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@champignons
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Artist printmaker with plans for global domination. Purveyor screenprinted goods. Instagram @champignons
Oxford, UK
Joined August 2008
Mine is the same as my actual life therapist as I have never saved a celebrity photo, is that normal? Is that what normal people do?
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Braverman Braverman Does whatever a Braver can Thirteen months Gets sacked twice Must be a Lifestyle choice Look out Here comes the Braverman
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The kiddies about to go trick or treating dressed as Donald trump (scary)
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You weren't actually thinking about going anywhere near a river in the Thames valley today anyway were you?
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Waterstones setting up the battle of the very pensive men here. Good vs evil. Right vs wrong. Alan vs Elon. #TeamPartridge
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I hate twitter but I am champignons on most social media (debchampion on TikTok I think) and you can subscribe to this for emails direct in your inbox or just read it online, it’s free https://t.co/y5YlB8HH2o
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For all the usual reasons I like to point people towards independent bookshops for physical copies of my books, but IF you're an ebook person you might be interested to learn that Taking Flight is £1.99 on Kindle at the moment.
amazon.co.uk
Steve Brusatte, author of A bird flits overhead. It's an everyday occurrence, repeated hundreds, thousands, millions of times daily by creatures across the world. It's something so normal, so...
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I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes… At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh.. It was comfy, it was quiet In hindsight, too good to last…
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Once there was a rat in my living room knocking stuff over & my thoughts were it might be a burglar, or it could be a poltergeist, either way I’m not going down there to see so I went back to sleep, probably do the same for alien invasion, best approach is not to be conscious
You wake up at 2 a.m. look up and see this. What’s your first words?
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Oh super the eye of Sauron
NEWS🚨: Astronomers discover the largest black hole ever and it can fit 30 billion suns. We found it with gravity and bent light
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NEWS🚨: Astronomers discover the largest black hole ever and it can fit 30 billion suns. We found it with gravity and bent light
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I’m on bluesky now (@champignons), I’m hoping that the three people that talk to me on Twitter are also on blue sky so I can have the same amazing level of engagement
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He can clearly just squeeze through the bars, the answer is simply he’s a fucking idiot.
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Our government is absolute nutrient pollution
And tomorrow the Government is going to try and pass a law in the House of Lords that will force local authorities to pretend 'nutrient' pollution (poo) doesn't exist We really have reached a new low... https://t.co/KCYSw51uYY
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Write a thing. Join me on substack before the x bird goes up in flames! https://t.co/8XX1CbBSdp
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Never have I been so disappointed
Another instance where grammar is everything. And if anyone wants me, I'll be over here, writing a book about an escaped, rampaging killer crab for no reason.
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Tonight on @BBCSouthToday @BBCSouthNews hundreds of thousands of litres of untreated wastewater and sewerage pouring in to the Beaulieu River (again) . It’s the @NewForestNPA and one of the most environmentally protected rivers in the UK and it’s full of . . .
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