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That wasn’t a party at Celtic Park tonight. It was a business meeting. 🍀
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🏆 SCOTTISH CUP SEMI-FINAL 🏆
📆 Sunday 17 April - 3pm
⚽️ Celtic FC v Old Firm FC
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Tried to get on to the Castore shop but I couldn't get past the reCAPTCHA verification. 😫
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Rangers Assistant, Craig McPherson, denies head-butting Celtic Coach Fran Alonso at the post-match Press Conference.
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BREAKING: Mystery Irish billionaire set to back development plans for Dens park with massive cash input.
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A spellbinding homage to Her Majesty The
#Queen
! 👑
Six projected portraits of Queen Elizabeth II onto the soup kitchen at the Heilanman's Umbrella in Glasgow in celebration of the
#PlatinumJubilee
.
#fuckthejubileefeedthepoor
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Could we all spare a thought for that BBC Scotland commentary team? 😰
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Apparently Mrs Morelos’ private eye has pitched a docu-series to Netflix.
‘The Colombian Car Tells’
🕵️♀️ 🇨🇴
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BREAKING: Rangers FC B Team Coach, Brian Gilmour, at the post-match Press Conference. "I was so shell-shocked I forgot to head-butt Stephen McManus." Rangers will be holding their own internal enquiry.
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I'm sick of this phoney equivalence crap we get fed in Scotland. I've never met a single person who hates Protestants. I've met plenty who hate Catholics. Organisations like 'Nil By Mouth' contribute to this equivalence falsehood. I wish they had the guts/wisdom to tell the truth
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Is it. Aye?
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••••CASTORE RESULTS SERVICE•••••
Ha f T me: R gers 0 - K mar ck 0
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This is possibly one of the most powerful photographs I have ever seen. Taken by Chilean photographer,
@javier_vergarap
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The news blackout on the partying Ibrox players is quite astonishing. Who would have foreseen the return of news editors and journalists 'self-censoring' to help the cause to quite this degree?
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We need a fucking revolution in this country. There, I’ve said it.
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“Jimmy Bell represents the beating heart and soul of our club.”
So there we have it.
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No political party in Scotland is in a position to criticise any other over the issue of Orange Order Parades. Not one has challenged this open display of fascism on our streets in the last 100 years. Individuals, yes, but political parties? Not a peep.
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1/2 Having read that letter written for Douglas Park, it's now clear that
@NicolaSturgeon
is not dealing with a football chairman, but with people in the driving seat employing a political strategy MO which we've witnessed from the Unionists for decades in the north of Ireland.
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INTERESTING FACTS No.2012: There are now children going to primary school who weren't born when Rangers Football Club existed.
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Before we know the final outcome, it needs to go on record what’s disgrace Madden has been.
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Fills me with pride that you choose my colourised image of your Grandfather when you talk about him. 💚🍀
My grandfather Gil Heron was the first black football player to play for Celtic in Scotland in 1951 - thinking of the abuse black footballers still suffer today, I can’t even comprehend what he must have gone through. Bless up to the people who paved the way
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1/2 I've known for almost a month that the Ibrox club are the only one in the Premier League who send their Covid tests for analysis to Belfast. They are the only club not to report any first team players affected by Covid in the league. Where is the speculation and investigation
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Salmond had Stuart Campbell on as part of his Alba Party launch?
That’s all anyone needs to know about this new party.
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Rangers Assistant, Craig McPherson, denies head-butting Celtic Coach Fran Alonso at the post-match Press Conference - honest!
Signed cartuja
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Now that England are out, the Sevco fans can get back to wearing their new club kits. No, wait...
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I don’t know if that ‘Morelos rejects £30M move’ story is an insult to the intelligence of the Ibrox fans or if it has the measure of it.
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Can we get the fuck out of this 'Union of Equals' post haste?
Don't care about your misguided loyalty to the Labour Party or your mistrust the SNP (like me). I will change my lifelong position of not voting SNP if it gets independence from these vipers in Westminster.
Said it.
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Where I'm at just now:
SNP - Good(ish) guys
Tories - Wanks
Labour - Wanks
Greens - Good guys
Lib Dems - Wanks
Alba - Wanks
Reform UK Scotland - Wanks
All For Unity - Wanks
Scottish Family Party - Wanks
Scottish Libertarian Party - Wanks
Freedom Alliance - Wanks
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Everyone should get off their arses and support McChuills at this difficult time. If we lose McChuills, we lose a little of our soul.
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Yesterday, I was able to get an emergency appointment in a Glasgow hospital. I wasn't rushed. Given all the time I needed and advised by a thoroughly knowledgable professional. If these Tory bastards ever succeed in dismantling the NHS, then evil will have won.
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Photographer, Tommy Ga-Ken Wan's account of his experience on George Square on Saturday.
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Tom English is looking/sounding increasing like Jim Traynor in his last days at the BBC before taking up his post with The Rangers.
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When that keen golfer neighbour of 10 years standing becomes a Sevco full-kit wanker out washing his car.
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See the 20th anniversary tribute to Rangers' winning nine-in-a-row that never made the cut...
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Stephen Flynn is making my avowed dislike of the SNP difficult. He really is a very good politician. He has more conviction and integrity in his little finger than the whole of the Parliamentary Labour Party.
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I'm no supporter of the SNP but the BBC has absolutely ambushed Nicola Sturgeon tonight. Nick Robinson should not hold down a job at the BBC
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The facts laid bare on Panorama tonight. This Government is killing its own people whilst wringing it's hand over those who are only barely alive, living on meagre benefits.
Time to stop looking at the history books for tales of evil dictators and monsters. They are with us now.
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That’s incredible stats….
Pens have given them 13 pts this season.
These are games where the pen got them a win or draw.
St Johnstone 1-2
St Mirren 1-2
Dons 2-2
Hibs 0-1
Dun Utd 1-0
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