I need to prove to my doctor I'm a real adult who's mostly good at taking care of her mobile meatsuit.

don't worry guys I got us covered

Bad Bunny caught a very rare Pokémon during Super Bowl Halftime 🏈✨

https://t.co/QWnxNKXZ8j

woke up at 4 in the morning because of period cramps but medical science is interested in curing male pattern baldness

Valentine’s Day date idea: leave a trail of mozzarella cheese sticks to the bedroom that leads to a four hour nap.

That’s what my boy Sora has been saying since day 1 but y’all didn’t wanna hear it

오프더비트 컨포중에 이런 창균이 있지않나

the concept of intersectionality is beating this niggas ass, but i’ve played these games before.

As a former retail worker, we genuinely do not give a fuck

"you let your cat sleep in your bed?" i would let him finance a small business loan.

You share a bloodline with a fearless and bold queen and you come on here to speak ill of her.

yall ever read both sides of an argument on here and think “damn, both of yall are wrong”

@LIZAISINSANE When you're in pain, Chiitan is there for you. When you're happy, Chiitan is there for you. love you

Sometimes I think I don't have ADHD and then I catch myself looking at a map of Malta when I'm supposed to be sending emails

I have an intern now so ... WE'RE BACK WITH VDAY CARDS 🧵

My dad has this thing where he buys WeatherTech car floor mats and cuts them to size under every sink in his house (and mine too of course) so it will catch any leak from damaging the cabinet / floor etc. My plumber saw it for the first time recently and was impressed.

I read just in case you didnt. her bf did this. He did this at school while she was working not only k/lling her but forcing a lock down at the school and traumatizing multiple children and teachers.

Wisdom truly had that shit on at the YSL event in NYC

POV: im tryna discreetly see who’s pc u have on ur bag

los humanos vieron esto y dijeron vamos a inventar linkedin