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@bribrisimps
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THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS OF MY LIFE
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Did you hear the news? The Spice Family grew by two 💙 #BluesCluesandYou
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roman polanski woody allen casey affleck gary oldman jared leto harvey weinstein sean penn kevin spacey
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The Academy does not condone violence of any form. Tonight we are delighted to celebrate our 94th Academy Awards winners, who deserve this moment of recognition from their peers and movie lovers around the world.
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amy winehouse was right, what kind of fuckery is this
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2 years
honestly a classic
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I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa
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Which tikok do yall think deserves an oscar
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one direction got three baby mamas and zero rings……just ghetto
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alright. it’s been enough time. what is with medias hyper fixation on the age of 17. nothing to me happened at 17 that was this significant or life changing
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white people are so allergic to the concept of community lol
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As an adult, don’t ask your friends to help you move. Hire movers, save a friendship.
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does COVID-19 know that
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Joe Biden declares COVID-19 pandemic is officially “over.”
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just because you’re from a generation that brutalized and berated you into never questioning why things are the way they are and that you shouldn’t speak unless spoken to doesn’t mean the rest of us have to sit here and take it.
@TTEcclesBrown
🌈 Tess T. Eccles-Brown, PhD
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Gen Z girl finds out what a real job is like 🔊
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a fat black woman can “risk” her life and her audience by publicly standing with trans folks in the face of government persecution but miss americana can’t because it’s too dangerous 🥺 her fans need to give me a fuckin break lmao
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𝒜𝒹𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶
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@mattxiv Troye Sivan was a YouTuber ?
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including teen beach movie and not, idk, the sound of music or chicago is a fascinating choice here
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the beauty of musicals
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saying you want to be a good example for your daughter and that’s why you decided to go on the call her daddy podcast is objectively hilarious
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ZAYN will be on the ‘Call Her Daddy’ podcast for his first interview in 6 years.
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what you need to get is some therapy
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a mom in starbucks once left her daughter sitting at the counter so she could order for the both of them. i kept an i on her (mainly because she was adorable and i was smiling at her) when a man came up to her and started speaking to her.
My ‘hot take’ on children that isn’t really a hot take is when a child is out in public and whether you are childless or not, that child is now peripherally under your care also. Children’s safety is a community effort.
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joshua bassett may need to go into the witness protection program i fear
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Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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at this point I don’t feel bad for anyone who is going into these movies complaining because you have a computer in your hands. you have so much information at your disposal. your lack of knowledge and resources isn’t at the fault of these production companies
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This is taking me out 😭
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just found out there are people who didn’t know rich girl by gwen stefani sampled fiddler on the roof and this is where my theatre superiority complex kicks in
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3 years
men of color earning prestigious awards and nominations does more in terms of “representation” for me than white women ever will and i don’t think the white feminist pop stans want to hear that lol
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3 years
get rid of her!
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4 years
How do casting directors feel about the fact they will never accomplish a better job than James Marsden as Corny Collins in Hairspray
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1 year
no like they 100% would’ve been barbie and ken if this movie was made 20 years ago
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lucy ford 🍊
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she’s everything, he’s ken
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6 months
why are men so obsessed with roasting in dating. why is that a hallmark of a good relationship to you. have you tried kindness and being earnest
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2 years
i’m watching liam payne cheat on his child fiancée in real time this is such unbiblical information for 10:30AM
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5 months
i don’t see a world where you can have a conversation with your child where you tell them you regret motherhood and expect it to not alter the course of your relationship forever
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ruva🌼
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It’s completely valid to regret motherhood, but I don’t think it’s something your children should know until they’re at an age where they’re able to understand that those feelings aren’t a reflection of the love you have for them
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my immediate response to “may the fourth be with you” is “and also with you” you can take the girl out of the catholic church but you can’t take the catholic church out of the girl
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I think that’s already been decided for us to be frank
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who would win in a fight
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all of you are morally depraved horrific people and the fact that you agree with this says so much about your character
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1 year
I don’t think i’m a hero by any means but people looking out for one another is just kindness. And people includes children. And i’m never going to understand why people are adamant on not wanting to be kind to their fellow humans.
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5 years
Something that needs to be addressed: Ali Stroker was the only cast member of Oklahoma! that was not on stage to celebrate their Best Revival win because there was no ramp for her to use to get there. #TonyAwards
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Are you a former Catholic school kid or are you normal
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idk if it’s lighting or what but this blonde is much more flattering on her
@arianalife0
J☀️| Ariana Bodyguard
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idc if she wrecking homes, schools, apartments, condos, or mansions… they could never make me hate you
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sorry it just feels incredibly dystopian that a state’s government can post about a violent crisis in their country through meme statements, infographics and other edits. like why is there a social media team while there are bombs flying
@Israel
Israel
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Good morning to everyone except for those of you who are having trouble condemning a terrorist organization. #HamasisISIS
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2 years
my kids will hear this song playing on a sunday morning and know they’re doing a deep clean of the house
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2 years
this ruling is going to harm black and brown women and transgender people with uteruses living in red states the most. they are the face of who will be hit the hardest. they are just as much part of the america that you laugh and poke fun at. they need your help and solidarity.
