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Writing about MMA, boxing and wrestling (and a little poker) @CBSSports . Formerly found at MMAjunkie, Bloody Elbow, SBNation, Cageside Seats & FloSlam.

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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
The best genre of steam review is "I would not recommend this game I have spent 1,118 hours playing"
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
The raging intensity of a professional prizefighter.
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Brent Brookhouse
9 years
Well, the 2015 Vine of the Year competition is over, you guys
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Brent Brookhouse
4 months
"If you don't care that your child is gay, you're a weak man. Also, I will stab you if you bring up my traumatic childhood" is a wild disconnect that fits so well into this era of stupidity in MMA
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MMA Junkie
4 months
"You ask me some stupid sh*t like that? Go f*ck yourself." Sean Strickland went off on a reporter who pressed him on past comments about the LGBTQ community at #UFC297 media day.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
@rachelmillman Was on a video call w/ my kid's "success coach," went to say bye and said "nice ta you" instead of "nice to meet you." Tried to recover and say "take care," but instead said "take bye." Then clicked to hang up and said "TAKE BYE?! YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT" and realized I hadn't hung up
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
The cause may be the same topic, but WWE did not release Zelina 10 minutes after the unionization tweet because of that tweet. But she killed them in the visuals by getting that tweet out before they got their news post out.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
There appears to be a major rule change at Bellator tonight.
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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
Lost in the Joe Rogan controversy is that nobody wants to seem to talk about how bad the guy's stand-up is.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
"Jose Aldo is 33 years old" is the most mindblowing stat in MMA. Feels impossible he isn't like 45
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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
It's kind of disturbing how willing we are to accept Covington taking shots at Poirier's family when it could have a lasting impact on a five-year-old child. This is stuff that could be brought up in school, etc for the rest of this kid's life. It's really disgusting.
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
@punished_cait Combos nicely with "stop killing your dogs with fetch," honestly.
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
I can't even get a response from basically anyone in WWE. As I've said all night, this is all second and third hand stuff (that I've heard anyway) but everything is hitting the same notes. THAT SAID, it could all have the same (incorrect) starting point and have spread outward
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1 year
Again -- NOBODY IN WWE HAS CONFIRMED THIS -- some have even said they don't believe it!
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
This Diego Sanchez/Josh Fabia stuff can't rattle us old MMA folks who watched Sanchez hook up with Dan Quinn and insist that Quinn was right that blending stevia into water cured cancer and obesity like 12 years ago.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
One criticism of UFC 259: No one has used the unstoppable calf kick yet.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
The Becky Lynch situation reeks of desperation and desperate booking leads to just miserable mistakes like that. Nobody actually benefited from the way that played out, not even Lynch. She's now tied to a thing people hated. Compare the arrival pop to the post-match reaction.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
Today? Today was a good day.
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
Thinking he had it all figured out because round one was "easy" is like when you're 6 and think you're really beating your dad at basketball because he lifts you up so you can dunk.
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Bad Left Hook
5 years
McGregor: I was whooping Mayweather until he switched styles, I would beat him in a rematch
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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
The thing with the Patrick Lyoya situation is that a traffic stop should never end with an officer kneeling on a man's back and shooting him in the back of the head. He tried to run. Ok, cool. Let him go and take his car he left there. Talk to the passenger. It was a TRAFFIC STOP
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
Paul Felder can't have the fight because he's "not ranked." But same NYSAC had no issue with Margarito fighting Cotto with one eye.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 months
@themegabucks7 Yeah, man, I've only been making a full-time living with benefits doing this for over 15 years amid a constantly shifting landscape. Big flop!
