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"If you don't care that your child is gay, you're a weak man. Also, I will stab you if you bring up my traumatic childhood" is a wild disconnect that fits so well into this era of stupidity in MMA
"You ask me some stupid sh*t like that? Go f*ck yourself."
Sean Strickland went off on a reporter who pressed him on past comments about the LGBTQ community at
#UFC297
media day.
@rachelmillman
Was on a video call w/ my kid's "success coach," went to say bye and said "nice ta you" instead of "nice to meet you." Tried to recover and say "take care," but instead said "take bye." Then clicked to hang up and said "TAKE BYE?! YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT" and realized I hadn't hung up
The cause may be the same topic, but WWE did not release Zelina 10 minutes after the unionization tweet because of that tweet. But she killed them in the visuals by getting that tweet out before they got their news post out.
It's kind of disturbing how willing we are to accept Covington taking shots at Poirier's family when it could have a lasting impact on a five-year-old child. This is stuff that could be brought up in school, etc for the rest of this kid's life. It's really disgusting.
I can't even get a response from basically anyone in WWE. As I've said all night, this is all second and third hand stuff (that I've heard anyway) but everything is hitting the same notes.
THAT SAID, it could all have the same (incorrect) starting point and have spread outward
This Diego Sanchez/Josh Fabia stuff can't rattle us old MMA folks who watched Sanchez hook up with Dan Quinn and insist that Quinn was right that blending stevia into water cured cancer and obesity like 12 years ago.
The Becky Lynch situation reeks of desperation and desperate booking leads to just miserable mistakes like that. Nobody actually benefited from the way that played out, not even Lynch. She's now tied to a thing people hated. Compare the arrival pop to the post-match reaction.
Thinking he had it all figured out because round one was "easy" is like when you're 6 and think you're really beating your dad at basketball because he lifts you up so you can dunk.
The thing with the Patrick Lyoya situation is that a traffic stop should never end with an officer kneeling on a man's back and shooting him in the back of the head. He tried to run. Ok, cool. Let him go and take his car he left there. Talk to the passenger. It was a TRAFFIC STOP
@themegabucks7
Yeah, man, I've only been making a full-time living with benefits doing this for over 15 years amid a constantly shifting landscape. Big flop!
"Pereira has more to prove before facing Adesanya" Nah. Cash it in before he loses to Just Some Dude. We're out here doing "Conor can get a title shot in a division he hasn't won in since Obama was in office." We can do Pereira vs. Adesanya instead of far less interesting stuff
Hey! Some good news. The doctors are almost ready to entirely eliminate the worst case diagnoses! What they think the issue is would go away by 1-2 years old but does cause her some pain. So not perfect, but seems like we may be clear of the really scary stuff.
Tyson vs. Jones facts:
- Not allowed to go for KOs
- Is a "hard sparring" exhibition
- Fight stopped if there's a cut
- No winner will be announced
- Both men will get a "belt" after the fight
- No crowd to riot when fans realize they got grifted
So. Aside from this being a literal endorsement of racist language by the UFC president. The implication that the thing that ultimately determines whether you are right or wrong to use hate speech comes down to whether you win or lose a fight is pretty chilling.
Dana White says Oron Kahlon got his comeuppance for calling Javid Basharat a "terrorist."
"In this insanely politically correct world we're living in, this is one place that is not."
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So, Fight Island is just Abu Dhabi, Burns is out of the UFC 251 main event due to COVID, Holloway hasn't sparred and trained via Zoom sessions and Jose Aldo is 0-1 at 135 and receiving a title shot in what will now be the co-main? I love this sport.
Orange Cassidy has life figured out. SURE, he can absolutely go in the ring. But he gets an almost unbelievable amount of mileage out of standing in a single position in a bathroom for a 5 second spot during a brawl he's in no way involved in.
I am a fan of Gaethje's fights, for sure. But there's got to be some sort of tremendous satisfaction every time Oliveira makes a dude who says he "has quit in him" tap out, this great sport's way of literally saying "stop doing that to me, I quit."
Personally, I think it'd be a fine precedent to set for the UFC to say "in our organization, an absolute last minute replacement in a title fight has a one pound allowance and will still be allowed to compete for the belt." Cuts are kind of meticulously planned.
The story of Lopez and his dad spending years making it so clear that they had Lomachenko's number and then winning it? That's just good sports storyline right there.
My last boxing thought for the night: In the world of boxing, Amanda Serrano (a women’s P4P elite) is not considered capable of fighting as long as Paul & Woodley. Her defense of multiple world titles was given 20 minutes. Paul (4-0) and Woodley (0-1)? 24.
Catch up, boxing.
