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@bimbocowgirl
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Before u dm me just know I have the addiction gene
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@bimbocowgirl
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chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing
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@bimbocowgirl
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best thing apple ever added i want to kiss my iphone on the mouth every time this happens
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@bimbocowgirl
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all girl want is... be gf... wear big shirt no pant ...
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i need to own this
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a relationship should be 50/50 they don’t like pickles i eat their pickle for them
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gf who sends 100 tiktoks a day and bf who doesn’t watch them but pretends he does
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holy shit it’s starting already
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@bimbocowgirl
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hot girls eat pickles straight out of the jar over their kitchen sink
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@bimbocowgirl
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doing the 3-6-18 challenge where i play three holes crash the cart 6 times and drink 18 nooners
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@bimbocowgirl
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things you can say both during sex and at the beach i’ll start: nice hole
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@bimbocowgirl
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Bottomless brunch is only fun for people with boyfriends because who the fuck am I going to text drunk as fuck at 5pm
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@bimbocowgirl
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this is objectively the funniest thing i’ve ever been texted by some guy i met at a bar
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@bimbocowgirl
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TO MAKE IT WORSE HIS PROFILE STATES HE HAS A “Moderate” POLITICAL VIEW 🧍🏼‍♀️
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@bimbocowgirl
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@TakeForGrantd i realized a few days ago and it’s been downhill since then
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@bimbocowgirl
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does anyone wanna fall in love and get matching @dinoman_j sweatshirts?
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@bimbocowgirl
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@objsucks he peed my bed almost every weekend and made me clean it
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@bimbocowgirl
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i understand everyone has their own wants and it’s good to recognize your desires... but .. all THIS girl (me) wanted in the moment was ..be gf.. big shirt no pant.
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@bimbocowgirl
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Coming out of twitter hiatus to show u my fire costume
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@bimbocowgirl
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@bimbocowgirl
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gators daily caught in 4k
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@bimbocowgirl
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what fucking drugs do they put in pesto to make it so good
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@brihindthescene honestly even with adhd i can’t sleep if i have caffeine after 5/6pm not because i get wired but i just can’t fall asleep
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@bimbocowgirl
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1 million likes that’s a lot of people
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@bimbocowgirl
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listening to country music and drinking on the golf course this is the life woke liberals are trying to take away from us
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one time a guy called me mommy and i made him leave the room to think about wtf he just said and i’m just now realizing i definitely made it worse
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@bimbocowgirl
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they put the entire zootopia movie on tiktok in 1 minute parts
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him: my robinhood account is down today Me tryna hit: NOOOOOOOOO😞😞😞😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😩😩😩😩
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@bimbocowgirl
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what does this mean
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@bimbocowgirl
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now i’m gonna be wet all day !
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@bimbocowgirl
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bones day today
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@bimbocowgirl
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and please stop making fun of the tone of the tweet. this was supposed to be a play on a tiktok sound i’ve had stuck in my head
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@bimbocowgirl
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do any single guys want thigh tats (i’ll pay) and a girlfriend
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@bimbocowgirl
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wait also this is reverse for olives if anyone wants a gf who DOES NOT like olives i’m ur gal
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@bimbocowgirl
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went to pick up new dress today
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i wanna be one of the nyc tiktok girlies who just posts fit checks of her outfits sooooo bad but i dress like this every day
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wwyd if penises were as fragile as bananas
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hey if i run for president one day will u guys not leak my nudes or do u think that would help me win. imagine a sexy president. we deserve that
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who wanna make a lemon loaf in the green ikea kitchen 😍
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who is she!
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they should cast me in You i wouldn’t even need to act
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what if you were having sex with a new york girl and she squirted hot dog water
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@bimbocowgirl
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does anyone want a really perfect and beautiful and smart and loving girlfriend that also happens to be a complete loser
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@Shelbi126 i do that now still want to be gf tho ):
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@bimbocowgirl
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He got so big oh my god
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@bimbocowgirl
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today was my first day of work at my big girl job can i get a congrats
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before 2020 ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me or apologize to me or tell me they wanna date me
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@bimbocowgirl
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hey guys
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@bimbocowgirl
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(sorry. i stacked them)
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i literally need to be the most fuckable person at the farmers market
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@bimbocowgirl
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do u guys like like me
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@bimbocowgirl
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please reply with a movie every person should see once. please i don’t watch movies i need to know
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it’s flat fuck friday you fucking losers
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i did get railed in a sundress and im tired of pretending i didnt
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they say u are what u eat i guess that’s why i’m not enough ahaaaaa
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if ur a republican and we ever had sex no we didn’t
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Guys i just got into law school
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soda in a can is better than soda in a bottle i will not elaborate
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cosplaying as one of those nyc nepotism tiktok girlies
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nice like the place
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i just need someone to respond LETS FUCKINN GOOOOO whenever i send them nudes
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thinking ab me in my barbie dress again
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merry christmas
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girls trip made it out of the group chat
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outfit in question
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my mom follows me on here now everyone say hi
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hello brand new jimmy choo boots i will definitely break my ankle in i love you
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got my hair cut
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my mom my sister and i showed up at the bar wearing the same thing
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i wish i had the confidence of a man who puts their full name in all their social media handles
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@queenjoheen i do this so badly all day every day i don’t know how to make it stop
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YALL ARE FUCKING INSANE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
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It’s my birthday 🤨‼️👍🏼🩷
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hey
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idk how yall do that 9-5 shit
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The almond mom house to no snacks in the apartment pipeline
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if you see me working in retail to make friends mind ur business
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god i love for love and lemons
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@eggshellfriend imagine having that level of delusion
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hey guys
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i’m blonde again and learned how to use the air wrap 🙌🏼❣️
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