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this heard and depp case has made me see…… a very, very different side of people I called friends. and it’s very alarming. because this has set a very dangerous precedent for DV cases moving forward.
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my fyp is crazy it’s all hunger games edits, press, and women walking out of the movie theatre ashamed that they thirsted over coriolanus snow
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1 year
I was about to speak when the mother came over just in time and diffused. I looked at her after he left very calmly and that’s when she said she had no idea who that man was and never saw him in her life. but she was assured that a bystander was looking out for her.
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families can look like anything, so i didn’t immediately assume ill intent, but i kept a watch because he was an older white man and she was a latina child no more than 3. but then the conversation started to verge and he started asking her questions about wanting to leave w/ him
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like how is 5 seconds of summer getting married and now having children but you’re out here fighting your fake mother in law in court??? have some couth!!!
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2 years
every adult in billie eilish’s life has failed her because why do you continue to let her get intimate with men 10+ years older than her
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6 months
every tongue that rises against rachel zegler shall WHAT?!
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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‘THE HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS & SNAKES’ officially debuts at #1 at the global box office with a $101M opening.
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harry styles drunk girl at the party kissing anyone he sees and telling him that he loves them
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and then 3 months later you get an “exposing @honeybabyrrys : a thread—” because a girl didn’t shower, owes you $1000, slapped your mom and left you stranded in the countryside
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2 years
i don’t think disney will create nor animate a character cuter than antonio from encanto
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this sweet little boy… i feel so awful for him and his mother
@CollinRugg
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NEW: 11-year-old boy stabbed to death in Chicago while trying to protect his pregnant mom from her ex-boyfriend who had just been released from jail. Horrific. Crosetti Brand, 37, was charged with first-degree murder for the death of Jayden Perkins. Brand was released on…
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quick question why were the people miserable
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and just another sunday for you @LiamPayne
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to be loved this intentionally, with this much attention and this much detail…… god so happy for these two
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cant trust anyone who didn’t have a food network phase
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my sister said we looked like the miis during an event in wii sports from the lower bowl and now i understand why
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i didnt even feel the floor move during kiwi but during tpwk i felt it dip underneath me now i know why
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i hate how aave has been reduced to gen z / stan twitter language because those who have any knowledge about anything watch this and just feel gross about this subtle mockery of black people
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bestie’s gonna be okay, right? 💔
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I don’t know what’s funnier Harry canonically knowing Igbo or you thinking this is legitimate
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[case closed]
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@1D5SOS1011 no we will compare
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i’m not arguing with a girl with big beautiful brown doe eyes whatever you say angel
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nevermind she’s queen! clara i wasn’t familiar with your game!
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why did i think this was a tweet from 2009 that just randomly resurfaced on my timeline. what do you mean 4 hours ago
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Austin Mahone
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I need a melanin queen in my life ❤️‍🔥
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@caitalopram nick jonas diabetes is crazy
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people saying “not harry” and “not niall”…… girl i know! don’t cite the deep magic to me witch! i keep up with them better than i do my doctor!
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HOLD YOUR BELOVED SHORT PEOPLE CLOSE IN NYC… THIS WIND IS BLOWING ME AWAY
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surely this isn’t a difficult skill
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there is nothing scarier than a woman who can identify which one direction member is singing any given verse
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this family’s access to historical fashion pieces needs to stop immediately
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north is wearing michael’s smooth criminal hat to a costume party 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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“she’s not a politician” so why can artists like lady gaga, lizzo, harry styles and more make statements in these same states she’s toured in but not her? she can make a whole music video featuring drag queens and not say that drag queens aren’t harming children in tennessee?
@ThePopTingz
Pop Tingz
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The Guardian criticizes Taylor Swift’s lack of support for the LGBTQIA+ community in new article: "Swift’s Eras tour has taken her to numerous states that have ushered in some of the most extreme anti-LGBTQ+ bills in decades, including Florida, Tennessee and Texas. Yet the…
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how are you gonna be a disney adult™ and make fun of theatre kids. bitch i’m your cousin
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i can continue @TheAcademy
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some of the most marginalized of us get on stages and put our bodies in offices and speak up and out against the injustices we face but i’m supposed to believe one of the most privileged women in the world cannot say “trans rights” on stage without getting people killed???
