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captain of the cum ship, sinple really π₯
Joined June 2022
must be fucking wild for xqc to be the smartest person in the room for the first time in his life.
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@Dexerto who would have thought pissing off and alienating your core audience and fans of the games wasnt a good tactic? many such cases!
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@bossman321987 @DelusionPosting itβs actually so funny how aggressively heβs trying to show off his jawline in the video, refusing to just look at the camera so heβs just awkwardly looking to the side.
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@ShitpostGate >stop moving.>get a friend to put something between you and the hand.>the hand now has to go around the obstacle.>repeat as required.
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@ShitpostGate is this the one where the germans surrendered because they told them they had reinforcements?.
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@rickychecko @SYACVG its not that they needed to load in, they didn't load at all because you aren't intended to do it.
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@grok @Supaduper1 @ShitpostRock you stupid bastard grok, the mod skyblivion is the one that was started in 2012. think for once.
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@ExtremeBlitz__ i swear instagram reels are made entirely for "the kinda shit my friend sends me at 2am" jokes.
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@curatorgamingx calling people snowflakes because they're making fun of you for making a stupid statement is really pathetic. grow up.
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@kekzensky "get him he's saying racial slurs" . as if korean police are gonna give a fuck about that LOL.
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@DarkOddCon dude thats insane, i always thought he was one of those perpetually fat guys, he used to be so handsome
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@keffals your first defence is to call transphobia, classic keffals move. theres nothing transphobic about it, it's just an ugly picture. the same guy that drew it has made similar drawings about other people in the space. please grow a hymen.
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@ShitpostRock just add it, the fact you can just drag mp4 files to the game is one of my favourite features
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@x_deeps @ShitpostRock cyberpunk has 5 endings with a fair amount of variance depending on your choices throughout the story.
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"i think its dumb that a gaming org signed you despite you lacking knowledge about gaming and the history of the org". "oh yeah well you nearly died of a drug overdose"
Grace Van Dien has responded to FaZe Rain. She agrees that she doesn't know what a trickshot is, and brings up his history of almost ODing
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>play the best team in the world for playoffs spot.>beat them on their undefeated map, ending their 16 win streak.>refuse to win next map.>lose series
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a 40 year old turkish man has dedicated his life to donating to this random egirl
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@ShitpostRock saying fallout 4 has "great" gameplay is exaggerating, its serviceable at best.
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@Lunokhodd @secret_ag3nt people dont play it for the actual gameplay they play it for the story, characters, rpg mechanics etc. its glazed because its a phenomenal RPG with great writing.
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@nicholasdeorio the key difference is that while these people defended it on free speech grounds, kris was an active fan and monetary supporter.
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@crimsonchin91 @TheActMan_YT @MyrvoldMartin until new players start seeing the bad reviews and decide not to buy it :^).
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@Reidboy24 so because pc players have higher skill ceilings controller players need aimbot?.
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@drawgongue yes shes an actress who almost exclusively plays dumb characters because she pulls it off really well, its like borat for redditors.
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@DonHaci bring the old format back the new one rewards luck and punishes actual cs knowledge @CounterStrike.
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@KiwiFarmsDotNet it apparently had nothing to do with him actually cheating, the defamation was about karl saying that mitchell pushed apollo legend to suicide. kinda ridiculous from karl to say that kind of shit LOL, he fucked up bad.
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@ChiseHatoriFan i think it wouldve been better if this is only available if youβve checked a certain number of boxes. for example:.- caesar dead.- had x dialogue about how rome fell.- completed honest hearts and/or had a conversation with joshua graham .- secured the help of boomers and enclave.
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@Rev_says_desu actually kinda restores my faith that outside of his echo chamber fanbase people dont like hasan. and i hate israel more than anybody.
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@anonbirdd @JustinWhang waiting for the critikal video, or maybe the new pyro live video called "the situation in israel is insane".
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@DefiantLs i swear every clip i see of her answering a question is just her waffling on about some random bullshit and never actually answering it.
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@smooyacs shut the fuck up owen βββbutterfieldβββ medieval peasant farmer ass name.
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@Tr00peRR of course the rest of the group saw the opportunity to also steal the driver's phone and get a few hits in. pack of fuckin animals.
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@Ranak19893783 @lordbobbingston @Skrimblobimblo @ShitpostGate that shit sounds like a war crime, badass.
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@HooXiCSGO @cios_snax this same team with you in place of snax would be almost the exact same, the difference is that nexa was doo doo asshole and malbs is world class.
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@GreenTextRepost they dont gamble tho, most of them just apply for a call centre job and are instead made scammers. very few of them care enough to quit, most just accept it and are happy to scam.
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@hasanthehun @assassinscreed nothing says socialism like happily gargling billion dollar companies' balls when it means you can get a quick buck.
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@ShitpostRock i remember in AC odyssey there was this guy like 20 levels higher than me, would 1 shot me in combat but i baited him onto a little raft then lit it on fire, it sunk and he drowned.
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@gabefollower @CounterStrike id rather have an inaccurate shadow than no option to use left hand.
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@Bolverk15 sorcerers having to wait until next level to get new spells vs wizards learning a new spell every 15 minutes
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i dont give a fuck how much twistzz says yekindar does for the team he's so fucking bad please keelhaul him
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@Pirat_Nation chance of no crits is 0.5Γ0.5=0.25 (25%). chance of getting at least one crit is 100% - 25% = 75%. could also look at it in this way:. if you roll twice, only one of four possible combinations of results is two non-crits, meaning the other three have at least one, and 3/4 is 75%.
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@elipiercex @Dexerto its the same thing that has been happening to battlefield, when fans say "this isnt the game we want" and they ignore them, sometimes even actively insulting them. i just dont get why they don't listen. and it's not limited to games either, the witcher show did the same thing.
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@ChiseHatoriFan "if you dont support us we will kill you" aint the kinda propaganda they should be pushing.
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@Pirat_Nation i guess this guy is the reason fitgirl has to remind everyone 39 times to download from the right website.
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@CooperCSGO @TravCS i vividly remember it was terrible in r6 siege and it lasted years. hope they fix it because holding angles was nearly impossible.
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@TransfemKlonoa @Schaffrillas just because someone interprets art in a specific way doesnt mean that the art itself is political.
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@BrianCS_ its actually crazy how players seem to magically become dogshit as soon as they join NIP as an org.
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@C3L3X0 @TsukiWooki wait you're smelling them AFTER he gets home? no shit theyre gonna be stinky theyre sweaty balls retard.
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@OldInternetFeel @FentanylCereal i forgot you used to be able to set it so anyone could add annotations.
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