Choose your skater.

I bet he would look pretty silly on a unicycle

McKinley is against PDD (Public Display of Dapping me up).

No motha, please don’t entrap me in the shadow.

I could easily beat a philodendron in a knife fight I know it.

I’m the type of dude to bite you if you touch my bionicles so step back buddy if you don’t want to get snapped by someone who lost their retainer 6 years ago.

Put the pre-smushed record in my mouth right now.

I love constructing. .

Just caught myself reading carrot like tarot.

RT @MattOlson973: @Owen_Jensen In college, someone jumped into and shattered a huge window looking into a shared kitchen.

RT @fuckmarrywill: it finally happened. my photos app generated the saddest video possible.

RT @bIondiewasabi:

RT @Senn_Spud: If you played football in high school you served in the military as far as I am concerned. I will give you my seat on the tr….

Nothing makes me want to punish a case of Labatt Blues like Korn does.

Nothing makes me want to make a slo-mo montage of me back flipping heavy machinery (dirt bike, snow mobile, forklift, etc) like Korn.

Spot the difference in the photos

Not even noon yet and I’m going to have to put my phone down for the rest of the day

Cowboy Depop.

Love my new incense

RT @emilio__oilime:

I’ll put anything on the internet once.