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writing in the Nation, New Republic, Vice, LARB etc | novel: The History of America in My Lifetime

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asking the Buffalo Wild Wings waitress to turn all the TVs to Al Jazeera.
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a show like Botched but instead of fixing botched plastic surgery, they just…botch.
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RT @chilledspectre: giving a magic 8 ball my power of attorney.
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RT @brksstrrtt: Brian Eno album called Music for Walgreens.
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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart, $WMT.
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RT @manwellperkins: Blessed to count some of my favorite artists among my best friends. Crazy how @filet_o_calvin is not only that but my e….
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RT @ExpatLitJ: You will never recover from this. The truth is complicated. (Link below)
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RT @Dansplainer: we should let all the animals out of the zoo #LetAllTheAnimalsOutOfTheZoo.
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“all art is political” OK what are the politics of this image
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chugging the entire bottle of contact solution when TSA tries to confiscate it.
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Mr. Beast is creating human-animal hybrids in an “Island of Dr. Moreau”-type situation.
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Mr. Beast now paying contestants to shock each other with a painful electric current.
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last night was a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
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last night was a Gregorian chant.
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(old friend sends me a short video link) thanks i will watch this in 7 days.
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Warhol: One of you will betray me every 15 minutes.
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ISIS might be just some Egyptian goddess to you, but not to me. (staring into distance) not to me.
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Mane.
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If you could remove 1 letter from any state name and everyone had to go along with it, what would it be?.
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RT @brksstrrtt: last night was an Icelandic saga.
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