This is what it’s all about … and that was just 2 nil. #COYS

#arsenal can’t win the league or properly open a tifo

🇺🇸U-S-A 🇺🇸 U-S-A 🇺🇸 The Stars & Stripes are back at the #WorldCup! #WCQ | #WorldCup | @USMNT

@HeinzTweets We finally feel seen. We will always believe hot dogs are a perfect 10, so here’s an idea for anyone who needs more buns. 5,700 RTs and we will make it happen. Let’s change the world, together. #HeinzHotDogPact

What a GREAT Sunday surprise! 💗 Thrilled to have an admin again who will love all that DC has to offer — starting with sesame bagels!! Come back anytime @JoeBiden

It’s a new day in America.

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

Unity over division.

. @TipsyScoop please send @JoeBiden all of the boozy ice cream immediately following this debate. #Debates2020 #DebateNight #debates #PresidentialDebate2020

@JillFilipovic You have no idea.

Just because vacations are canceled, doesn’t mean that vacation sex needs to be. Make 2020 the year of good #StaycationSex, click on the link for the chance to win a Trojan #StaycationSex kit. https://t.co/8UfLjXw34E

@mulaney @nickkroll

March 1 / April 1

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

#AddAWordRuinATVShow 1. Master Bates Motel 2. Private Parts Practice 3. Friends with Benefits 4. Burn Notice: STDs 5. Condoms Breaking, Bad 6. Sex Scandal 7. Extra Smallville 8. Magnum Condom: PI 9. Threesome's Company 10. It's Ooooohhh-ways Sunny in Philadelphia

@AP_Sports We’re not sure what he uses, but we use #Magnum on our longest-serving member.

Half of my morning commute is trying to get up the steps at the Houston 1 stop @NYCTSubway

There’s a quiet beauty here. Looking forward to exploring my new home. #MarsLanding

Cool kid from high school. I get it. You work out a lot now. And you can wear sweatshirt from when you were like 8. But that shits way too short.