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Captain Janks

@captainjanks

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Prank phone caller, OG wack packer on The Howard Stern Show since 1989. Book me on Cameo: https://t.co/nM3VRuY1zs

Philadelphia, PA
Joined February 2010
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@captainjanks
Captain Janks
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I didn't tag you in this. But hey, enjoy.
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Peter M K
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@HarambeSkawk_ @captainjanks i do not understand the relevance of this, so please do not send me that.
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@sternshow
Stern Show
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Before she hit the Oscars red carpet with Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson told Howard why she wanted to share the moment with her mom.
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@captainjanks
Captain Janks
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No, you are part of the problem. You've been duped. trump is a con man, a liar and a criminal. And he still got your vote. Shame on you.
@TonyTcunningham
TonyTMaga
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@captainjanks Whatever douche bag. You a re the problem with this country
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Captain Janks
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No. There are 2 members impersonating someone else. It's just like someone else impersonating Angus Young and wearing the schoolboy uniform in @acdc. IT'S JUST WRONG!
@kiss
KISS
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#KISSTORY: March 2019 - KISS rocked the cover of Guitar World Magazine. Is this one in your collection, #KISSARMY?
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Captain Janks
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Anyone that thinks that Donald Trump will leave the White House in 2028 is kooky.
@BernieSanders
Bernie Sanders
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One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control: TikTok CBS CNN HBO Discovery Channel BET Cartoon Network Comedy Central DC Studios Fandango Miramax MTV Nickelodeon Paramount PlutoTV Showtime TBS The CW TNT Warner Bros. And more This is oligarchy.
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@captainjanks
Captain Janks
8 days
That's a pretty racist thing to say, don't you think? He's an American. Not a terrorist.
@isaacrrr7
Isaac
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¿Alguien me puede explicar cómo la ciudad que sufrió el mayor ataque terrorista islámico de la historia votó por un alcalde musulmán?
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@KISSopolis
𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬
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#KISSARMY 🤘
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Captain Janks
10 days
I completely forgot yesterday was daylight savings. FUCK.
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Captain Janks
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It is so cool that @deesnider gave his blessing for @sebastianbach to take the reins on this Twisted Sister tour. What's even cooler is that Dee said "If I am not able to give it my best, I'll step down for the Fans so TS can tour again." Not many rock legends would do that!
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@sternshow
Stern Show
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“The script moved me, and I was like, ‘Eh, fuck it.’” Jake Gyllenhaal tells Howard in 2015 what inspired him to star in “Brokeback Mountain.” Check out more stories from #Oscar nominated guests on Stern Show Red Carpet all week on #Howard101!
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@mjfree
Morgan J. Freeman
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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸 THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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@captainjanks
Captain Janks
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And his fish!
@Billy
William Patrick Corgan
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@tommysantos14
Tom Santos
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This is a real post, and it’s really embarrassing for us as a country.
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Captain Janks
10 days
That is too funny.
@LePapillonBlu2
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The magats calling me names!! 🤣
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@Jessica74129294
Jessica Nelson
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I will send naked dances to everyone who RT this😈❤️ follow 😇
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Captain Janks
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I can dig it.
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Captain Janks
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Ew.
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@captainjanks
Captain Janks
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.@KristiNoem America LAUGHS at you 😂 after you thought ur constant lies would work! We LAUGH at U for fucking Corey Lewandowski on a lavish plane. We also know you will stand trial for 2 murders! Leave the country now. trump won't have your crooked back! WE LAUGH AT YOU! HAHA!
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Captain Janks
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I love @jimmykimmel and I love Matt Damen. I know it's just a goof but I would love to see Matt go on Kimmel with a serious interview. That's just me.
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@TheMonkees
The Monkees
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Happy birthday to the one, the only - Micky Dolenz! Wishing him a groovy day as he's on the road touring and nothing but the best for his 81st trip around the sun! 🎉 📸: Micky's archives via Beatland Books
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