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@brinybeaches
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this is nuts and nuts to this
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i will cherish this tweet forever ๐ฅน i love you so much queen!!
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Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried
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Clearly a very convincing performance I gave here
We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage.
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the irony of forgetting to take my adderall so that i can stop getting distracted so i stop forgetting things is sometimes very funny to me
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if i don't do exactly this on christmas what am i even doing
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people be like "bear with me" and they donโt even have a bear with them
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why did i have to see a cybertruck on thanksgiving? like haven't i been through enough?
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