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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
"Pereira has more to prove before facing Adesanya" Nah. Cash it in before he loses to Just Some Dude. We're out here doing "Conor can get a title shot in a division he hasn't won in since Obama was in office." We can do Pereira vs. Adesanya instead of far less interesting stuff
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
Hey! Some good news. The doctors are almost ready to entirely eliminate the worst case diagnoses! What they think the issue is would go away by 1-2 years old but does cause her some pain. So not perfect, but seems like we may be clear of the really scary stuff.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
Tyson vs. Jones facts: - Not allowed to go for KOs - Is a "hard sparring" exhibition - Fight stopped if there's a cut - No winner will be announced - Both men will get a "belt" after the fight - No crowd to riot when fans realize they got grifted
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
So. Aside from this being a literal endorsement of racist language by the UFC president. The implication that the thing that ultimately determines whether you are right or wrong to use hate speech comes down to whether you win or lose a fight is pretty chilling.
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MMA Junkie
3 years
Dana White says Oron Kahlon got his comeuppance for calling Javid Basharat a "terrorist." "In this insanely politically correct world we're living in, this is one place that is not." #DWCS | Full video:
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
When someone disrespects the Iiconics.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
So, Fight Island is just Abu Dhabi, Burns is out of the UFC 251 main event due to COVID, Holloway hasn't sparred and trained via Zoom sessions and Jose Aldo is 0-1 at 135 and receiving a title shot in what will now be the co-main? I love this sport.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
Orange Cassidy has life figured out. SURE, he can absolutely go in the ring. But he gets an almost unbelievable amount of mileage out of standing in a single position in a bathroom for a 5 second spot during a brawl he's in no way involved in.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
Fighters take an FDA-approved vaccine in between ingesting barely regulated supplements challenge.
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
This thread is the best Christmas movie of 2018
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Candice Marie Benbow
5 years
I wanted the best way to tell my neighbor that he tried it with his late night party. So I wrote him a letter and baked him a cake.
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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
I am a fan of Gaethje's fights, for sure. But there's got to be some sort of tremendous satisfaction every time Oliveira makes a dude who says he "has quit in him" tap out, this great sport's way of literally saying "stop doing that to me, I quit."
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Brent Brookhouse
8 years
Yes, Fabricio Werdum, who beat Cain and Fedor pulled out of a bout due to fear of Stipe Miocic. That’s for sure what happened.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
Personally, I think it'd be a fine precedent to set for the UFC to say "in our organization, an absolute last minute replacement in a title fight has a one pound allowance and will still be allowed to compete for the belt." Cuts are kind of meticulously planned.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
The story of Lopez and his dad spending years making it so clear that they had Lomachenko's number and then winning it? That's just good sports storyline right there.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
You guys might not believe this. But Sonnen/Rampage is not high-quality MMA
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
Mitchell's flat earth beliefs crumble as he is knocked to the canvas in a way that only happens due to our round earth's gravity.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
New footage of Conor McGregor's backstage freakout.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
Who'd think Brock Lesnar would be the most well adjusted human being of the "UFC star" crew of Lesnar, Jones, Rousey and McGregor.
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
Oh, uh, I was talking about the UPS driver who got knocked out on DAZN. But, uh, thanks for the prompt customer service?
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
My last boxing thought for the night: In the world of boxing, Amanda Serrano (a women’s P4P elite) is not considered capable of fighting as long as Paul & Woodley. Her defense of multiple world titles was given 20 minutes. Paul (4-0) and Woodley (0-1)? 24. Catch up, boxing.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
I hope MMA fans listen to this and think about shit, but they won’t.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
Ah, the comfort of “what is the point of this shit” after a good opener. The WWE PPV special.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
"There's been nobody to ever carry the WWE product like I have over the past year and I stand on that. You can throw anybody out." - Roman Reigns as WWE transitions back to live crowds beginning with tonight's SmackDown --
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
Thanks, I hate it
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Shakiel Mahjouri
1 year
The UFC-WWE era is officially upon us at #UFC288 . Superstars Seth Rollins, Cody Rhodes and Charlotte Flair explain what a "heel" is during this Henry Cejudo promo
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Brent Brookhouse
8 years
“I don’t see why they would have a rematch after that fight” - Tune in to UFC 200 for Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm, everyone!
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Brent Brookhouse
8 years
Tell me what reality is...
