Bruce Gorrie
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Psychedelic hepcat with a cat. St. Patrick's Hibernian SC, Gerard Manley Hopkins. I'll climb the hill in my own way. MD Alternative National Treasure
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More pictures of Black Rain Frogs looking thoroughly miserable
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Morning beautiful people. Last time I saw my beautiful boy Ziggy was 14th July, 2019 💔
Until yesterday. He's back
Love, everybody
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*Fiona Bruce voice* yes next question from you sir
In Brazil, the bald uakari is rather rudely known as o macaco inglês. It means the English monkey.
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Working class Tory voters. I was lucky to go to Oxford.Only Scottish comp pupil in my year. I met these people, I know them. They despise you. I understand aspiration, it's normal, but these people fool you, they're only interested in preserving their own unearned privilege
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Apparently Philip was the nation's grandad. My grandad was a communist from a dirt poor background who set up a boxing club to help kids, trained a future Olympian and was Scottish amateur champion twice. The finest man I ever knew. I'll stick with him thanks
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@ryanmichler
I've:
Made a giant matchstick out of tiny models of the Eiffel Tower
Taught a spider to read German
Identified 12 podcasts to definitely not listen to
Eaten my body weight in squirty cream
Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
Torn the head off it daily
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RIP John Challis, a fine actor and thanks for one of the most unlikely and wholesome Twitter friendships. Beautiful
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RIP Melanie Safka. More people should listen to her, she was wonderful
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JFK was assassinated 55 yrs ago today.
Here’s a true story.
A young black boy ran up to his car as it was driving through Dallas
“I want to be president one day” he said
JFK looked at him, smiled & replied
“Then make it happen”
That young boy was Raoul Moat
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As Richard Dawkins is banging on about spiders' webs here's what happened when NASA gave them drugs
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It's Brendan's birthday. He would have been 23 today. I try to stay afloat by remembering how funny and bold he was. When we were walking up to Easter Road he would approach away fans, hold his nose and say 'YOU SMELL'. My boy x
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Peter Taylor as assistant
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RIP Burt Bacharach, pictured here in the studio with Dionne Warwick, London 1964
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You know how I was saying yesterday it was impossible to dislike this England team, even as a Scotsman? Well it just got a lot more impossible. This is brilliant
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I have a psychotic illness and I've had a profound, labyrinthine and deeply ingrained delusion since I was 16. I used lockdown to challenge, resist, deny and dissect it. Waited a few weeks to be sure before saying this but it's gone.
The improvement in my life is enormous
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Looks like he's taken it into the chippy and is asking them to deep fry it
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It's rugby so I'm guessing it's a pint of his mates' combined piss
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When you go for a pint with your mates and actual Brexit itself plonks down between you
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Oh man this is a hard one, RIP Mike Nesmith. Broken here. At least he got to feel all that love on the farewell tour. I'll always be listening to the band
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Genuinely the greatest thing I've ever seen. Strolls on, sits down, nonchalantly licks own arse, tries to bop model. How much cat? None more cat
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RIP Annie Nightingale, here displaying the 60s cavalier attitude to looking after vinyl
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RIP Jane Birkin, pictured here in my old home town, Woodstock
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Julie Christie, wearing Mary Quant, and Tom Courtenay in a rainy London
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Marcus being mint aside, the thing to focus on here is that the government could afford to feed these kids all along. They chose not to
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#Hootenanny
drinking game:
Ruby Turner - drink
Rowland Rivron - drink
Boogie woogie piano - drink
Man dressed as clock - drink
When you notice again that Jools doesn't have a neck - drink
One of your mates says 'They record it in October ykno' - drink
Add drinks as required
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What does piss taste like?
How soggy should the biscuit be?
How do I get my jeans frayed at the back like that?
What does the writing on Superdry jackets mean?
Which station are you off duty from officer?
Is that a blood capsule?
The Grand Tour, thoughts?
Favourite James Bond?
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Marcus Rashford is a working class kid from a single parent family who got lucky. Johnson has had it easy all his life. Only one has learned a sense of morality and civic responsibility. God bless Marcus
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RIP Jordan, the punkest of them all and a veterinary nurse too.
'I wanted to be a living work of art'
And she was
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As a Scot I've never wanted an England player to score a penalty more than
@MarcusRashford
. Big man you're an example to us all and the best of my adopted country. Please don't let this get you too far down and thank you for feeding so many kids.
