Abolish the IRS and income tax.

This is how I am at the end of essays trying to make that word minimum

This Adrian Peterson recruiting story from Coach O is some of the wildest stuff I’ve ever heard

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. - Michael Scott

So excited to be apart of the Angels organization and to get my professional baseball career started! Thank you all, for the love and support along the way! @Angels

1. Punish your opponent for coming across the middle. 2. Look down and taunt him. 3. Run that ball back for six.

These are dangerous times.

give me allllllll the Cadbury eggs

Best Girl Scout cookie. I will die on this hill.

Great band, too bad they broke up

What is he doing here, #CFBPlayoff?

Will never understand people who don’t like to be alone

Does anyone else take 20 minute naps that last 6 hours or is it just me

Sunrises are better than sunsets

Rob Manfred bunts.

With their 2nd-round pick (No. 51 overall) of the 2020 #MLBDraft, the #Cubs select @DBU_Baseball LHP Burl Carraway, No. 49 on the Top 200 Draft Prospects list: https://t.co/aJmanNzNbM Watch live: https://t.co/cmm19LX2BQ

Lol there would be another virus going around if they didn’t say they liked their governments response

There’s stupid then there’s riding in your car by yourself with a mask on stupid

Colin cowherd after meeting his daughters boyfriend