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literally anything but barrett wilbert weed saying she’s not white she’s italian
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we are all better artists because of stephen sondheim
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hillary clinton is going to be in a professional production of into the woods and this is not a shitpost
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guys i’m sorry we cannot keep saying every single illness or off-feeling is COVID. it lessens the severity of COVID and its side effects and not to mention doesn’t allow for the possibility of other illnesses that are just as important to properly diagnose
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Y’all have long COVID😭
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@sftorbit yeah keyword is was 😭
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4 years
For a Disney show to be pulling the plug cements that literally nothing is safe. This is sobering.
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Playbill
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Broadway's Frozen will not reopen post-pandemic:
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bringing up palestine and manchester is actually disgusting and not even an ounce of a justification for silence on political matters. there has never been any political change enacted without risk. all of you who agree with this should be ashamed
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where is maury like?!
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coriolanus snow you will burn in the newly renovated circle of hell made just for you and your crimes. tom blyth however…… call me
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stephen sondheim was just one of those forces that seemed immortal and untouchable. this news is dumbfounding
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nothing more irritating than when white women would get up on the oscars or golden globes stage and be like “here are the all male nominees” as a #girlboss moment while ignoring that men of color have to work extremely hard for recognition in creative fields
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2 years
damn so exactly what people said was gonna happen
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According to @Lin_Manuel , putting @HamiltonMusical on @Disneyplus actually increased demand for the Broadway show, debunking the myth that filmed versions of Broadway shows would only hurt the live productions.
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what did you just say
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shawn mendes having a song with kirk franklin was NOT on my 2023 bingo card
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you offend one white male tenor and here comes all his friends 😒 pack it up newsies
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2 years
does any other woman prolong taking any type of pain relieving medication to see how much torture they can endure or am i just a masochist
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@bylarisha harry might like to play step dad but child support is not in his vocabulary!!
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3 years
I know the Ratatouille musical started out as one big meme but like… Broadway producers would be remiss to not acknowledge that there is a following here that would attract quite literally hundreds of thousands of people
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like seriously what is the aversion to asking for help. leaning on friends and family for help. so much i hear from white friends all from different backgrounds is just how much hyper independence was enforced on them
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dating. i don’t want to hear anything about a soft launch, a situationship, a talking stage, etc. like y’all need to be straight up with intentions or leave that person alone!
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welcome to the final show, I hope you’re wearing your best clothes. 💜 last show. home show. birthday show. heart full. HARRY STYLES: LOVE ON TOUR LONG ISLAND! #HSLOT #HSLOTLongIsland
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laura osnes’ costar tony yazbeck literally had to plead with her over his two young children being high risk and she had seen nick cordero’s death and how amanda kloots and elvis’ lives were upended by it and still said “eh I’ll pass on the vaccine”
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him being 27 to me makes no sense. like you are 19. no younger no older just 19
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Happy 27th birthday to Oscar nominee Timothée Chalamet.
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amber is a cisgender white woman with money, power and access. kesha was a cisgender white woman with money, power and access. if this is how the court rules against them it will be even harsher on women of color, harsher on black women, harsher on trans women. it trickles down.
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this goes for parenthood in general like. feeling this way is fine. do not ever let your kids know that you feel that way though because they shouldn’t be responsible for the feelings that come with that
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obviously goes without saying that black women earning their flowers helps me the most
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@haaniyah_ i do not know if i am beautiful in a way only women find me beautiful or i simply grew up in predominately white spaces and therefore was never considered a romantic prospect
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gotta applaud him on having such a diverse team!
@LouisWTMedia
Louis Tomlinson Media
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#IG | Louis with his band, team and touring personnel at Red Rocks! © cornishman_on_tour
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some of you aren’t ready for that conversation though
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i’m not going to celebrate the achievements of white women the same way i celebrate the achievements of folks of color including men. we are playing an entirely different game. you’re talking about smashing glass ceilings and yet we’re still being asked to clean them
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When we talk about accessibility in theatre, we cannot just reduce it to college students being able to afford a rush ticket. While important, we need to be vigilant about taking into account disabled folks, both when it comes to telling their stories and letting them see stories
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does anyone else have a fear of being a bad person. like morally you are seen as bad. am i just looney because i really do have this fear
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this is why it’s insane to me when people on twitter (especially gay men) demand that celebrities come out because they believe they’re “queerbaiting.” we have had multiple examples of celebrities and popular figures having to come out when they didn’t want to bc of this
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Kate Doak
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So apparently it wasn't @RebelWilson 's choice to come out... The @smh / @theage have admitted to giving her a heads up 2 days in advance that they were going to "out" her. What's worse, openly gay men at the Sydney Morning Herald were involved in this. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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