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Luke Warmwater

@carpedave

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Husband, Father of 5, Grandfather of 4. Conservative, Constantly in trouble. Retired

Joined October 2008
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Luke Warmwater
11 days
Man, Bear, or Grok?
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You thought the fun was over? 🏈 This weekend, video takes center stage on the timeline. We’re awarding $1M, $500K, and $250K to the top three videos about @grok, created with Imagine 1.0.
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Luke Warmwater
20 days
Trump and MAGA are the new liberals and progressives and represent the blue collar workers. Democrats have become the conservatives that want to preserve the old order and are the authoritarian establishment elites. The roles have flipped. Your post is a good illustration of
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Here's a list of everyone who needs to go to restore the soul of America. 1. Kristi Noem 2. Pam Bondi 3. Todd Blanche 4. Pete Hegseth 5. Stephen Miller 6. Tom Homan 7. Tulsi Gabbard 8. Trump 9. JD Vance 10. Every Republican member of Congress To start.
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Luke Warmwater
2 months
Predictions for this year: • First self-driving car to go coast to coast without anyone touching the steering wheel. • No one will be arrested from the Epstein files. • There will be some form of tariff rebate for most Americans. • Healthcare will get more complicated
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AuthentiKate ☂️🪔🍒
4 months
this needs to be repeated since some people don’t get it.
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@robbystarbuck
Robby Starbuck
4 months
🚨 HUGE NEWS: I’m suing @Google today. What you’re about to see is insane. Since 2023, @GoogleAI (Bard, Gemini & Gemma), has been defaming me with fake criminal allegations including sexual assault, child rape, abuse, fraud, stalking, drug charges, and even saying I was in
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@DerrickEvans4WV
Derrick Evans
4 months
This man has a great point. Conservatives think guns are for hunting, protecting our families, & defending ourselves from tyranny cause that’s what we use them for. Liberals think guns are used to murder people… because that’s what they use them for.
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Luke Warmwater
5 months
There is a very odd but widespread Christian belief that there is more than one Jesus.
@BroSpencer
Spencer Smith 🇺🇸🇰🇪🇩🇴
5 months
Wrong Jesus.
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Luke Warmwater
5 months
My wife coming home from Costco.
@Matt_Pinner
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫
5 months
Where do you think they are moving? 🤣
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Luke Warmwater
5 months
Never has a $300 suit brought so much joy to so many people.
@4thOfJuly365
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
5 months
By far one of the best videos on social media right now. Just wow.
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Luke Warmwater
5 months
This had not been a good week for good people and their necks.
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Luke Warmwater
6 months
I don’t know if Americans are prepared to eat wholesome food. You take out the addictive stuff and food becomes a chore instead of a desire.
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@SirajAHashmi
Siraj Hashmi
8 months
Every airplane on Earth: Emirates Flight 129: LEEEEEEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNSSSS
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Luke Warmwater
11 months
When your weight is life-threatening, is it best to cut down on the donuts, or to make drastic changes to your diet. Scalpel or chainsaw?
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Luke Warmwater
1 year
Impeachment is window dressing. Dissolve the offending lower courts. Root and branch.
@MCulhaven51091
Morgan Culhaven
1 year
@RepOgles Stop with the impeachment gaslighting. Do something that will really work. https://t.co/BmWJtH9LSD
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@RenzTom
Tom Renz
1 year
🧵🧵DOGE - A Lawyer’s Perspective on the @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Policy Centerpiece I inherently do not trust the media so I decided to look into DOGE myself and see what is under the hood. Initially I was quite concerned about the legality of a “new agency” created by
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@TexasLindsay
TexasLindsay™
1 year
Wow, so USAID—doesn’t even stand for U.S. “AID” it stands for “United States Agency for International Development” and their budget is BIGGER than the State Dept. and the actual CIA COMBINED. 🤯 @MikeBenzCyber is a walking, talking encyclopedia of the Deep State
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@LilaGraceRose
Lila Rose
1 year
A D&C abortion. This is so-called "choice." Beyond heart shattering.
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Luke Warmwater
1 year
This is shameful, harmful, and devilish.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
It’s crazy
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Luke Warmwater
1 year
The Democrats have lost the Presidency for the next 20 years.
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