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“Society grows great, when old men plant trees the shade of which they know they will never sit in”
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Low score Big12 = bad teams
High score Big12 = no defense
Low score SEC = great defense
High score SEC = great offense
Got it.
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Mack Brown fired Manny Diaz after BYU rushed for 550yds at Texas....Mack has 549 rush yards against Manny tonight.
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Arch - I’m gonna RS
Arch family - he is gonna RS
Sark - he is going to RS
Media - well looks like Arch didn’t win the job during the spring game, watch for a transfer.
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@WajahatAli
Wearing masks inside a restaurant and taking them off when seated has to be the stupidest theater performance of this whole thing
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Look I’m not a conspiracy guy, but the paperwork from an arrest 10months ago gets pushed public the week Texas heads to play Tech…and that county DA is a Tech alum? 🤔
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This is shocking considering I felt like he didn’t get any touches most games
Atlanta Falcons ROOKIE RB Bijan Robinson needs 52 yards for 1000 yards rushing for the season.
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Got to hand it to Texas Tech fans. Never seen a team lose by 50 and talk so much shit right after 🫡
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Texas fans…I see a lot of over confidence going around…we haven’t done shit to earn that. Records and coach speak don’t mean squat for this weekend. Texas needs to bring their A game on all phases.
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Bo Davis has been a part of 3 championship teams. Spent years with one of the best coaches of all time. You ain’t gonna make him out as a punk. The dude knows what he is saying/doing
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Playoff committee trying to justify Ohio State making the playoffs
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Pay the family
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Texas should sub Michigan for Portland State next year. Just for the eye ball test.
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The hardest part by far about being a Texas fan is Texas fans.
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The “we’re back curse” has been lifted from Texas. Thank you Brady Cook
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Sitting next to Cooper and Arch Manning….trying my best not to be a jackass
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Benson won the Doak Walker
Ran for 1834yds and 19tds
Texas won the Rose Bowl and then won the NC/ Rose next year
Why are we supposed to be mad?
Adrian Peterson says Mack Brown's open loyalty to Cedric Benson as starting RB in 2004 deterred him from Texas: "If you are going to be mad at anybody, be mad at Coach Mack Brown."
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Dillon Gabriel had 6yrs of college to prepare for today. Not really fair.
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You know what?!?!? That’s me. I don’t give a shit. I’m so happy and proud of my Horns for fighting through and finishing the year strong for the seniors. I am/was intoxicated and I am not ashamed. I bleed burnt orange. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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I hate people from the northeast. It’s not the cold we are complaining about, it’s the no electricity, the no water or heat. The closed roads, the infrastructure not built for this. I love the snow and playing in the cold, but let’s see you with no water or power for a day in 7*
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I just threw up
People forget how close Texas was to derailing LSU’s perfect 2019 season early on 🫣
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Y’all remember that guy making fun of me for drinking mimosas the day before the game? I’m gonna drink so many damn mimosas tomorrow.
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I mean based everything I have been told, this is targeting 😂
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I need Sark to scheme at least 3TDs for
@J_Whitt3
this week. Dude blocking his ass off and need them
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ULL returned 90% of their starters. We heard how underrated they were. Heard how Texas was the
#1
upset watch. Keep that same energy. 🤘🏼
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Texas and A&M flipping records is pretty damn funny more I think about it
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If you blame Ewers, just tell me you didn’t watch the game. Stupid as shit take.
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Since apparently it’s about * bowl games, Texas was without 5 defensive starters, 3 OL and starting WR. Also lost our QB at halftime. This doesn’t mean anything but just saw the trend. Happy early Friday
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Player A: 39 Tot, 10TfL, 7.5 sac, 2 FF
Player B: 109 Tot, 10TfL, 2 sac, 4 int, 2 Fr, 3 FF
Which one is the conference defensive player of the year? No fumble recovery or int for player A. Player B more than 3x turnovers forced. 2.5x tackles.
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Tom Herman is furious
Saban said Alabama players get hydration tests throughout the week. They had 12 guys in the yellow for today’s practice, meaning they weren’t hydrated.
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I have seen more Sooners, Buckeyes and aggies comment on Texas QB commit than I have seen Texas fans...strange.
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And still scored 70 on Tech with nearly a full quarter to spare.
Texas parlayed $25.4 million in buyout money for Charlie Strong and Tom Herman into a 5-7 season with Steve Sarkisian.
#LessWithMore
#LonghornFactWednesday
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Fully healthy Texas squad still beats Bama again. Talk to the wall.
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Sarks comments about one foot out the door make a lot of sense now.
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You were paid $7,500,000 by Auburn to not work, shut all the way the hell up about people trying to find jobs. You of all people lecturing about a flawed system or people struggling to find jobs is beyond stupid.
Every scholarship offensive lineman at UT will get $50,000/yr with new NIL deal. Not to mention the 200,000 education. Americans struggle finding $50,000 jobs to feed their children. Next it’s 100,000/player with no end in sight. Flawed system!!!! Most $$ wins!
#WordsofChizdom
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Don’t be a sorry asshole and @ players anything but positive vibes. Mental health is a huge thing for athletes and I know them guys are hurting. No one hates losing more than the ones sacrificing their bodies to entertain us, so chill out.
