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@brianwhelton
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Network/Security chap, guitarist, cert junkie, F1 fan, festival, gig & conference attendee. I stroke cats & drink tea! All views are possibly mine...
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OK, some tips:
-Don't worry about 'follower' numbers, it doesn't matter
-People prefer, & respect honesty
-Don't belittle others
-Don't respond to people being dicks (Report)
-Don't lower yourself to their levels
-Beware of trolls
-Before responding, count to 10, 100 if need be
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Cat 1 cabling
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This ransomware is most evil Iโve seen so far
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What a great idea!
Iโm going to start putting Ip addresses on random things.
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NAT explained
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Found this weird log on my server, no idea what it means...
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Physical security 101:
Make sure no one can physically touch your hardware
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Apparently (according to the Facebook post I stole this picture from), this is in a Walmart store.
Either:
There is an IPvWalmart addressing system I was previously unaware of.
or
They are developing a security by obscurity label scheme.
or
They have no idea what they are doing.
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When the final testing requirement states:
Ensure box side printing is present
Status: PASS release to live
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Today was amazing, I had the privilege of going inside a cloud service providers data centre, I even managed to sneak a picture!
People, I give you... The Cloud!
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Never seen a chair like that before...
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SpiderLAN
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Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...
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*** Home security reminder ***
A lot of people are going away for Xmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars.
For security reasons, I strongly recommend leaving one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps to defend your interests.
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I'm a big fan of cable management but this taking twisted pair too far...
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A common conversation...
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๐
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Meanwhile, at Ransomware High...
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The original stand up desk
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As it's
#YorkshireDay
today, here's 82 seconds of Sean Bean saying "bastard".
Thank me later...
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Can't do this with you new spangled shiny cloud environment...
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Someone has sent me a hand troubleshooting guide for any network issues you may come across.
It's very comprehensive and appears to cover most, if not all, potential scenarios.
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Bet this was designed by a network architectโฆ
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Every
#InfoSec
job description from Junior to Senior, designer to tester, admin to manger, analyst to responder, all in one picture....
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Meanwhile, inside the router...
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"The timeline won't allow us to test that, we'll fix it in production"
Production:
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If you were involved in the making of this video, I pray you have a slow, lingering and painful demise...
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Forget people who are trying to be influencers, this is how InfoSec actually works...
#Honk
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Survey doneโ๏ธ
New holes location decidedโ๏ธ
Contractor selectedโ๏ธ
Drilling doneโ๏ธ
Users report network problems that weirdly appear not to be DNS related๐?
Investigation instigated and plaster board section remove...๐คฌ
Remember: Documentation should include where cable runs are!
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Never has a meme possessed so much truth in such a small space
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...
...The cloud.
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Power over Ethernet
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The V2 aren't real, they're caused by those new wired telephones
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This is a text book example of what hackers call network escape.
In this example, a whole switch is trying to make a run for it...
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For those asking, this perfectly demonstrates how you get into InfoSecโฆ
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I've bought Big Dave a present for all his hard work this year.
But as he went to
#BSidesLDN2023
and didn't get me a ticket, I'm keeping it.
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This is one of those pictures where the more you look, the worse it gets...
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Our latest product release successfully installed, this earthquake proof network will sway in rhythm with any shocks and is stabilised by the dual function power and tension release cable.
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My God!, Just look at the old cobweb in this fuse box, does no one have pride in their work places anymore?
Clean it FFS...
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Client: Of course the network gets regular attention, we patch the servers and laptops every month and just bought a new model printer...
The network:
#LaptopsAndServersAreNotTheNetwork
#UpdateYourSwitchesFirmware
#RoutersNeedLoveToo
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I suppose cable management is cable managementโฆ
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If that tree is a Spanning Tree and they do plug that cable into the same building, this won't end well...
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Two loo rolls, two brushes, we're just one toilet away from a high available environment.
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Seriously?
This isn't something that happens over a weekend...
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End user acceptance testing of a fully documented solution...
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts
#NotSorry
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We seem to have the problem contained...
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*** Home security reminder ***
A lot of people are going away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars
For security reasons, I strongly recommend leaving one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps to defend your interests
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I would love to know the story behind this, I bet it contains pettiness, hatred and a love of a location.
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Big Dave has yet again astounded us with his innovation.
The office were moaning about the new 'fang dangled' witchcraft wireless solution we recently supplied, but it's clear they weren't ready for such a technological leap.
But fear not, Big Dave has ensured the cost of the WAPโฆ
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The official InfoSec lifecycle...
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That time I had to explain IP headers to a bunch of vehicle delivery people...
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If you're going to do something, do it properly...
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Oh well played...
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Ouch...
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Remember, the network infrastructure that your business relies upon to conduct all your transactional interactions can just be thrown in to that space that you can't fit anything meaningful into.
Also use the cheapest components and minimum viable products as you only need to buyโฆ
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I wish to be friends with whomever loaded this...
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This was on a LinkedIn post, the person found it on the internet so no idea who did it.
The cloud services offered and their equivalents from the other venders.
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Required v reality...
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If you know, you know...
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Sundial that changes time in it's shadow.
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When you work in network security, this is the kind of conversation you have on a daily, if not hourly, basis.
Networking is still seen as witchcraft to some and in a lot of cases as there isn't a nice colourful GUI it remains unfathomable to some as to how a network could work.
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Is this a local HAN?
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Worse scope ever...
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Every IT environment has something similar, even if it's a patch lead put in over a door to 'test' connectivity only for the engineer to be told, it's working now, let's configure it and we can re-patch that later...
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Seem legit...
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We should tell journalists this is what the dark web is, and see how long it takes before this is described on a main news broadcast.
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Not all heroes wear capes, some carry cable ties...
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OK, where to start...๐ค
Phishing attack?
Something fishy going on here?
Large scale attack?
Tail end of the problem?
Oh, for heavens hake!
Cod this be worse?
Oppor-tuna-ty attackers!
Prepared for any fin!
Oh Pollocks...
Hey DJ, drop the bass!
#SalmonHadToSayIt
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Oh FFS...
Someone thought of this, did it, stood back and thought โNice...โ and is using it ๐ฉ
just shoot me now...
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Modern office economics explained:
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For those on call...
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