"There's been nobody to ever carry the WWE product like I have over the past year and I stand on that. You can throw anybody out." - Roman Reigns as WWE transitions back to live crowds beginning with tonight's SmackDown --
The UFC-WWE era is officially upon us at
#UFC288
. Superstars Seth Rollins, Cody Rhodes and Charlotte Flair explain what a "heel" is during this Henry Cejudo promo
Incredible how quickly we cycled through Vince retiring amid sexual misconduct allegations, strongarming back onto the board, getting employment status back, selling the company & retaining power, all the while saying he wouldn't be involved in creative to now saying he will be.
Dana saying that they're going to do Poirier/McGregor 4 when McGregor heals while Poirier goes to fight for the title. So, Conor could get a title fight on the strength of a 1-3 (three finish losses) record at 155 & no lightweight win since Nov. 2016
Average age of the men on the SummerSlam card: 38
You might think that's because Goldberg, Edge, Cena are skewing the number.
But the third youngest guy on the card is 35. Seven guys on the card are over 40.
@mookiealexander
Settling for like less than 20% of what you were seeking, likely with no meaningful changes to UFC contract structure AND with TKO stock shooting up in response.
A massive win for fighters, i guess?
I love the segment of MMA fans who love pre-fight trash talk/taunts but go to the pearl clutching if the trash talk and taunts AFTER a fight. I especially love the sub-segment of those fans who ALSO complain about pro wrestling -- because what you seem to WANT is pro wrestling.
Look, everyone, you just need to really, really appreciate Danielson. He's an all-time great if not THE all-time great. I seriously mean that. He may be the best pure wrestling mind with the in-ring skills to match ever
- Ferguson is out, but we got Holloway stepping in
- Don't worry, Brock is coming back, guys
- Oh shit, Conor did what?
- Ok, we lost three fights for Saturday. But, I mean, Holloway vs. Khabib!
- Wait...Max isn't fighting?
- THIS WEEKEND FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $64.95!
Hey, that match was great, Kofi has more than proven his place is at the top of the card this week and that PPV was pretty dang entertaining. So, let’s call it a win.
To return to this today ... The top 10 power slap shorts total out at ~650 million views COMBINED. That COMBINED TOTAL would be good for No. 47 on the list of most-watched YouTube shorts. Where did this claim of six of the top 10 all-time come from? I'm lost.
The idea that Power Slap has six of the top 10 YouTube shorts of all time is SO WILDLY INACCURATE and takes the minimum amount of fact checking. The top Slap short has 314mil views (that is a lot!) but the entire top 10 most-viewed shorts are over 1 BILLION views.
So, we've had:
- 3 fighters fight with staph (that we know of)
- a fight with tons of fouls and no deduction
- A fight where a guy freaked out, lost a fight he was winning because his opponent started barking
- A guy get kicked in the balls & the doc telling him it didn't happen
The reality is, I don't think ANYONE is going to have any sort of confirmation of ANYTHING tonight. It's after 11 p.m. ET on a weeknight. You're not getting an announcement or real confirmation of something like this at this time on a Tuesday.
HEY! See! You CAN ask the "hard question" and get an answer that has SOME meat to it! Cody got asked and didn't "no comment" it! It's not the perfect answer, but by asking, you got SOMETHING.
Closing in on 18 months since we went through the scariest thing I ever had to deal with in my life as a parent. Finley is now 2 and way beyond standard milestones that we spent months worrying might never come, or come with significant developmental delays.
@PTibz
@punished_cait
Same general situation here and yes? I married the person I want to be around ALL THE TIME so we can goof off and watch TV and play games and talk shit about the neighbors or whatever. I'm sorry y'all settled for someone that makes you miserable or whatever. Couldn't be me.
@punished_cait
"a warrior race of cannibals who were ten feet tall with two rows of teeth and SIX FINGERS AND TOES on each hand." Those hands must have looked craaaazy tho, what with the extra finger and six toes
@benfowlkesMMA
Such a weird bit of modern life. As high-quality cameras are everywhere and on everyone at nearly all times, we've scaled up the number of guys going "Yes, I know you have video of me saying that but I, in fact, did not say that and you're wrong if you say I said what I said"
WWE: It's now Braun vs. Drew vs. Bobby in a triple threat.
Lashley: That's unfair!
WWE: It's now Rhea vs. Asuka vs. Flair in a triple threat.
Ripley: That's unfair!
LOVE the unique booking approaches applied to the various storylines on Raw.
I'm preemptively annoyed by Lacey Evans' boring ass walking out in a few minutes. Or interfere to set up the least exciting WrestleMania match possible. Or tweet another picture of some embarrassing food. Or whatever.