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Joined October 2024
With over $2 billion in taxpayer nuclear subsidies last year, we could have helped these people. Laughing all the way to Napa! @CEGCleanEnergy @chiproytx @WaysandMeansGOP
"We're living in a nightmare": After the arrival of a massive Bitcoin mining facility, residents of Granbury, Texas are experiencing intense migraines, vertigo and heart conditions. One mom says her 8-year-old has lost hearing and has fluid leaking from her ears.
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Maybe we should teach them about our real meat & potatoes: lobbying for taxpayer money!
If you can see it you can be it! We recently welcomed about 30 local elementary school students to our Baltimore HQ for a firsthand look at a corporate office setting and a crash course in energy, including activities that simulated battery storage and portfolio management.
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The truth is it was a compromise that protected our zero carbon tax credits!
President Trump promised… → No tax on tips → No tax on overtime pay → No tax on loan interest for American-made cars → Tax relief for seniors The House’s One, Big, Beautiful Bill delivers on these promises.
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Five years ago, our employees chalked support for BLM outside our headquarters. Our employee resource groups still support them.
So let's get this straight… While The Trump Administration is busy building walls, deporting families, and labeling Black and Brown immigrants as “illegal aliens,” he’s rolling out the red carpet for white South African refugees? This isn’t immigration policy, it’s white
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Now that Congress will continue to backstop our profits, we're back to trashing our fossil fuel competitors. Imagine what we'll do in statehouses to our coal and natural gas competitors now!
They may look similar, but there's a 𝙝𝙪𝙜𝙚 difference: one is a pollutant, one is harmless and emissions-free.
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We love it when taxpayers fund the elimination of our competition and raise their electric bills!
Nothing says "inflation reduction" like a new IRS rule that gives coal plants a 100% tax credit for 10 years if they DESTROY their plants. Remember that the next time you pay your energy bill.
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Existing nuclear reactors are "backstopped" by taxpayers, ensuring profits even in down markets. No other industry can claim that. If it sounds like socialism, it is!
New builds get the most headlines, but the existing nuclear fleet does the heavy lifting. The best way to reach our energy goals is to protect what's already reliably producing. https://t.co/iiHg8CXtZy
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Love those nuclear production tax credits! https://t.co/XWnLWHo6fo
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Though it's devastating to miss the $2.2 billion Three Mile Island tax credit (45U), it's reassuring that taxpayers backstop our revenues, which were $2 billion last year.
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Nothing like pressing the flesh to preserve nuclear subsidies. BTW, few if any of these employees fly in our taxpayer funded French luxury jets.
40+ Constellation employee advocates met with U.S. representatives on Capitol Hill last week to discuss the myriad benefits of the tax credits supporting America’s nuclear fleet and why preserving them is so vital to the communities we serve across the nation.
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Front organizations like these help us sound "conservative" even after the nuclear industry focused on climate change, DEI, and BLM. Amazing how principles go out the door with the offer of just a little money...
Investments in nuclear energy, both for existing plants and next-gen technologies, are key to securing America’s energy future. Here’s why 🧵⬇️
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LOL. Actually, this is our executives lobbying for nuclear subsidies and to shut down our coal and oil competitors. They're tenacious!
Nuclear power refusing to give up when the weather gets bad and other energy sources fail...
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We spent over $4 million last year lobbying Texas and @GregAbbott_TX to ignore Granbury citizens and develop a new nuclear subsidy program. Money well spent!
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Flights are better when taxpayers fund them, like ours on French luxury jets. Long live nuclear subsidies!
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer spent $204,444 on March trip to UK, and Ireland
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Whoever said crime doesn't pay never saw Illinois' nuclear subsidies. Madigan would likely agree. https://t.co/wFm4NZv1gG
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He deserved it for opposing our nuclear subsidies. Send us her resume, and we'll make her a lobbyist in Illinois or New York.
🚨 JUST IN: An unhinged leftist was caught on camera SPITTING ON DC US Attorney Ed Martin She just assaulted a U.S. official. I hope she’s ready for $50,000 in legal fees and prison time 🤣
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We could help Granbury residents relocate using some of our $2 billion in taxpayer subsidies from last year, but that would reduce our profits. We joke that their taxes funded our new French luxury jet. https://t.co/R60pydRexz
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We'd like to thank the taxpayers for another trip to Napa Valley! Keep those nuclear subsidies coming!
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And like all good ideas, it requires billions in taxpayer subsidies.
This isn’t an energy transition. It’s an energy revival — and nuclear is a key part of that! https://t.co/HI6ptLUpKh
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