She’s the only friend I’d skip school for.

there’s a 26 year old gay man who works in digital at Vapiano

Band Aid: "It's Christmas Time, there's no need to be afraid" UK electorate: "Wrong"

Took my dogs to take their yearly christmas photos. It’s really hard when you have one super photogenic dog and one dog having an existential crisis.

My mum just sent me this, to tell me that someone in our village has knitted Christmas cosies for the bollards.😂

"Social media platforms must do more to tackle cyber-bullying, but hastily hiding away a group of users under the guise of protecting them is not the right approach at all." - Scope's @cerismith on TikTok surpressing disabled users' videos. https://t.co/OBczH1BnWD

New Harry Potter film with original cast to begin shooting in 2020...

Unlikely friends are often the best kind.

Also, Judy Etchingham.

Let’s be clear, Ben is the best thing about this debate 💛

This is why we love sport! 🙌 Braima Suncar Dabo, you are a hero. 🇦🇼♥️🇬🇼

Man in the lift is listening to “Night Fever” by the Bee Gees at full blast. An impressive start to a Friday morning.

Abigail Adams: “I’m going to kill one bird with two stones” Mum: “Don’t you mean two birds with one stone?” Abs: “No - because you never know if one stone is going to be enough” She does raise a good point.

Mo Farah 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 He's won the Great North Run for the SIXTH time, what an achievement. On @BBCOne and here 👉 https://t.co/XUjXIq9l1z #bbcathletics

The Great North Run has been pure drama today. KOSGEI. FARAH. YES.

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The hairdresser tried to cut my hair with shears in my dream last night. Yep. Analyse that. Next tweet in approx 4-6 weeks. ✌🏼

I don’t need a printed e-receipt confirmation @Topshop I thought I went through the agony of spelling my email address out twice to try and save the trees 🌳

Shoutout to the woman causally removing her toenail polish in front of me on the train. You do you babe.