
Brodie Ferguson
@brodieferguson
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Long Value/Short Memes. Electric Lawnmower Owner. Electric Snowblower added 2020. Personality Type: $BIL
Edmonton, Alberta
Joined December 2007
Breaking news from 2018
BREAKING: Elon Musk has given a warning to the Tesla shorts: “If they don’t exit their short position before Tesla reaches autonomy at scale, they will be obliterated.” Many forget this man has a very long history of burning the ones that bet against $TSLA… and it’s most
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make sure to make your doctor a browser plugin to append think hard to all their prompts so you don't accidentally get the stupid chatgpt model diagnosing you
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America is attacking Canada using American citizen Elon Musk, and Canada is fighting back using Canadian citizen Elon Musk. South African citizen Elon Musk is also wreaking havoc on American Institutions, and America is looking at how to retaliate against this South African atta
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The two types of Elon fans: “How dare you doubt the master genius did it all himself” “Yea obviously he’s not going to do it himself that wouldn’t be smart”
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Trump appoints RFK. RFK removes a bunch of dyes and additives from food. American obesity levels go down for the first time ever. Another Trump win, just like inflation! A random drug called Ozempic continues growing in popularity.
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We still can’t figure out how to stop super obvious spam email, but at least apple intelligence can summarize it and mark it as an important notification
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Update from Edmonton
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Demo voice features. Don't roll them out. Some users confused and think old voice to text mode is full self voicing after seeing press conference. Months go by. Get hostile when asked for updates. A user crashes their voice into the back of semitruck.
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“covid didn’t kill anyone” “Biden should withdraw” *Biden withdraws* “Biden is dying from covid”
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wife: will you glance at the baby monitor while you're working pls me: no worries babe I got you
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"Aider has the top score on SWE Bench, a challenging software engineering benchmark using real GitHub issues" The doomer forecast: LLM agents will replace programmers, killing jobs. The utopian reality: LLM pair programmers will add a chill vibe to existing code.
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