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
Incredible how quickly we cycled through Vince retiring amid sexual misconduct allegations, strongarming back onto the board, getting employment status back, selling the company & retaining power, all the while saying he wouldn't be involved in creative to now saying he will be.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
Dana saying that they're going to do Poirier/McGregor 4 when McGregor heals while Poirier goes to fight for the title. So, Conor could get a title fight on the strength of a 1-3 (three finish losses) record at 155 & no lightweight win since Nov. 2016
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
Average age of the men on the SummerSlam card: 38 You might think that's because Goldberg, Edge, Cena are skewing the number. But the third youngest guy on the card is 35. Seven guys on the card are over 40.
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Brent Brookhouse
2 months
@mookiealexander Settling for like less than 20% of what you were seeking, likely with no meaningful changes to UFC contract structure AND with TKO stock shooting up in response. A massive win for fighters, i guess?
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
The Bray Wyatt entrance is better than the Fiend entrance.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
Shinsuke's dedication to just ruining AJ's balls is really something else.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 months
@ArtificialMafia @themegabucks7 Well, congrats on achieving your goals, bud!
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
Doesn't matter if Lacey is actually pregnant (as per reports) or not. In WWE canon forever, she had sex with Ric Flair.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
Tony screaming “it’s Stiiiiing” is something else. Also, it’s Sting!
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Brent Brookhouse
8 years
We also live in UFC world where they treat CM Punk’s disastrous experiment as commendable but claim an all-time great lacks “what it takes."
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
I love the segment of MMA fans who love pre-fight trash talk/taunts but go to the pearl clutching if the trash talk and taunts AFTER a fight. I especially love the sub-segment of those fans who ALSO complain about pro wrestling -- because what you seem to WANT is pro wrestling.
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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
Look, everyone, you just need to really, really appreciate Danielson. He's an all-time great if not THE all-time great. I seriously mean that. He may be the best pure wrestling mind with the in-ring skills to match ever
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
- Ferguson is out, but we got Holloway stepping in - Don't worry, Brock is coming back, guys - Oh shit, Conor did what? - Ok, we lost three fights for Saturday. But, I mean, Holloway vs. Khabib! - Wait...Max isn't fighting? - THIS WEEKEND FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $64.95!
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
I don’t think Braun sold being murdered in the garbage compactor as long as he has the Shane elbow drop.
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
Hey, that match was great, Kofi has more than proven his place is at the top of the card this week and that PPV was pretty dang entertaining. So, let’s call it a win.
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Brent Brookhouse
8 years
So…Stipe Miocic, Miesha Tate, Michael Bisping, Rafael dos Anjos, Robbie Lawler. Go back 3 years and tell me that’d be a list of UFC champs
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
Love ya, Bills fans. But stop with the snowballs onto the field during plays.
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Brent Brookhouse
2 months
To return to this today ... The top 10 power slap shorts total out at ~650 million views COMBINED. That COMBINED TOTAL would be good for No. 47 on the list of most-watched YouTube shorts. Where did this claim of six of the top 10 all-time come from? I'm lost.
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Brent Brookhouse
2 months
The idea that Power Slap has six of the top 10 YouTube shorts of all time is SO WILDLY INACCURATE and takes the minimum amount of fact checking. The top Slap short has 314mil views (that is a lot!) but the entire top 10 most-viewed shorts are over 1 BILLION views.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
God, is there actually enough interest in a mobile EWR-style game that I should talk to my “team” about what it would take us and kickstart it?
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Brent Brookhouse
7 months
So, we've had: - 3 fighters fight with staph (that we know of) - a fight with tons of fouls and no deduction - A fight where a guy freaked out, lost a fight he was winning because his opponent started barking - A guy get kicked in the balls & the doc telling him it didn't happen
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
Sammy Guevara running away from Hangman on a horse was worth the price of the PPV.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
Cool day for MMA when a spinning heel kick main event KO is the day's third best knockout
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
Arn recently helped Cody, Malenko is a hated Jericho rival from the past. This is an abuse of power by Cody. Jericho should protest.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
Keep returning to this gif every five or so minutes just to laugh at the hands pushing out the table
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javvas
3 years
a crash pad in hiac you better believe it.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
The worst part of the CM Punk segment was when it had to end.
