Carter Glascock
@carter_glascock
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I keep it 100 on here
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2016
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a patriot.
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TODAY! Comedy great @MariaBamfoo and phenominal artist Scott Marvel Cassidy join us for a hilarious ep that you don't wanna miss! We chug a Fanta from Thailand and chat about comedy, cruises, and songs that never get old. JAM OF THE WEEK by @VanHalen. Listen now! Lynx-N-Reply!
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It seems like he mercifully ran out at “O” but then the baby next to me picked it right back up at “P”.
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Unbelievable. The pilot is burping the alphabet into the loudspeaker.
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City folk see a big truck and go waah waah nobody needs that. They will never experience the joy of hitting a deer so hard it explodes into a red mist
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If you love someone, then let them go……….hogwild on that tushy
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Hosting a real hot one w/@CarlyJGarber at Rosenthal Wine Bar & Patio on Sunday, 6/26! Come out and I'll teach you how to surf!
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It's been a honor to get to impersonate one of the greatest actors of all time. RIP Ray Liotta
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Me on my deathbed making my last student loan payment: “at least I learned a lesson”
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I feel the same way about weed that I feel about Nicolas Cage: it terrifies me but I have a lot of respect for it
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TODAY! Big fun on the pod w/@SethPomeroy & @_WrestleTrash. We talk about radioactive energy drinks from the 1920s & a bad Yelp review left for Alabama's most notorious strip club: Wesley's Boobie Trap! @JimmyBuffett's "Margaritaville" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Linx-N-Reply!
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Explained what a multiverse is to my grandpa on his birthday and he just wrote me out of the will.
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Incredible, some might say perfect, day to be promoting a live comedy show! Come out Thursday to @RosenthalWines! Free show @ 8! @IanEdwardsComic
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I believe I would have more friends if I didn’t call smoking weed “shampooing Eddie Vedder”
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Excited to announce that I'm an absolute SEA WITCH and I'm hosting a new, FREE show in Malibu with @carter_glascock. This line up is incredible. See you Thurs. 3/31 at @RosenthalWines!
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An absolute gift on International Women’s Day. Just overheard an elderly man at a deli say “those sturdy Jewish women, those are the ones that turn me on” ✨
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TODAY ON THE PODCAST! @RiversLangley & @Carter_Glascock travel to Eagle Rock, CA to chat it up with the HILARIOUS @AnnaVisFun! We cover fake DEA agents, ass grenades, and a Butt Rock Wedding Festival. @Brandazzle joins us for our JAM OF THE WEEK by @JanesAddiction! Linx-N-Reply!
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