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Y’all I’m riding with Sark! Relax. Frustrating stalls in second half but that’s a ranked road win 🤘🏼 time to put TCU in the dirt! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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All I know is the Lone Star showdown better not be some neutral site BS
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I will not apologize or have a care in the world that my AD prioritizes our students and fans experience more so than opposing teams bands. Sorry not sorry. 🤘🏼
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I just saw a Miami fan telling Aggies they aren’t gonna be ready for the environment and y’all doing a Groupon special to even get fans? Lolz
Miami offering BOGO ticket special. Fans who purchase ticket for Saturday's Texas A&M game ($125 upper deck, $205 lower end zone or $310 club corner) receive free ticket for Georgia Tech game Oct. 7
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If a player picks a different school, just move on. It’s not that serious
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Sweat got robbed.
BREAKING: The Heisman trophy finalists have been announced🚨
🦆 Bo Nix
🐯 Jayden Daniels
🟣 Michael Penix Jr.
🌰 Marvin Harrison Jr.
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One other quick note, Sark and Co. getting lines open at Duncanville, North Shore and now Allen is very very good for the future of Texas football
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Michigan and Washington fans can talk, I’m not listening to anyone that was at home with nothing going on 😂
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“Well yes Oregon scheduled sucked and they lost to the only team worth anything twice, but they looked good elsewhere and that completion %”
- CFP committee
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Our whole government on both sides is run by children
JUST IN - Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene reportedly plans to bring a white balloon to Biden’s SOTU
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Look I know I’m a Texas guy, but OU gets away with so much shit. It’s unreal. Late hits, holds, false starts, everything.
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Texas fans: new coaches need time to get their guys and develop their culture
Also Texas fans: fire everyone!
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And OU doesn’t go cause they can’t afford the cover 🤷
Texas & Texas A&M fans are the type to go to a strip club....throw money...& SWEARRR the stripper like em 🤣🤣☠☠
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UGA too scared to come out of his cage ever since Bevo told him to piss off
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PSA🚨🚨🚨 You can be the biggest fan and cheer your ass off regardless of where your degree is from!!! Stop gate keeping CFB!!! Passion and community is what makes I the best sport in the world!
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If you don’t need a clean pocket, boy I got a school for you 🤘🏼
Arch Manning making it look too easy in his first game. On3's No. 1 2023 prospect showing off his quick release and pocket awareness
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My honest opinion on recruiting? I don’t care what rating a guy has if we land him, I want guys that want to be a Longhorn. Will cheer for a no star the same as a 5 star. When I say welcome to the family, I mean that shit 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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If Texas loses I will donate $1k to a charity that Sooner and Aggies recommend
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Listen Saban, we can loan you Sark for the last couple games in exchange for the Brockermeyer brothers.
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Can’t believe Jimbo is in the running for the Jacksonville Jaguars job. Good for him.
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That bitch when asked about strength of schedule replied about completion percentage?? 😭😭😭
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This gas station heard our area is in a boil water notice and is charging people $78 for a case of water that normal goes for under $10….I wish them nothing but misfortune.
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Seeing people say how USC and UCLA fans will be miserable in the winter during away games….these people don’t even go to home games 😂 they ain’t traveling to the winter snow games 😂
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I think being a Texas fan is harder in the off-season than a rough season. Every damn day some other bullshit click bait.
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Seeing certain ou commits that trashed Texas for only talking about NIL and money now asking for DMs about NIL
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I want nothing but the best for
@SmvOperator
🤘🏼
Sources: Former Texas quarterback Maalik Murphy has verbally committed to Duke. A formal announcement is expected soon. He’ll be immediately eligible with three years remaining, giving first-year coach Manny Diaz a key building block to start his tenure.
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I have seen Aggies say they have NIL deals that are more lucrative than what Texas offered and Texas is just playing catch up, yet THESE SAME PEOPLE are saying what Texas is doing will destroy the sport…
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Texas needs to get serious with NIL and by that I mean student athletes should get free parking on campus!
@_delconte
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I’m all aboard the Sweat Heisman train 🤘🏼
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Sooner friends, we gladly stuck it to Lincoln for you on this one
Texas has hired USC running backs coach Tashard Choice to the same position,
@MikeRoach247
of
@Horns247
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In all seriousness, aggies complaining about Mond must not watch football. Y’all wouldn’t of come close to winning that without him. Dude can ball and has had a good year. OL and lack of running game is hanging him out to dry.
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This why your ass getting beat
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Nights like this remind me that Americans can always come together over a joint cause, and that cause is we hate Ohio state.
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I had someone ask me if I wasn’t going to the game this week since we lost last week…wtf??? The 6 or so home games I get a year are by far the best Saturday’s I have every year. Could be 0-6 or 6-0 and I’m still gonna be there. Also I’m going to any bowl game. 🤘🏼
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IM SO HAPPY FOR
@J_Whitt3
🤘🏼🤘🏼 has been my favorite player for years and to have him healthy is such a blessing. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
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Guess everyone forgot about the Clark Field Collective Texas announced that is projected to be about $100k a player, and spread across all sports…but ya just talk about the Pancake Factory 😂
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