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Brent Brookhouse
5 months
@JCrosbyCBS That was my first thought but then I realized that you KNOW Brock was watching Punk in the Octagon and hootin' and hollerin'
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Brent Brookhouse
8 years
Feel like the 2 stories in this one screenshot tell one complete story.
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Brent Brookhouse
8 years
UFC tackling the McGregor issue in gif form
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
If Ronda’s arm is hurt, how is she gonna get her sandy hooks in?
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Brent Brookhouse
7 years
So, I guess now is a fine time to announce this: I've accepted a role leading content operations for @FloSlam starting in January.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
@travismcelroy Wait until she finds the heavy literature.
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
I mean, doesn't the introduction of a new world heavyweight championship kind of ruin the idea of the other guy being an "undisputed champion"?
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
The reality is, I don't think ANYONE is going to have any sort of confirmation of ANYTHING tonight. It's after 11 p.m. ET on a weeknight. You're not getting an announcement or real confirmation of something like this at this time on a Tuesday.
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
Well, I shot my shot and i'm now unemployed. Any MMA jobs out there? My resume is pretty kickass. I think people would like if you hire me.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 months
HEY! See! You CAN ask the "hard question" and get an answer that has SOME meat to it! Cody got asked and didn't "no comment" it! It's not the perfect answer, but by asking, you got SOMETHING.
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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
oh god, now she's leading a "Thank you, Vince" chant. This is gross in really incredible ways
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
Can’t even tweet about this Daniel Bryan match on my iPhone like some consumerist asshole.
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Brent Brookhouse
2 years
Belair should be the next wrestler with "the streak" at Mania.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
Closing in on 18 months since we went through the scariest thing I ever had to deal with in my life as a parent. Finley is now 2 and way beyond standard milestones that we spent months worrying might never come, or come with significant developmental delays.
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
Exactly this
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Brent Brookhouse
6 years
Dead.
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
You guys ever just start thinking about how WWE turned Big Show for a couple weeks just so they could do a piss angle?
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Brent Brookhouse
8 years
Kimbo/Dada finish gif
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
@PTibz @punished_cait Same general situation here and yes? I married the person I want to be around ALL THE TIME so we can goof off and watch TV and play games and talk shit about the neighbors or whatever. I'm sorry y'all settled for someone that makes you miserable or whatever. Couldn't be me.
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Brent Brookhouse
7 years
So, I guess we hit the "we can announce it" stage. But I have once again succeeded at doing a sex and producing a human. Due next May.
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3 years
Got married, it's cool. Here are the girls sitting in a jury box.
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Brent Brookhouse
4 years
"I broke my jaw" is my favorite Colby promo
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7 years
Josh Barnett continuing to do his job as the guy who reminds everyone to not trust the eye test.
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Brent Brookhouse
1 year
@punished_cait "a warrior race of cannibals who were ten feet tall with two rows of teeth and SIX FINGERS AND TOES on each hand." Those hands must have looked craaaazy tho, what with the extra finger and six toes
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@benfowlkesMMA Such a weird bit of modern life. As high-quality cameras are everywhere and on everyone at nearly all times, we've scaled up the number of guys going "Yes, I know you have video of me saying that but I, in fact, did not say that and you're wrong if you say I said what I said"
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
Charlotte just called Nikki's gear a "supermarvel outfit" like somebody's aunt at a family cookout.
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Brent Brookhouse
3 years
WWE: It's now Braun vs. Drew vs. Bobby in a triple threat. Lashley: That's unfair! WWE: It's now Rhea vs. Asuka vs. Flair in a triple threat. Ripley: That's unfair! LOVE the unique booking approaches applied to the various storylines on Raw.
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Brent Brookhouse
5 years
I'm preemptively annoyed by Lacey Evans' boring ass walking out in a few minutes. Or interfere to set up the least exciting WrestleMania match possible. Or tweet another picture of some embarrassing food. Or whatever.
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