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Hahaha this is brilliant
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It's not just the burqa comments. It's piccaninnies and watermelon smiles and cannibalism and chief killing and all the rest. Not 'gaffes', not 'jokes' but deliberate use of language to degrade and dehumanise people. Johnson is a disgrace
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Another 70s Terrace Droog, this time at Sheffield United. Top effort, he's even got the codpiece
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Jedward bodying Ian Brown all over the gaff. What a truly marvellous place Twitter is
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Mike and Phyllis Nesmith picking up their custom built Radford Mini Cooper in London, July 3rd 1967
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Hello beautiful people I'm still in hospital but hoping to be released in the next few days. Thanks for caring x
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Jermaine Jenas still gets fish pedicures in shopping centres
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Worth reminding yourself occasionally just how good they were right from the start
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I stand with rail workers, nurses, posties and everyone fighting for decent wages and conditions
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Can't stand Johnson, his initial response to this was dreadful and I've suffered badly under the Tories but wishing someone dead? Come on, we're socialists, we care about people
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Christmas Time
Cheeky pint of wine
11 men on the 18 yard line
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'We're not letting Andrew babysit anymore'
Kate Middleton and Prince William 'to make big announcement' over Christmas
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Paul Weller has donated to Denise's funeral fund. I have to hold my hands up, that is a wonderful gesture and I will now be retiring from slagging him off.
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Bearded Stones chat with Marianne Faithfull as a square looks on with an expression of envious disdain
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Afternoon beautiful people. 9 weeks, 3 hospitals and multiple cameras down my throat and up my hoop but I'm HOME. Love, everybody
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Just me, out in town for the first time in 18 months, after being on a bus for the first time in 18 months, and dining out (greasy spoon) for the first time in 18 months.
Sook ma plums illness ya radge
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I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'people who had their coal delivered like this'
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LOVING the 'keep politics out of football' takes on taking the knee to excuse booing fans who otherwise spend their time singing songs about German bombers, world wars and not surrendering to Irish republicans
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I've debated whether to post this but it's important. This lovely woman thought of Brendan and took the time and trouble to find me and tell me this. It means so much. This is why I have faith in humanity, we have such goodness in us, such kindness.
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Carol Kaye, who was 86 yesterday. She's played on over 10,000 recordings with everyone from The Crystals to The Mother Of Invention. Pretty certain anyone who loves music will have heard her work. It's simply impossible to be as cool as this amazing woman.
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Nice to see Tamsin Outhwaite getting some work after leaving Eastenders
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I give you Orion the cat after reaching the summit of Snowdon
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Anycunt taking the piss out of these wee lads is a fanny. Supporting their local team unlike far too many in Scotland and having a great time. Gaun yirsel, absolutely sound
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Thanks for all the Ziggy love, I can't keep up with the replies so basically he was found living in someone's garden, she went back 3 years on the local lost pets FB group and found his picture and my number. Namaste
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Posting this again because it's my favourite picture of me and also because I wish I was 17 again and loving life this much
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43 years today since this record came out. It changed my life. It sent me on a literary quest that led me to an English degree. It led directly to my son being called Brendan. It is everything
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I support Fulham now
Incredible: Fulham players climb into crowd to celebrate goal with 13-Year Old fan Rhys Porter who has cerebral palsy and suffered savage online abuse after posting footage of himself playing football. Beautiful moment of empathy and human kindness 🙌
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Shot by David Bailey, The Rolling Stones at the standing stones of Avebury, 1968
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'Take a pinch of white man, wrap him up in black skin...What's the next bit?'
@AccidentalP
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The Animals outside the Rising Sun pub in Tottenham Court Road, London 1964
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It's a crime to wear Lonsdale son
"These days, they'll arrest you, just for saying you're British".
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Ayresome Park, Middlesbrough, 1973
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Mod started as avowedly internationalist. Italian bikes and coffee. French films and cycling shirts. US shirts and records. Now it's Wellends, fat knackers on scooters with Help For Heroes paintjobs, a shady researcher and his angry Brexiteer sidekick. Pathetic
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After 40+ years, endless attempts to quit and cutting down gradually over the last few months I'm pleased to say I've finally given up smoking. Feels amazing
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This bloke is genuinely amazing. I support him now
Manchester United's Marcus Rashford has revealed he's raised enough money to supply 3-million meals for vulnerable people. A fund he's been supporting, with the charity FairShare UK, has made about £20m.
@MarcusRashford
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Such a bizarre sport
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After months of fighting for help and support today I've had calls from my GP and the mental health team plus a district nurse in. Feels like I finally have a safety net in place
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Just had my final official all clear letter from the hospital. God Jul!
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Morning beautiful people. Still can't quite believe it. I'm so happy. Have a great weekend. Love, everybody
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If I hadn't missed a phone appointment with my GP, if she hadn't called 6 times then phoned my friends, if they hadn't come round then summoned an ambulance crew who got the fire brigade to come in through the window I wouldn't have seen this Christmas. Thanks to them all
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The 2010s. Had some of the happiest years of my life with the love of my life and our beautiful cat. Then I lost her. Had the two worst years of my life utterly ravaged by mental illness until I didn't know who I was. Now the cat's gone too. But somehow I'm still standing. Love
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My mental health is holding up very well, for which I'm thankful. Big part of that is Twitter. Can't see friends and loved ones but I've got a pile of pals in my pocket. I mean Christ, you lot don't half talk some shite but I love you. Peace out and stay safe
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Johnson's hair and shabby demeanour has always been a distraction from his vile ideologies and ineptitude. We're all supposed to go Hahaha he's brushed that with a toffee apple instead of he's killed 130,000 people and harbours criminals in his cabinet
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