Did you know I have 2 blogs now?! https://t.co/mD1syP83xW is still going but I now have https://t.co/BCko4CY9Kx too! #ExcitingTimes #MyBlog

Fire brigade rescuing stranded motorist in Hoveringham, Notts @bbcemt @ITVCentral @westbridgfdwire

Fire brigade rescuing stranded motorist in Hoveringham, Notts @bbcemt @ITVCentral @westbridgfdwire

"why didn't they go to the police" Because they'd have to show their underwear in court, tell how many sexual partners they've had & what sex acts they like. They can have phot/audio evidence ala Greenwood's partner and people still don't believe. That's fucking why! #Dispatches

"Water chief blames wild swimmers and canoeists for highlighting sewage scandal." See, if only you'd all mind your own bloody business, stop swimming, canoeing, fishing and in fact being anywhere near a river none of this would have happened. GOT THAT! https://t.co/w4Nb2mH1El

My 20yr old daughter endured a train journey today of men defiantly singing Delilah; making sheep noises; commenting on her appearance and joking about the disappearance of “fit” Nicola Bulley. It’s no wonder we’re silently raging every bloody day - year in, year out. #misogyny

Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's an email to the PM so it has to sound professional.

Many blue plaques have appeared this weekend by waterways across Newark and Sherwood reading: “Robert Jenrick MP voted against reducing the dumping of raw sewage in our rivers. Demand change now." I've found two already! Love it! #dirtywater

I'm on trial today for standing on top of a Shell oil tanker during @XRebellionUK's April Rebellion last year. Here's a little video talking about it. I'm proud of what I did. It was important and necessary.

The swimming lake was the perfect spot to be at sundown #Nottingham #hoveringham #openwaterswimming

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

Wish Elon had bought Teams

Just heard Bear Grylls on Louis Theroux saying he doesn't call it an 'alarm clock' he calls it an 'opportunity clock' and I think I could use my vagina as sandpaper now

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Morning mum, just letting you know I'm alive because WhatsApp is down and I know you'll get concerned soon #whatsappdown

Its 2023.William is on the throne. The funeral for Elizabeth went on so long Charles died before it ended. The queue to see his body was added to the one to see the queen and starts at Tebay services on the M6. Tmrw marks the 1st anniversary of the center parcs massacre.

I wish Twitter were only things like this.

Oh my…the replies 🤣🤣🤣

Hov Runnaz BH run - 7 people, 5 dogs Just finished a Run on Strava. https://t.co/HhcpuBmTtn

Getting a short one in before more dog rescue duties Just finished a Run on Strava. https://t.co/fM4byxckXQ