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"Everyone is 12" and it's a problem, but imagine if everyone was 5? Utopia.
children are instinctive yimbys. they love construction equipment.
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Jan. 2026: The United Middlewest Emirates ends its long standing confederation with its neighbor and officially annexes The Great Lakes Basin Khanate
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Not that it matters but I wanna hear Xi Jinping acknowledge Mamdani and NYC
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aight we gotta quit playing. jokes gone too far now. bruh. Dutch fascism? what was Denmark promised to you 3000 years ago??
Wij zijn Nederland. Groot Nederland, 69 miljoen inwoners, Grootste economie van Europa.
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Beast mode
Martin Peterson's creative response to being banned from teaching Plato (shared with his permission).
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I'm addicted to liking and encouraging fedposts bro please stop posting them I can't help myself
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Say what you want about Ukraine but when their kids got beat on by secret police they immediately overthrew their repressive government
Yeah I can’t imagine why they’d cancel school when this happened to students yesterday, Jimmy. https://t.co/HP0pJa9D4C
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Do they just call observers following ICE "getting stuck in the snow"???
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Call your chuds and tell them this is Israeli shit. They're doing Israelification.
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Oberyn to The Mountain:
Maduro Court transcript: Judge: Are you Nicolas Maduro Moros? Maduro: I am the President of Venezuela. I consider myself a prisoner of war. I was captured at my home in Caracas. Judge: Let me intervene. There will be time for this. Judge: I only want to know—are you Nicolas
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I hate court intrigue bruh just put the economy in the bag
Recent comments made by President Donald J. Trump dismissing Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado as the person to replace Nicolás Maduro, stating that she doesn’t have the “support or respect” needed to become the President of Venezuela, stemmed from her recent
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I wanna see the Trump admin start advocating for extra UN seats, that'd be fun, Puerto Rico seat, Texas seat maybe, definitely a Hawaiian seat, maybe one for every state? And territory?
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“Maduro, whatever his many faults, and I wouldn’t hire him as an economist, he has the most socially conservative country probably in the hemisphere … Venezuela has banned pornography, banned abortion, banned gay marriage, banned sex changes, and banned usury”
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Eric Adams will be the man to bring Assad out of hiding (they're going to the hookah bar)
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Apologies to the guy I swerved into on 63rd, but the Impala in front of me just smoked every traffic sign in the median and maybe you didn't see that
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The "we're incapable of empathy and scared of our neighbors" pride flag
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Galaxy gas is often dismissed as a “drug”—just as prediction markets were once dismissed as “gambling.” Like any new innovation, it doesn't fit neatly into any one category. We’re already seeing giant nitrous oxide cannisters disrupt traditional whipped cream methods, reshape
Prediction markets are often dismissed as “gambling”—just as cars were once dismissed as “horseless carriages.” Like any new innovation, they don’t fit neatly into any one category. We’re already seeing prediction markets disrupt sportsbooks, reshape how news is
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